Milf Cheyenne Hunter

Hunter scares me. She scares me from her twitchy eye, and growly voice and her sex talk is horrible. She challenges the viewer to work for their meal and sits on her mate's face being eaten out by him furiously. She writhes and moans squeezing her erect popping nipples and orders him to be a good boy and eat her pussy out upon her command. He gives her a spanking as she clutches the bed and orders him furiously while he clutches her ass and licks her clit hungrily. "Make the Walls of my Loins Ache in Ecstasy," she says. Yeah, she says that to the camera. Not to sound pretentious, but talking like a Supermarket romance novel doesn't particularly make me horny. Watching a hot woman who won't shut the fuck up, doesn't particularly make me horny. Hunter is a gorgeous woman, she looks damn good, but she just keeps talking and talking, and she just prevented me from fully erecting at her sexual play. But you have to appreciate her willingness to smack her tits against this guy's face, it's the kind of face play I'd take part in with a smile, all the way.

She leans back getting her pussy eaten out and clutches his bulge under his pants finally unbuckling him and jerks him off. "I'm gonna try this out," she says holding his cock, "It'd be like driving a stick shift for the first time." Who writes this crap? Most importantly, who writes this crap? She doesn't need to talk, she's hot. It's bad enough that they break the fourth wall and fail to set up any foreplay, but she just spouts horrible dialogue all the way through. Looking at his cock, she declares, "Mmmm, tall, dark, and handsome!" Oh, the pain. Going to work on his cock in all sorts of creative ways, Hunter just continues giving me reasons to move on to the next segment with making loud cartoonish noises while licking his shaft, and looking to the camera. She finally mounts him backward and rides his cock hard into her tight pussy, and yells "Fuck me like a Squaw, ay ay ay ay ay!" Without a doubt, this is the most obnoxious unattractive segment I've ever seen in a porno.

Milf Dani Sexton

Sexton is cute enough, but there's just something about her that instantly turns me off. I'd say the heavy layers of make up and the desperate attempts to demonstrate sex talk. I really don't see why this film couldn't have just been Milfs with big jugs being fucked by men, instead they have to mutter awful dialogue improvised or not, and somehow pad the silence. Her mate feels her up for a while and begins fiercely sucking her tits upon her demand and bites on her nipples. She leans him down and smashes his face into her tits, and reaches into his pants to grab his cock. She leans down on her knees and begins sucking his cock slowly, and smothers his shaft in between her tits to be fucked. She even leans over with her ass in the air to suck him off while he sits on the couch. Kudos on the abs, Sexton. She finally mounts him with her body spread for the camera and rides his cock hard while screaming out, and bounces up and down on his balls taking him deep and hard. She leans over to suck him off again and turns to fuck him again and bounces her ass up and down on his cock. All the while she leans over as he spanks her, and she leans over to suck him off yet again lying back as she's spread and and fucked yet again. She's then leaned over on her head and dominated by being fucked up her ass, while she cries uot, and tit fucked. The session eventually ends with the two masturbating across from one another awkwardly, and finished on Sexton's breasts.

Milf Cat Cleavage

Cleavage is hot, and she unstraps her corset to show off her gorgeous plump tits for the camera. Her mate sitting along a couch sucks her off as she leans over and shoves her tits along his face. She sits back fingering herself as he feasts on her breasts, sucking her nipples and licking the base, all the while kissing her. He slips his pants down and she leans over to suck his cock, looking to the camera, and fingers his balls as he pushes her head down on the shaft. She deep throats him and slurps his head and goes down for seconds at a time, while licking his balls, and sits back spreading to beat eaten out by him. She lays back and tit fucks him, squeezing her casabas between his cock and moaning out, while he pumps and anxiously tries to keep his cock centered, but always failing. He finally penetrates her clutching her tit and fucks her softly in spite of his speed. He doesn't seem to really be pounding her and that makes the scene a little hard to get into mainly because he doesn't look like he's trying and she seems to be faking it. Finally she mounts him with her big ass to the camera and rides his cock hard and deep eventually slowing down and suspends herself with a leg and takes the pumping with loud groans and flapping tits. She leans over at the top of the couch as he takes her from behind and fucks her up the ass; Cleavage is a good looking woman and watching her be fucked is a rather arousing sight, and she's a good change of pace from the previous two segments which were hard to sit through. She mounts him backwards taking his cock up her pussy, and gets a finisher on her melons.

Milf Mae Victoria

"I have big large breasts." I didn't expect to hear that.

"I bet you'd like to see them." Why else would I be here?

Mae Victoria looks like a Milf and a half, and while not the typical Milf, she's one I'd definitely consider getting into if ever approached. She sits on her mates cock and talks to the camera providing a stunning declaration in the area of "Duh," and unhooks her top revealing her, yes, large breasts. She feels on her mate's large bulge and gawks at the camera until finally leaning back to spread her legs writing back and forth, and finally shows her big large breasts! I'd say they're natural, and man they're real feeders. Just stop asking about your big large breasts. We get it. She turns to her mate showing her pale plump ass, and rubs her tits along his face egging him on. She finally leans over to suck his cock slowly and softly, pushing the shaft into the corner of her mouth, hopefully not for chewing. She jerks him off closing in on the camera like Norma Desmond, and puts the lucky man's cock in between her tits pumping it back and forth. Though not in the Cheyenne Hunter territory, the constant jibber jabber of Victoria is tiresome and annoying, and really distracting. She crouches down ovrer her mate and begins riding him wide spread, moaning and bouncing her tits up and down and jiggling her tits for every pump. She rubs her tits for a while and turns to ride him with her ass pointed to the camera. She groans and giggles, and takes the slow thrusts, rubbing her pale behind in ecstacy. She turns to lean over the bed and takes it up the ass and then lies on her back to take it missionary style while screaming out and kissing him. Eventually, he finishes off on her tits after a long masturbation and her further mugging for the camera.

Milf Vanessa Vidal

Vanessa Vidal is a good looking Milf, and she looks damn good in her dress, but I just wish she could convince me that she was horny. I know porn and acting don't exactly go hand in hand, but the moans from her sometimes border on comical, if you could manage to find laughter in her pouts and frowns. That doesn't stop her mate who is sitting across from her rubbing one out while she stretches her legs out and sighs. She doesn't even seem to need her mate as she does all the work herself, working herself up, moaning at the tapping of her clit, and writhing spastically. She finally leans over to lick the bulge under his shorts, and begins sucking his cock with her ass high in the air. She shoots her mouth up and down his cock with a popping sound, and tit fucks him leaning down on his lap. She spreads her legs out as he laps at her tight pussy and fingers her simultaneously. She mounts him backwards, riding his cock hard and fast, with her tits flopping hard, and lays back as she's fingered and fucked slowly with her legs high along the top of the couch. As well, she's leaned over and dominated up her ass pounded hard while she winces and groans loudly. She turns to mount his cock and rides him up and down having her ass pounded and slapped, sucks him off and is tit fucked leading into a finisher along her tits.

Odds & Ends

Audio/Visuals:

Everything is basically in tip top shape as the sound is very crisp and clear with the dialogue coherent and audible enough for us to hear the exchanges, unfortunately. The boom mic gladly never distorts the voices, and though the voices do sound muffled when the women get very close, it's good enough to prevent a low mark. The pictue is great. Though the video can tend to have a brown tint at times, the picture is crystal clear and in a widescreen format.

Goodies:

There's yet again not much here to look for in the way of Extras and features. There's a nineteen minute "Behind the Scenes" feature with some goofy foot play between Sexton and her mate, who she begs to massage her feet; there's also an interview with Vanessa Vidal who talks non-stop about her breasts, and with May Victoria who complains about the heat, while also bragging about her tits. I know this movie is called "Milf Jugs" but the people here seem generally bored with the director, and seem to fill the silence with discussing their tits. It's a boring nineteen minutes for sure, On the rest of the group, there's a "Select a Star" function, A slideshow of boring stills, and typical VCA and Hustler trailers, along with Internet ads.

After Thought:

I wanted to love "Milf Jugs," but in the end what with the repetitive segments, the awful dialogue from the performers, the so-so looking women, and the lack of real sexual fire, it's just an okay movie worthy of a rental if you can stomach Cheyenne Hunter's Dialogue.