Date of production: October 2013

Genres: boy/girl, European

Running time: 138 minutes

Director: Uncredited, produced by Viv Thomas

Condoms: No

Cast: Angel Snow, Mira Sunset, Vanda Lust, Hennesy, Ria Rodriguez, Matt Bird, Sabby, Pete Longhorn, Totti

Scene one: Angel Snow and Matt Bird

The movie is a take on porn clichés of yesteryear, and the first one features Angel Snow as a babe who seems to realize she doesn’t have the money for the pizza she’s ordered. Pizza boy Matt Bird suggests they could work something out, and it’s easy to see they’re on the same page. She’s a striking, tall, brunette with a perfect tan, and she’s horny and willing. Her English is a little rough (so is his), but they have a nice chemistry that comes through on screen.

After they begin kissing, he’s soon working on her perfectly-shaved pussy with his tongue and fingers and she’s writhing in pleasure. She returns the favor and sucks his cock, then rides on top of it reverse cowgirl. She slows down and turns around and catches a breath before letting him back inside of her pussy in the cowgirl position. They finish up doggy-style, where she takes a large load on her ass. Presumably she’s free to enjoy her pizza after the nice fucking she got.

Scene two: Mira Sunset and Sabby

Blonde babe Mira Sunset is playing a maid who is to clean Sabby’s apartment. She looks amazing in her frilly maid outfit and black, knee-high socks. At first he’s reading, or pretending to, but Mira proves to be quite a distraction and they’re kissing, soon leading to more. There’s little-to-no dialogue, but they don’t need it with the sexual energy between Mira and Sabby. There’s obviously attracted to each other, and she appears to thoroughly enjoy working on his large unit.

I liked the pace at how this scene moved, with Mira and Sabby building their fuck gradually. She’s soon on top riding him in a reverse cowgirl, getting fucked harder and faster as it goes on. She also takes it lying on her stomach, on the coach, getting fucked from behind. Neither says anything as or after she takes his cum shot on her very nice ass, but they don’t need to: orgasms and loads of cum say something they both understand.

Scene three: Vanda Lust and Pete Longhorn

Pete is a plumber who pulls something while working on sexy blonde Vanda’s toilet. She takes him to her bed because of his apparent injury, but there’s a lust between the two partners and soon he’s licking all of her body, paying careful attention to each of her nice tits. Vanda has a tight, little body that Pete spends ample time worshipping. He slowly moves down from her tits to her pussy, kissing everywhere in between before getting her out of her Daisy Dukes.

Vanda is quite beautiful and she’s got a great smile, which helps get one into this scene. I loved some of the long camera shots as Pete was licking Vanda’s bald pussy, showcasing his oral skills and her pleasure in the same frame. She gives him a nice blowjob before climbing on top of him for a cowgirl fuck. She takes it in cowgirl, missionary, and doggy style before also getting her load on her ass. I sense a pattern here.

Scene four: Hennesy and Sabby

Sabby is back for another scene. Here, he’s a cable guy who is called in to the bedroom of brunette sexpot Hennesy to see why her TV isn’t working. It’s an easy fix – it’s not plugged in, but he soon realizes that she wants more from him than just for her TV to work. The sexy dress and fuck-me pumps are a good clue as to what she’s after. She gives him a passionate kiss – and then they’re off.

Sabby pays a lot of attention to Hennesy’s long legs and feet. I don’t have a foot fetish, but it’s pretty hot to watch him licking her legs and soles. She also gives him a footjob and then looks like she’s devouring his cock in a hot blowjob scene. She gives him another footjob before getting fucked doggy style and reverse cowgirl. It’s a very sexy scene that is able to transcend the foot fetish label and turn on horny people of most perversions. If you’re turned on by feet, this is your mecca, if not, you should still enjoy watching two good looking people fuck. Watching what Hennesy can do with her feet could cause people to look at a fetish in a whole new light.

Scene five: Ria Rodriguez and Totti

Ria Rodriguez calls Totti to come and take a look at her computer, which is conveniently located in her bedroom. While he’s working on it, she’s behind him changing into something a little more comfortable – some black lingerie. He shuts her computer quickly when he comes across a sexy picture of her, and then she’s waiting for him. He’s in a pair of nerdy glasses and flannel to play up the computer geek look, but she’s all sex. She’s a Spanish babe with quite the ass that he’s taken with, including rubbing his cock between her asscheeks at one point.

When they get undressed, he’s licking her tits, and then getting her on her stomach so he can run is cock between her asscheeks and panties. She gives him a big blowjob and then shortly after that, she’s getting fucked cowgirl. She puts in a lot of effort to show she enjoys how she’s being fucked. She finishes the scene getting a load on the ass he seems to love, after fucking her tight pussy doggy style.

Video and audio:

The cinematography is quite excellent, with an artistic style from producer Viv Thomas that also never lets us forget that we’re watching a porn and showing very sexy people fucking. The video is shot in anamorphic HD with a 1.78/1 ratio. The sound quality is good but not perfect, with most of the actors speaking broken English, when they speak at all.

Extras:

DVD extras are limited to a few trailers and scene selection.

Final thoughts:

The women featured in Classic Shags are very sexy and give very good performances. The acting and dialogue is a little rough because none of the performers are natural, English speakers (at least as far as I could tell). Viv Thomas deserves a lot of praise for finding these European beauties, as well as for not only revitalizing five, well-worn porn tropes, but for also making foot fetishism seem alluring to people who previously thought they weren’t disposed to that particular kink. A very good effort all around, and that makes it highly recommended.