Genre:
Straight

Cast:
Charlie Laine, Dakota Dare, Sammie Rhodes, Marlena, Bailey, Victoria Stone, Angela Stone

Director:
Cousin Stevie

Feature Length:
105 mins.

Production Dates:
8/23/05

Review:
Pureplay Media is a company I've never heard of. Their logo seems to be someone flipping me off. Lovely. And the cover of Cousin Stevie Presents: Pussy Party Ho Down Issue 11 has a lot of happy chicks, some old dude that I'm guessing is Cousin Stevie and quite a few goofy cartoons. Oh well... open mind... must press on...

Ok, so there are seven girls on a couch, and a panel of judges.For first place, the winning girl gets $1000, second place gets you $200 and third place means you're fired. I mean, $100. There are other prizes as well... and my head is spinning as I just can't figure out this concept just yet.

The judges will be giving the girls points based on lingerie, best body, attitude/aggressiveness, dirty talking, pussy eating, orgasm quality, and so on.

So, Sammie Rhodes is up first. She masturbates for the judges and gives quite the performance while fucking herself with a two-headed dildo. Almost too much performance actually.

Charlie Laine is next. She gets naked (something that Sammie neglected to do) and dildos herself to an orgasm in almost record time for the judges.

Angela Stone is already naked when we fade up on her solo scene. And she turns out to be a squirter... big time. This earns her a rousing ovation from the judges.

Victoria Stone (I'm guessing no relation) wears Tina Fey style glasses... bonus points. She uses some pulsating pink device on herself, but she's not entirely convincing.

Dakota Dare certainly looks like a porno actress. She dildos herself slightly awkwardly and then says she cums, but I have my doubts. I always do :shifty eyes:.

Bailey has awesome tits and deserves plenty of points for them. I'm giving her at least one point right now. She cums and then shakes her titties around. Hooray!

Marlena might have the best overall body of the group. She fingers her ass and her pussy and then uses a dildo to cum.

Then it's time for some girl on girl action. I'm not sure how it was decided as to who would pair up with who, but the first coupling is with Angela Stone and Sammie Rhodes. Sammie fucks Angela with a handled dildo and begs her to squirt. Sammie also keeps slapping Angela, which I don't particularly care for but Angela doesn't complain and even starts slapping Sammie back. It starts to almost get comical and then Angela's pussy literally explodes for about 10 seconds, getting everything within a 5 mile radius soaking wet. They keep waaaaaaaaay overdoing the aggressiveness part of the little talent show, until Sammie mercifully cums.

We then cut to Dakota Dare and Victoria Stone. Victoria goes down on Dakota, then they 69. Dakota uses a dildo on Victoria, then straddles her face for some intense pussy licking. They trade oral pleasures for a little while longer, then make out some more. Victoria keeps her glasses on the entire time.

Then we cut to Charlie Laine and Marlena for their turn to impress the judges. The two of them are rather polite to one another throughout, as Marlena goes to town on Charlie, and vice versa. Both of them cum quickly.

With only seven girls in the contest I figured Bailey would get screwed... since she had no one to pair off with. And basically she did, as we cut straight to a full blown orgy scene with all seven girls going at one another. It's hard as hell to recap what seven girls are doing to one another, so I won't even try. Just take all the events of the previous scenes and mix 'em all up and you've got the hot action going on here. Of course it would be hard to miss Angela squirting, which she does, all over EVERYONE. It's like a Peter North cumbath times 1,000. Towards the end someone breaks out the strap on collection, which is put to good use. Angela squirts again twice during this. Victoria still has her glasses on.

The results are shown in the credits, which is kind of a letdown after all that. Charlie Laine wins, with Marlena in second and Angela Stone in third. I guess someone thought Angela was faking her Old Faithful impressions. Then we watch the camera dude take a piss. Whatever.

Audio/Video:
Good video and audio quality here. Although I swear if the police had driven through that neighborhood they would have suspected that women were being murdered thanks to the 2 hours of wall to wall screaming.

Extras:
Evidentally there was some trouble before this production began, judging from the opening montage of the video as well as Cousin Stevie's opening comments. Well, the extras reveal what happened in a five minute clip of cat fightin' porno stars that didn't make it to Jerry Springer's set. An odd curiousity.

Then there are 30 minutes of video bios on the girls, which are basically just "getting to know you" interviews. The first girl, Dillan Lauren, is the one who was doin' the catfighting in the clip mentioned above. There are 4-5 girls interviewed who aren't in the video. Maybe there was a mass walkout based on the catfight incident.

Then there's something called the Cunt Cam which is really just 14 more minutes of interviews. And a Behind the Scenes segment that runs 7 minutes is just what it sounds like.

There's also a photo gallery, weblinks, and trailers for other volumes in the Pussy Party series.

Concluding Words:
I had no clue what to expect going into this one, but came away from it somewhat impressed. I like the notion of giving additional cash to the participants based on certain criteria... as it really makes them more passionate in their scenes. I'm giving this one a Recommended rating, and am looking forward to future installments.