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Porn Heros 2

Pure Play Media/Cum Louder

Genre: Cosplay, Superheroes, Parody

Director: uncredited

Cast: Angel Rivas, Miyuki, Rob Diesel, Daniela Castro, Noe Milk (none of the men were introduced other than in generic terms)

Length: 151:11 minutes

Dates of Production: 3/24/2011, 4/28/2012, 5/5/2012, 6/2/2012

Extras: There was a pop shot recap from the scenes and trailers.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Porn Heros 2 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by the various directors of Cum Louder in mostly POV fashion. The camera work was steadier than previous company efforts I’ve watched and the decent lighting meant the resolution of the picture looked good, a lot of detail provided as the ladies handled business, so to speak. The flesh tones were accurate and the framing was better than expected, the scenes originally shot for the web but compiled onto this DVD for the dinosaurs like me that prefer physical media. There was no continuous company watermark and I had to admit that the visuals were well done. The aural components were a bit more mixed, the 2.0 Dolby Digital encoded sonic experience provided in differing languages depending on which scene was playing. There was no music to worry about during the scenes and other than the heavy accents being difficult to understand at times, the performers could be heard well enough.

Body of Review: Cum Louder is a website that has been taking some of their previous scenes and packaging them up for DVD release, my previous experiences with them showing some promise. Their latest release in for review is called Porn Heros 2, a set of four scenes where attractive foreign ladies had sex with men who were dressed up like comic book heroes such as Mr. Incredible, The Punisher, Nick Fury, and Robin Hood. I did not get the first volume to review but I will say this, the unintentional humor had me nearly rolling on the floor laughing given the foreigner take on the specific characters. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Fucker of Forests: Angel Rivas, a curvy gal as seen on the front cover sucking the turgid rod of “Robin Hood” on the upper right hand corner, was up first in a Spanish themed tryst. While I did not understand a word of what was said, the guy playing the role was particularly inept so she came to his aid when he was attacked by criminals, the guy carrying her to safety. This resulted in him lowering her to a bed, her legs spread wide so he could gobble her gash, the bald beaver looking as inviting as her juicy ass and strong legs. In return, she slobbed his knob briefly before they vaginally fucked, a phone going off on the set somewhere as the scene was shot making it even funnier, his fingers worked into her snatch to pleasure her after which came a procession of largely passive penetrative positions, her pussy worked over until she finally milked his balls dry of semen, the man plastering her face with his seed.

Scene Two: The Incredible X: Miyuki, a sexy little Asian hotty with a big smile and reddish hair, was up next with Rob Diesel, the guy shown on the center of the front cover in the “Mr. Incredible costume. Okay, the guy was a doofus but he fit the out of shape version of the movie character pretty well, the gal playing along as the man broke out into a sweat rolling on the grass. He then picked her up and he sucked her boob in the public park, some up skirt and knob slobbing taking place as cars rode by them. This led to them going to a modest apartment set, her white top pulled down to show off her tits better, her skirt lifted so he could lick her ass and snatch, his own costume coming off via a special effect known as an edit point. She could barely fit the head of his cock in her mouth but she at least tried to get more in, her pussy stretched wide as she sat on his throbbing rod, the turgid pecker making her wince as she continued (Rod playing with her precious pucker too). As she became much wetter, she started sliding rapidly on his cock too, her nearly bald beaver accepting the hulking man easier than I thought it would. The sex was pretty basic and she gave pretty good eye contact to the guy, the man spraying her torso, tits, and face with his sperm as he applied some hand to gland friction standing above her.

Scene Three: The Punisher X: Daniela Castro, the large breasted brunette seen on the lower left corner of the front cover, was up next as she was molested by some criminals, the scenario showing them “kill her” in the public park (hilarious as everyone else went about their business). At that point, the mope dressed up in a super cheesy version of the infamous Punisher costume, the man brandishing what looked like two black squirt guns as he brought justice to the otherwise uncaring citizens of the park. In Spanish, the cameraman gave him a “magic hat” (a “Cum Louder” ball cap) which restored Daniela to life, her face the same but her smoking hot body looking just as good as ever too. They went to the same set where the guy addressed the camera and then spent some time on her large rack, her delicious looking ass given just a lick or two before she dropped down to reciprocate with a hand assisted hummer. She playfully slapped the erection around as well as jerked him off and gave more head, her implants keeping her tits erect as she continued to ply her trade. Daniela then actively rode him in several positions using vaginal sex, kneeling back down to jerk him off and blow him though he couldn’t let loose his juice just yet. They fucked some more and he then launched his load onto her tits, his punishment for acting so badly being he took forever to give her the facial and chest pop.

Scene Four: Furious: Noe Milk, the light skinned cutie with the sweet ass seen on the upper left corner of the front cover, then finished up the movie by taking on “Dick Fury”, as completely silly a rendition of the Marvel head of SHIELD as anything this side of David Hasselhoff (who did indeed portray the character years ago). The company website had this scene listed twice but the trailer was the same, the sexy gal sporting a fine ass and lean body as she sat on the public park bench during “Dick’s” demonstration of goofiness. He sucked her tits in the public location and lifted up her skirt to show off her glorious ass, a couple of people in the distance paying a little attention to the skit but only a little as he carried her off to the now familiar apartment nearby. She peeled off her clothing quickly and her yummy ass was showcased more, her nipple erections as hard as diamonds before she twerked a bit. Noe was very self conscious of the camera in her face but sucked him off while she knelt before him like a seasoned professional, her shaven snatch given several positions to drain his dragon with a little intermittent oral before he ultimately lost control and blasted her face with his seed in the biggest pop shot of the production by far.

Summary: Porn Heros 2 by Cum Louder could be upgraded in a number of ways such as including the guys in the credits, more properly labeling the ladies, and offering better extras but I had to admit that the sex wasn’t bad and the humor plentiful so I rated it as Rent It or better depending on what you’re looking for. I think most fans would prefer getting a membership to the company website to enjoy a lot more fuck and suck for the buck but the ample amount of tease and energy made this one stand out compared to numerous other web to DVD titles. In short, Porn Heros 2 went toe to toe with most of Axel Braun’s superhero fuck flicks, albeit sometimes faring better thanks to not taking things as seriously so check this one out if you are into the cosplay action described.