Not Another Teen Porno
-
Release date:
September 24, 2003 -
Cast:
Tony Tedeschi|Katie Gold|Jessica Darlin|Jesse V.|Sunrise Adams|Cassidey|Aurora Snow|Angel Long|Kody|Nakita Kash|Michelle Michaels|Mia Starr
Director: various
Cast: Jessica Darlin, Cassidey, Samantha, Jesse V., Angel Song, Aurora Snow, Flower, Katie
Gold, Nakita Kash, April, Michelle Michaels, Mia Starr, Ashley, Sunrise Adams, Tony Tedeschi,
Kody.
Length: 3 hours 38 minutes
Condoms: Mixed use
Extra's: The disc has a photo gallery, previews for other Vivid titles, and ALOT of annoying
ads. Not just in the beginning in the disc, but also placed throughout the video itself (3 times)!
The scene selection is just terrible. 21 scenes to choose from, just pick a random number, becausae
that's all the information they give you!
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame. The color
representation was fairly accurate, and the lighting was adequate. The picture quality varied with
the scenes (as often is the case with compilation discs), but for the most part it was above average.
It doesn't look as good as newer discs you see today, but these clips span the past 3 years. The
2-channel stereo audio did the job, though was nothing exceptional.
The Movie: I've been pretty hard on Vivid lately, because they're putting out alot of
compilation DVDs, and many of them are junk. I'm happy to report that Not Another Teen Porno isn't
another rush job. You can tell that alot of care and consideration went into this disc, and the
finished product is nearly 4-hours of the greatest (teen) sex scenes from Vivid's vault! As is the
case with most Vivid discs, it doesn't get overly hardcore on this disc, but there definitely is
something for all tastes. The majority of the scenes are MF, but there are also some MFF, FF, and MMF
scenes. If that isn't enough, there's even a small orgy, and some dildo and anal play here and there.
All this, with a stellar cast of characters, and you see why I'm excited about this disc!
There are 21 scenes on this disc. I'm going to list the scenes below, with the details on where the
clip came from, and who stars in it. I felt all the scenes had something going for it, but in my
eyes, the true standouts were the following: Scene 1 (an amazing MFF scene, with Angel Long
and Aurora Snow), Scene 10 (April in all her glory, I could watch her for hours!), Scene 12 (Kody has
the most amazing body, and puts on quite a show), and Scene 19 (Gauge and Chennin Blanc, what a
combo!).
Scene 1: Extreme Close-up Taya - Angel Long, Aurora Snow (MFF)
Scene 2: Femme 2 - Flower, Katie Gold (FF)
Scene 3: Vice - Sindee Cox, Tammi Ann (MFF)
Scene 4: Camera Shy - Jessica Darlin (MF)
Scene 5: Long Story Short - Michelle Michaels (MF)
Scene 6: Color Blind 9 - Cassidey (MF)
Scene 7: Portrait of Sunrise - Sunrise Adams (MF)
Scene 8: Watch Me - Krystal Steal (MF)
Scene 9: untitled - Alexandra Nice (MF)
Scene 10: Filthy Rich - April (MF)
Scene 11: untitled - Katie Gold (MF)
Scene 12: Sold - Kody (MF)
Scene 13: untitled - Anastasia Blue (MF)
Scene 14: Perfect Couple - Cheyenne Silver (MF)
Scene 15: Watch Me - Shauna Banks, Taya (FF)
Scene 16: Long Story Short - Nakita Kash, Savanna Samson (MMFF)
Scene 17: Extreme Close-up Taya - Jesse V, Natasha Dolling (MFF)
Scene 18: untitled - Mia Starr (MF)
Scene 19: untitled - Chennin Blanc, Gauge (MFF)
Scene 20: untitled - Samantha (MMF)
Scene 21: untitled - Ashley (MF)
Final Thoughts: I just can't say enough about how great this disc is. The biggest stars, their sexiest scenes, and TONS of footage, none of which disappoint! But what keeps this disc from getting top honors are the ads between scenes. I can barely tolerate being forced to watch ads at the beginning of a disc, but between scenes is just too much. I saW them the first time (because I can't fast-forward past them), why do I need to see them 3 more times in the middle of the movie?! Lose the ads, give us a better scene selection menu, and put out more movies like this one, and I'll continue to check out other Vivid releases. Just look at that cast list, there's no reason you shouldn't pick this title up!