First Impressions:
Comedy and porn are usually a tough match-up. Either the jokes override the raw randiness, or the fucking cancels out the funny. Rarely can an adult title match wits and tits with complete success. Doc MaCock tries though, and it comes closer than any recent title in maintaining the proper quip to clit dynamic. The premise is simple: Evan Stone is the Doc, who together with a group of slightly strange scientists (Chris Cannon, Nicki Hunter, Chris Charming and Voodoo) make it their goal to get beneath the surface of sexual dysfunction and clear it up once and for all. During their filmed investigation, we meet a brainless bimbo ESP candidate (Nicole), a woman who gets off on odors (Julie) a self-centered meat puppet (Nick), a rather 'wet' honey (Angela) and a perfectly shaped horndog (Shy). In between there are minor skits, some slapstick and a healthy does of double (and sometimes triple) entendres. It's not Airplane level hilarious, or even standard sitcom amusing. But it's nice to see the stars making fun of themselves, something that allows them to be more human and less iconic.

The Sex Scenes:
With a cast of stellar performers on both sides of the snatch, it's not hard to get hard over the action in Doc MaCock. Certainly the concept of making silly comments throughout your ramrodding is kind of odd (hear that, Nicole and Voodoo) and some of the set-ups don't necessarily deliver the exceptional pay-offs they promise. But still, when viewed in light of the glorified gonzo that passes for professional porn nowadays, to see a collection of 'stars' get down and dirty is a welcome, wanton relief. Be warned, though. At 86 mins, each scene only clocks in at about 14 minutes, which is fairly brief in these days of longer and longer hardcore sequences. Sure, there is a great deal of bang for the buck in each vice-ridden vignette, but fans who are used to more fleshed out formations and position particulars might find the lack of long form lewdness a tad disconcerting.

Scene 1: Nicole Sheridan, Voodoo
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Blowjob, Ball Action, Tit Fucking, Scissors, V to M, Anal Scissors, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, $hot on Face and Chest
Score: 3.5 out of 5

Nicole and Voodoo - a couple in real life - are usually very hot together, and they do not disappoint here. Ms. Sheridan is an expert at making even the most basic sex act -blowjob, fingering - seem like steamy, fiery fun. Her diminutive man (who's not small in the important area) is usually a game performer as well. The problem here is the patter - these two just don't shut up once during the entire scene. Mostly, they are making jokes in keeping within the "scientific" theme of the title. But it grows old quickly, and douses some of the obvious chemistry that exists between the pair. Had they kept quiet, this would be one of the best sequences offered. As it stands, it's just above average balling.

Scene 2: Julie Night, Chris Cannon
Acts Performed: Foreplay, Blowjob, Cunnilingus, Tongue Fucking, Fingering, Salad Tossing, Mish, Scissors, V to M, Anal Doggy, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, $hot to Mouth
Score: 2 out of 5

Julie and Chris make up what can best be called the second tier level of talent here. She has one frisky facial expression - the massive "O" mouth - and her plucky paramour is becoming less and less of an Eros entity as the months go by. Together they create a decent scene - lots of hard ass fucking here - but there is really nothing else to recommend the erotica. Even the peculiar premise (Ms. Night is incredibly turned on by the stink of sweat) fails to deliver any delights.

Scene 3: Nicki Hunter, Nick Manning
Acts Performed: Cunnilingus, Fingering, Blowjob, Anal Fingering, Mish, Doggy, V to M, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, A to M, Anal Mish, $hot in Mouth
Score: 4 out of 5

Though the Dirge usually HATES Nick Manning - or at least, his "dropping loads" diarrhea of the mouth during scenes - this is without a doubt the single best bit of suck and fuck in the entire film. And the reason is Ms. Hunter. Toward the end of the action, when Nick is going ballistic in her butt, Nicki breaks out with one of the great hardcore faces of all time. Mixing pain with pleasure, looking for relief but also loving every minute of the ass cracking action, she really sells the scene and the passion between her and the hunk. Beside, Nick is taken down a notch or two here, playing an egotistical porn star (some stretch, huh?) who is rendered "female sensitive" by Nicki's new diddling device. The mocking is dead on and the result is one of the rare perfect combinations of comedy and carnality.

Scene 4: Angela Stone, Chris Charming
Acts Performed: Blow Job, Scissors w/Squirting, Anal Reverse Cowgirl w/Squirting, Anal Spoon w/Squirting, $hot in Mouth
Score: 3.5 out of 5

If you like ladies who turn into sexual sprinklers at the drop of a cock, you will absolutely adore Angela Stone. Not only does this babe squirt, but she becomes a horny hose whenever she launches her love liquid. Her performance can be measured in gallons, feet or trajectory, and it's all incredibly impressive. Mr. Charming is there to simply supply the stimulation and he does a terrific job. Toward the end, when Angela is more or less tapped out, she still tries to turn on the fuck fountain every chance she gets. Without the loose juice, this would be an average XXX sequence. With the snatch spritzing, however, we end up with some sizzling hardcore action.

Scene 5: Shy Love, Evan Stone
Acts Performed: Acrobatic Cunnilingus, Tongue Fucking, Mish, Pile Driver, Doggy, Scissors, Reverse Cowgirl, $hot in Mouth, Oral Cleanup
Score: 3.5 out of 5

This one's for the ladies. Evan puts on the overripe beach boy persona and slowly, delicately, gives Shy a powerful pounding - which she 'Loves', by the way. There is compatibility a plenty between the two, and when they get down to an extended scene of Reverse Cowgirl, the pair seem in perfect sync. Still, this is not the balls-out bonking of Scene 3 or the slamming squirt job of Scene 4. Instead, it's very pretty, very potent porn performed by a two very talented stars.

Disco Dirge Peter Meter Rating: 3.5 out of 5 (Highly Recommended)
Cohabitation Certification: Granted

Though the laugh factor is rather slim, and the overall running time is unusually short (especially when you consider most titles clock in at 2 hours plus) Doc MaCock is a great porn film flustered by elements both in and out of its control. The sex is, for the most part, outstanding and the couplings creative and carnal, meaning that this movie more than earns it's ranking of Highly Recommended. Couples will cream over this collection, since the XXX action is both aggressive and sensual. If you are looking for a classic comedy with incredible penis and pussy parameters, this may not satisfy your cleverness needs. But Doc MaCock is one arousing title, proof that, sometimes, porn professionals have the comic cure for wait ails you.