Sloppy Seconds 2

Reviewed on: November 3, 2006
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Release date:
October 26, 2006
Runtime:
2h 22m
Cast:
Mark Davis|Annie Cruz|Cindy Crawford (II)|Manuel Ferrara|Rebeca Linares|Missy Monroe|Steve Holmes|Mr. Pete|Gia Paloma|Pascal St. James|Chris Streams

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Genre:

Threesome DP

Director:

Chris Stream

Cast:

Annie Cruz, Missy Monroe, Gia Paloma, Rebeca Linares, Cindy Crawford

Length:

2 hours, 22 minutes

Date:

June 29-July 26, 2006

Extras:

You have some trailers, a photo gallery, and a cum shot loop which just shows you all the cum shots in the feature. Also is some behind the scenes footage. It just shows some of the photoshoot for the film for two of the girls, some prep for the scenes that seem to be a little staged with some pre-scene sex and just plain ole' walking around naked and having a good time. There's really not much here in the extras department to really care about.

Audio/Video:

The video was presented in 4:3 and was pretty clean. The tones and colors were natural and the black levels were fine. The audio itself was only in stereo and it didn't sound great but it didn't sound bad. There was nothing here out of the ordinary for an adult release.

Body of Review:

Sloppy Seconds 2 says to me right off the bat that I'm in for some threesome action. I personally don't mind viewing threesomes even though they aren't my thing. What I look for is to make sure the girls are having a good time, and not being completely objectified. If there's one thing I have learned from porn it's this, you can have some threesome scenes where the women aren't treated like complete shit. It's possible! Most of the time though, titles that boast double penetrations and things of that nature, are usually pretty rough and if the girl doesn't enjoy what's going on, it can be pretty brutal to watch. I'm a firm believer that in order for porn to be entertaining, the girls need to be attractive, seductive to not only their co-stars, and they all have to be having a good time.

I'll take you through a scene by scene rundown that's pretty to the point. I'll say right now that this feature has no condoms, and any opinions I have I will probably reserve until the end of this review. Most of what I have to say today has quite a bit in common with every one of the scenes. Also, no scenes are going to be provided for this review as there's not a good amount I can show you that will be appropriate.

Scene 1: Annie Cruz, ???, ???
Acts Included: Fingering, blowjobs, cum squirting, ball sucking, straight sex, anal sex, ass tongued, DP
Positions: Doggy, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, missionary

Well first of all, this girl doesn't really do anything to get me going. In my personal opinion she looks a little manly. I hate to say it, but it's true! She starts off the scene by talking to the camera dirty and spanking her ass pretty hard, and then spanks her tits around in a fashion that almost makes me concerned. There's a gaping shot of her pussy before having her asshole fingered. She gives her first partner a blowjob. She's gurgling and choking throughout the rough few moments she's doing this. Her first partner plays with her pussy and in no time, she's squirting cum everywhere! It squirts all over the place so bad I thought at first she was pissing all over the place. It even got on the camera lens! It was cum though to my relief. It didn't look any better though, as it was pretty watery and didn't go over too well with me no matter what it was. She sucks her partners balls and then does some doggy, and then changes it up for some doggy anal. He cums in her ass.

It's not over yet though! Remember, the title is Sloppy Seconds 2! She crawls on all fours to another guy. She gives a blowjob to him, and then she's having her pussy played with a big toe. She's licking the floor to show us just how dirty she is (as if I didn't know already), and then she starts doing doggy with partner number two. She changes it up to anal yet again. The fellas must be bored, because they want to see the squirting trick again. She gets fingered by partner number two until she squirts all over the floor, and yet again it looks like she's pissed herself. She almost slips getting back up. Her thighs are all wet from it, and she continues the scene with some anal reverse cowgirl which is followed by some DP, riding cowgirl DP, a 69 while jerking off another guy, she cums on one of her partners faces, does missionary anal, and then doggy with each guy seperately until they cum inside of her.

You know, Annie looked like she was having somewhat of an alright time, but it was in a nasty slut kind of way. It wasn't hot... at all. Being that she didn't look that attractive didn't help her either. Neither did the pee/cum trick.

Scene 2: Missy Monroe, ???, ???
Acts Included: Blowjobs, straight sex, ass fingering, anal sex, tit fucking, asshole licking, straight sex
Positions: Doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary

Missy has short blonde hair and has glitter all over her body. She's not that attractive herself. She's certainly not manly like the girl in the prior scene, she's just not a girl that makes me want to sit down and watch a scene with her.

She stares at herself in the mirror and fingers herself a little bit. She's then put through a pretty awful scene to watch, as she definitely was not having a good time. In fact, she seemed to be having a pretty bad time.

She gives a couple of blowjobs that are really rough and hard for her to handle. She does cowgirl while giving a blowjob and having her ass fingered. Her ass was kind of flabby as she was getting slammed and this helped contribute to why I didn't enjoy watching her. She goes through the rest of the scene with reverse cowgirl DP, spooning anal, giving us a gaping anal shot, tit fucking, doggy anal, licking assholes, cowgirl, and getting cum inside of her from both guys while missionary.

Scene 3: Gia Paloma, ???, ???
Acts Included: Ass fingering, blowjob, straight sex, anal sex, tit fuck
Positions: Doggy, spooning, reverse cowgirl, missionary, cowgirl

This girl seemed to be having a good time, yet here we go with the man face again!

She's blonde and is wearing a tiny pink bikin. She gets her ass fingered and does some standing up doggy just for having her clit rubbed. She gives a blowjob, does doggy on her knees, spooning straight first and then anal, sits on his face to be eaten out, and then does reverse cowgirl and missionary anal. She crawls to another guy and gives him a tit fuck. She does doggy straight and anal with partner two until he cums in her asshole. She does missionary, cowgirl, anal doggy, all until this guy cums again. She goes back to her first partner for a blowjob and tit fuck until he cums in her mouth.

She was genuinely having a good time it scenes, but again, it was in a very nasty whore kind of way. Yet again, another scene that didn't deliver anything hot.

Scene 4: Rebeca Linares, ???, ???
Acts Included: Ass thumbed, blowjobs, pussy eating, anal sex
Positions: Doggy, reverse cowgirl, spooning, cowgirl

This is the first girl I thought was pretty damn attractive on this whole DVD, which is a shame because there's only one more scene after this!

Rebeca has dark hair and a tight body. She starts by getting her ass thumbed. She gives a couple of blowjobs and gets eaten out at the same time. She does doggy anal, reverse cowgirl anal, all while giving blowjobs in each position. She handles herself very well in the threesome situation! She spoons anal, does reverse cowgirl anal again, doggy anal, and cowgirl anal until she gets cum in her ass. We end with the gaping anal shot.

She's a cute girl and she seemed to have a pretty good time, but again, there wasn't much to say was hot about this scene.

Scene 5: Cindy Crawford, ???, ???
Acts Included: Fingering, straight sex, blowjob, anal sex, DP
Positions: Doggy, reverse cowgirl, spooning, cowgirl, missionary

Cindy is a tall blonde with long hair and she's smokin'. She teases us a little with some fingering by herself at first. She goes upstairs and does doggy while giving a blowjob. She moves on to reverse cowgirl and a blowjob. She does very well for herself in the threesome situation and she seems to love every minute of it all. She spoons while giving a blowjob, does doggy while blowing, missionary anal and blowing, and then goes into the hard stuff. She does a cowgirl DP, then normal cowgirl, spooning anal, resverse cowgirl anal which leads into another DP. She does a cowgirl DP again, and then does missionary with each guy until they cum inside of her to show us the gaping vaginal drip shot.

By far the best performance on this DVD with genuine enjoyment, Cindy takes the cake as the hottest girl in the hottest scene.

Concluding Words:

Flat out I would have to say this DVD deserves a skip it recommendation. As I said, you can still do wild and crazy things and have it tasteful! That's not so here. There's lots of very rough slapping and spanking on both the ass and the tits, lots of disrespect for the women trying to give blowjobs as they're gurgling and choking. Most of the girls on this DVD are obviously not having a good time. The ones who are, except for the last two girls, are completely ridiculous and act like fools. The majority of the girls aren't that good looking, and one of the guys is treating his scenes like work. He doesn't care to be in the moment, he's just there to wham bam and thank you mam. He's chewing gum throughout every scene for crying out loud! Pass on this and save your money for something that's got some heat to it, some good looking girls, and doesn't treat women like a piece of shit.

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