Genre:
Squirting; Gonzo

Running time:
117 mins., plus extras

Cast:
Lily Thai, Cytherea, Arianna Jollee, Victoria Givens, Angela Stone, Emily Davinci, Rick Masters, Tommy Gunn

THE MOVIE
The glorious phenomenon of squirting, or female ejaculation, was virtually unknown in adult films until the 1990s, but it has since become a proud niche. The spraying of that mysterious watery substance is the holy grail of money shots, the only thing that proves that a woman has really climaxed. In the past we had to take it on faith that porn starlets
were really enjoying themselves and not just paying the rent; now we have the evidence. Hot
Squirts 2 immediately goes to the head of this elite class, thanks to six solidly soaked
scenes featuring a range of hot wonder women.

The digital video was shot in 2006 in Los Angeles and features familiar faces, like Cytherea and Arianna Jollie, as well as some lesser-known (but not for long) talent. Each scene starts with a very brief interview with the women by the unseen director, Brett Maverick. After a stud enters we cut to full-on action. That's not much cinematic foreplay, but for those who want the goods, there's no delay.

The scenes are brightly lit, allowing very intimate encounters with labia, buttholes and tools, but you won't find a hint of razor stubble or any other blemishes on this young lineup. The editing is sophisticated, with smooth dissolves indicating that the sex may have gone on even longer than the still-lengthy sessions we witness. Only one scene had a minor glitch when I ran the DVD -- about 20 seconds of footage that repeated itself. Otherwise, this is technically flawless.

THE ACTION

Scene 1: Dark cutie Lily Thai -- who says she's not Thai, but rather a Filipino, Italian and Hawaiian mix -- and affable Rick Masters take turns at intense oral action (often in severe closeup) before some vigorous humping in a variety of positions. Lily is a talker and a screamer and she squirts prodigiously, but what caught my eye were her fantastic dark brown, inch-long nipples. Why Masters is seen only taking one brief suck on one of them is a
question for the ages.

Scene 2: Cytherea (rhymes with Siberia), a young Kim Cattrall look-alike, proves she's the genre champ in her team-up with Rick Masters. He goes right to it, tearing apart her red fishnet hose to eat away. Once he starts impaling her, however, she astounds, providing six or seven garden-hose gushgasms that reach heights of about four feet. The camera gets quite a drenching.

Scene 3: Unlike the bucket-filling Cytherea, delicious brunette Arianna Jolie cums in more demure but no less charming spurts. She's also thrilling when she swallows muscleman Tommy Gunn down to his ball base.

Scene 4: Tommy Gunn reloads for big-breasted blonde Victoria Givens and gets her juices flowing simply with one gently inserted finger. She also gives one of the wettest blowjobs since the glory days of Inari Vachs. Victoria's BJ includes closeups from a sub-sac angle, making Tommy's Popeye cock all the more impressive.

Scene 5: Angela Stone, wearing a plaid schoolgirl skirt, a Meg Ryanish smile and way too much blue eye shadow, gets frisky with Rick Masters. She squirts a considerable amount merely from Masters rubbing her mound, but really lets fly once he starts poking her.

Scene 6: Mislabeled as a "bonus scene" on the DVD menu, this final segment stars Emily Davinci, a toothy cutie with short, choppy strawberry blonde hair and a vaguely European accent. But she speaks the international language of squirt. She also receives the feature's only full-body appreciation as she stands and poses for the admiring camera. And she provides Rick Masters with some joyous, effortless deep throat.

EXTRAS

The DVD really shines here. There are two big bonus scenes: a 15-minute bathtub encounter between Robin Givens doppelganger Jenna Brooks and Seth Dickens from White Poles in Black Holes; and a segment from Pick-Up Girls 2 that lasts 31 minutes, as Tommy Gunn flags down pink-pickup driving Randi Wright on an L.A. street. The segment has more drama than anything in the main feature, and is convincingly "real" as Tommy offers the skeptical beauty with bee-stung lips wads of cash to compete in a "camel toe contest." (Neither bonus scene has squirting.)

The Photo Gallery is a 5-minute musical montage of stills from Hot Squirts 2 as well as more glamorously posed photos of the girls.

There are four trailers that play one after the other, for Buttblast, Big Gulps Vol. 2, Black Poles in Dark Holes and Double Shocker 2. But just when you think it's all over and you see the Bad Seed logo come up and then fade to black, another long trailer appears for Your Ass Is Mine. But wait, after that Bad Seed logo comes and goes a second time, there
miraculously appear two more trailers, for Hot Squirts Vol. 1 (with Cytherea and the great
Flower Tucci) and White Poles in Dark Holes.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Hot Squirts 2 delivers what it promises: beautiful, sex-loving women who wet the place up. There doesn't appear to be any silicone on the premises.

What some viewers (women, mostly) may miss, though, is more preliminary chitchat between the players or between the girls and the director. Also, this feature is predominantly about gynecology. While breasts are amply on view, they receive little attention (save for Lily Thai's wonders); legs are barely seen in their full glory. Things could have been hotter had the camera backed up once in a while for wider shots of the action.

And finally, besides the obvious aberration of squirting, this is a very unkinky affair: no anal action whatsoever, no toys, no footplay, no girl-girl, no threesomes. Still, recommended for those fascinated (aren't we all?) by girls who gush.