Ultimate Lori Michaels
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Release date:
April 1, 2003 -
Cast:
Melissa Hill|Felecia|Peter North|Jacklyn Lick|Shelbee Myne|April|Bobby Vitale|Lori Michaels|Lauren Montgomery
The Feature:
Yeah baby, more porn to review! Today's review is for Vivid's latest compilation starring Lori Michaels, appropriately titled, "Ultimate Lori Michaels." Now, if you didn't already know it was coming (pun intended), it's Kleenex time!
The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 10 scenes with a total running time of around 105 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:
Scene #1 – Lori Michaels w/ Eric Masterson
Blowjob, oral, missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl, and he cums on her tits. Solid opener.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #2 – Lori Michaels w/ Jaklyn Lick
Yay, prison lesbian sex. They strip, and go down on each other. Lots of great angles and action here, and they cap it off with a 69.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #3 – Lori Michaels w/ Bobby Vitale
Oral for Lori, blowjob for Bobby. Doggy, missionary, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #4 – Lori Michaels w/ Johnny Appleseed
Van sex! Johnny goes down on Lori, missionary, doggy, spoon, and he cums on her belly.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #5 – Lori Michaels w/ Felicia & Melissa Hill
Western showgirl lesbian sex! Oral for everyone involved from various positions. The girls work hard here and I love them for it.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #6 – Lori Michaels w/ Nick East
Oral for Lori, blowjob for Nick. Spoon, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, missionary, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #7 – Lori Michaels w/ Dale DaBone
They make out for a bit. Blowjob, reverse cowgirl, missionary, a great 69, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #8 – Lori Michaels w/ Steve Taylor
We start off with missionary… and he cums on her belly? Jeez buddy, last a little bit longer next time.
Kleenex Rating: 1
Scene #9 – Lori Michaels w/ Steven St. Croix & Peter North
I guess her large pink hair here makes her an alien or something. Oral chain. Doggy/blowjob, missionary/blowjob, and they douse her in semen.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #10 – Lori Michaels w/ Lauren Montgomery
Yes, library sex! Lots of groping and kissing. Oral for both girls, including a very nice 69. They manage to find a dildo (wonder where that falls under according to the dewey decimal system). And that's all she wrote.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation varies from scene to scene. Scenes are shot differently, so grain and a soft picture can be expected at times. Some scenes look better than others.
Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. Everything sounds about standard as far as pornos go. Besides, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?
Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again. Standard fare for Vivid DVDs.
Extras:
3 bonus scenes.
Scene #11 – Melissa Hill w/ Steve St. Croix
She strips, and blows him. They go into a 69. Cowgirl, doggy, missionary, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #12 – April w/ Shelbee Myne & Mickey G
Double team blowjob. Reverse cowgirl for April. Missionary/spoon for Shelbee. Both girls jack him off till he cums.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #13 – Jaklyn Lick w/ Michael J. Coxx
Oral for Jaklyn, blowjob for Michael. Missionary, reverse cowgirl, anal/vibrator combo, a blowjob while she uses two vibrators on herself,, and finally a facial. Good scene.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
There are additional features including a photo gallery, previews, phone sex commercials, on the set with vivid, and more.
Final Thoughts:
Boy, Lori looks bad on the cover of the DVD as well as the menus. Luckily, she looks A LOT better in the main feature. She works pretty hard in most scenes, and has got an amazing body. Although the DVD lacks star power, its definitely worth checking out. "Recommended."