Porn Wars 2
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Release date:
November 21, 2006 -
Runtime:
1h 44m -
Cast:
Csoky Ice|Lauro Giotto|Tera Bond|Angelina Crow|Victoria Swinger|Barbara Summer|Antonio Ross|Claudia Ferrari|Vanessa Hill|Horst Baron|Kovi|Roxy (Hungary)
Genre: Feature
Length: One Hour forty five minutes not including extras
Director: Kovi
Cast: Tera Bond, Claudia Ferrari, Vanessa Hill, Barbara Summer, Victoria Swinger, Angelina Crow & Roxy
Body of Review:
Private's most ambitious project ever was left in the capable hands of Director Kovi. He helmed Star Wars parody featuring some extensive CGI and green screen work, spread out over an entire trilogy. These collection of movies promises a bevy of steamy sex with some of the hottest European porn stars available. Episode II: Cum Join the Force is the second installment of the trilogy shot exclusively in 16:9 Anamorphic Widescreen. There are six scenes in Episode II.
Scene 1: Tera Bond
Tera Bond has always been one of my favorite women on the private stable. In this scene, she's playing "Jodi" master to one of her pupils. Tera has an absolute mesmerizing body, super fit and looks like she could buck up next week and knock out a marathon. She would need a good sized sports bra, however to fit those round supple breasts. They even decided to put her super figure on the left hand side of the DVD cover. This scene had some fantastic kissing scenes, followed up my some more of Tera's oral skills on the ole' skin flute. Tera rides dick well, showing off her tight abs. She even takes some anal attention before some space age semen is splashed on her lovely breasts.
Scene 2: Claudia Ferrari
In direct contrast, Claudia Ferrari isn't one of my favorite women in the Private stable. In this scene, Claudia is sporting a set of injected swollen lips that makes her almost look comical. These fake kissers do, however, look like a matching set with her giant fake tits. She's got ratted out dark hair and is being interrogated by a "Jodi" master. Instead of the usual, stacking the prisoners naked and dog intimidation like the Guantanamo Bay, this Jodi is much more humane. He decided to lick out her pussy and asshole, while chained. The sex was solid, and Claudia took vaginal and anal fucking well. Some of her screams and moans really got under my skin. The scene ended with the Jodi jerking some future Jodi seed all over glass, as Claudia watched from below.
Scene 3: Tera Bond & Vanessa Hill
Tera Bond, from the left hand of the DVD cover and Vanessa Hill are walking through the Jodi training compound. Vanessa is a long haired brunette with small breasts, and a little more skin than a lot of the stick figures employed by Private. She and Tera lock into a hot and heavy Lesbian embrace. Good amount of open mouth kissing in this scene. The entire pace of the scene was very frantic, and seemed like neither Vanessa, nor Tera could find their way into a successful rhythm. The scene did have ample amount of time watching these two beauties tongue or finger deep in snatch, which is never bad. Not really that good, either.
Scene 4: Barbara Summer & Vanessa Hill
Barbara Summer is a blonde with huge fake tits, and a very dirty mouth. She has captured one of the Jodi male nights and is treating him like any captive should ever desire to be treated. She has Vanessa from Scene 3 as an accomplish. The two share a deep and dirty double blow job, before the two take turn riding dick. Vanessa rides first, with Barbara taking plenty of Pussy to mouth face fucking. Vanessa rams her throat so far down dick, you're almost sure she's got cock in the lungs. This is a super hot scene, cumulating with the guy viciously fucking Vanessa in the ass, bent over a rock, with Barbara providing ass to mouth support. The scene finishes with a shot on Vanessa's tush and Barbara sucking the dick and her ass clean. Awesome scene.
Scene 5: Victoria Swinger
Victoria Swinger is the lovely blonde on the right hand side of the DVD cover. She's paired with a male mass of muscle in the same remote area outside the Jodi compound as the majority of the scenes on this DVD. Victoria has nice natural breast. She treats her man to a solid oral session before using her tight little body to jump on dick. In fact, I think she uses 100% of her body weight to thrust herself on the lucky dick who's garnered her attention. Same can be said with the vaginal and anal reverse cowgirl shots of this scene. The finale has those ripe breasts absolutely drenched in ball batter.
Scene 6: Angelina Crow & Roxy
Roxy, the stunning young woman on the cover, rightfully in front is the next to showcase her talents for the camera. She's paired with Angelina Crow, a short haired, uber skinny brunette with a slim build and perfectly perky natural breasts. These two European "Jodi"s are pitted against two members of the evil "Seth" organization. The two captive "Jodi" put on a solid oral attempts, before taking those sweet fine bodies for a little intercourse. The best part of this scene was sweet young Roxy riding reverse cowgirl vaginally, reaching down, grabbing dick and shoving it up her own ass. Gaping and some double penetration action occur before both girls take cum on their lovely European faces. This was a very solid scene with plenty of heat.
Extras:
This Private Gold blockbuster release, for this episode was rather light on the extras It did have a very helpful guide to the stars performing in the feature, and some of their prior Private accomplishments. Like all Private features, the user has the option to listen to the sounds of sex in numerous languages and subtitles. Trailers for "All-In", "Sex City 3", "The Private Life of Nikki Sun", "XXX 33", and "Dangerous Sex" were also included.
Summary:
This DVD had plenty of potential, with it's giant budget and solid cast. Two of the six sex scenes were entertaining, but the other four severely lacked anything resembling heat. The dialogue on this film made other Private releases look like Oscar material. I had very high expectations of this DVD that went horribly unfulfilled. It was a shame, as the DVD looked and sounded great. The little extra CGI and green screen shots were not bad (by porn standards). I am forced to give this DVD a Rent It rating.