Anita opens the door two discover two annoying pizza dudes who want to come in and give her a free slice. She wants no part of it, until they come in and show off the meat. Then, for no good reason she's all into it. Oh wait, this is porn, you don't need realism here (sorry, forgot which reviewer cap I was wearing today).

Anita quickly starts slurping on the sausage while the other dude just keeps making meat pizza jokes. Despite all this though, she does give a moderately hot blowjob. And she has an amazing rack. They get into some decent sex on the kitchen counter and Anita gets absolutely soaked. They move to the living room floor, where eventually she takes a huge blast of cum to the face, which she clearly does NOT enjoy.

Dude was wearing a condom in the beginning but loses it midway through. Then he finds another one late in the scene.

Erin creates some drama at the start of her scene, since she ordered a sausage pizza and the pizza dude brought plain cheese. She's pissed, so dude whips out his schlong and suddenly all is right in Erin's world. Another of the delivery dude's whips his out, and she takes them both on. You know the drill: She takes turns blowing them, then they move inside where she sucks one off while the other does her from behind. Then in the span of about 10 minutes they change positions about 100 times. Then both guys pop on her face, which she doesn't seem to mind.

Brazilian Luccia's scene starts out in the "pizza delivery vehicle", where the delivery dude is bitching about he can't feed his family without tips, and then when he gets to Luccia's place he instantly busts out the meat for her. She doesn't give the greatest blowjob I've ever seen, but I wouldn't deny her from doing it to me either. They end up fucking on the staircase, which she seems to go crazy for. She winds up getting a facial, which she does not go crazy for.

I don't get the point of that little pre-scene rant.

Dani ordered a sausage pizza but dude only brought cheese. She's offered cock instead of a refund and agrees, giving him a long, sloppy wet blowjob. They move from the doorway to the couch, where dude does Dani in all the basic positions. She happily takes a cumbath to the face to end things, which is the best part of this otherwise average scene.

Three pizza dude's screw up Red's order, bringing her three non-sausage pizzas. They offer their sausages, blah blah blah. She gives them two rather timid blowjobs, and then they play position mix-n-match on the couch. She talks a decent talk during the scene, but the sex is mostly by the numbers. She doesn't seem to mind the two facials she gets in the end though.

Cover girl Savannah ordered a sausage pizza and gets one, with a giant cock sticking through the middle of it. She likes what she sees, so soon she's giving pizza dude a taste. They head to the bedroom, where they have some decently spirited sex which ends in a face pop. Again, decent.

Audio/Video:

Fine in both areas. Nothing amazing, nothing bad. The DVD menus have a country music theme though. I have no idea why, as it doesn't tie into any of the scenes.

Concluding Words:

When you get down to it, the sex in Big Sausage Pizza #3 is pretty good. However the setups for each scene, along with the seemingly hundreds of sausage puns really do get on your nerves. I'm giving this one a Rent It.