LATINO FETISH DVD

Kick Ass Chicks #1: Ann Marie is a nicely produced compilation of scenes featuring, you guessed it, Ann Marie. The production is mostly fetish-based, focusing on such fleshy idiosyncrasies as feet, eyewear, cigarettes, and firearms. If you like Latino sex colored by special attention paid to such things, then you've found your dream disc. Otherwise, this is a strange little DVD that's too scattershot and limited in scope.

Scene 1

Ann Marie introduces herself and gives us a little bio of her career. Then, the action shifts to her first professional porn appearance, in Girl Power #5. She plays with a firearm, rubbing it all over her body while weird Pop-Up Video items appear on the screen with little bits of gun trivia. The sex is average and includes cunnilingus, missionary on a creaky couch, doggy style, and reverse cowgirl. Grade: C

Scene 2

This scene is from Chica Boom #8 and, though it features too much talking, is a slightly better scene than the first. It also features the usual acts and positions—cunny and cowgirl on the floor, missionary, doggy, more missionary—and has a couple of EXTREME close-ups that will remind you of biology classes in high school. Grade: B-

Scene 3

This scene is from Smokin' and is boring unless you get off on a naked girl smoking and talking while cooking. She masturbates on the counter, a lit cig dangling from her mouth. Yawn. Grade: D

Scene 4

From Barefoot Confidential #13, this scene is downright repulsive. Ann Marie goes to the home of a large bald dude and massages his uncircumcised dong with her feet. He comes on her toes. But hey, maybe you're into this kind of thing. As for me: Grade: F

Scene 5

This scene from Specs Appeal #2 is average, trying to inject humor into the proceedings but failing. Ann Marie is looking studious in glasses the whole time. It features cunny-lapping, missionary, doggy, and reverse cowgirl, all uninspired. Grade: C-

Scene 6

This scene from Kung Fu Girls #2 features Ann Marie having sex with a ninja. She gives her first blowjob of the film, and there are more failed attempts at humor. There's also missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy. Grade: B-

AUDIO/VIDEO QUALITY

The disc's video quality is average for today's adult video presentations. The full-frame image has adequate color and detail but has the typical harshness associated with the medium. The audio is also harsh and distorted at the high end, but it gets the point across.

SPECIAL FEATURES

You get 3 minutes of Bloopers that are primarily acting flubs. There's also a Slide Show and some Sneak Previews.