Starting off the show is this couch romp, that kicks off with a bit of oral swapping, before heading into a nice trio of coitus. Cassidey rides Ian in reverse, getting him going well, and then pounds him hard in doggie-style, but when it's time for him to deliver the goods on her freckled face, he's a bit short on ammo, spraying a small burst into her mouth. A disappointing ending.

I'm a Christy Canyon fan from way back, so to see her and her natural wonders here was a definite treat. In what seems to be a porn version of Encino Man, Christy and Krista double-team caveman Jon, getting into some three-way oral action, with Canyon bouncing her amazing breasts while grinding on Jon's tongue. Christy gets most of the sex here (thankfully) taking Jon's cock from every direction, until he gives Krista a bit of beef from behind, along with a cum shower on her lower back. Then it gets really weird, as Christy sucks the cum up through a crazy straw, spits it in a cup and hands it to Krista, to have her put it in a cooler. Almost makes me want to see the rest of the flick. The best part here is the unbelievably cheesy music and dialogue, which fits every sterotype of old adult flicks.

The scene starts off simple enough, with Angel plowing her pussy on the kitchen counter with a purple vibe, while Aurora blows Brian in the hallway. After a few moments in her mouth, Brian brings her over to the kitchen, and gets her up on the counter to eat out Angel, while he feasts at her buffet. The vibe is passed to Brian, and he puts it to good use on Aurora. Then, there's an odd intermission with a title card that says "Anal?", followed by a black girl saying how much anal hurt. Then we're back with Angel and friends, and the threesome continues in the living room. Brian gets deep into Angel's ass, and the pretty blonde goes down on Aurora. After a bit of this, they give Brian a tag-team blowjob, until he unloads on Angel's face. Would have been better without the offputting break.

This is one of the shorter clips, as well as one of the least interesting. But if you have a foot fetish, this is the one for you, as it opens with Taya using her stocking feet to jerk off Cheyne before giving his cock a passionate bath with her tongue. Here she reveals her tiny titties, probably the smallest here. The action moves onto the bed, where some doggie-style fucking leads to missionary sex, where our boy quickly spurts, dropping his seed on Taya's feet. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

I think I've found a new favorite. Sunshine Adams doesn't have a porno face. She's got that cute, girl next door look that wouldn't look odd next to Reese Witherspoon. So when she's blowing Slim, it's even hotter. Most of the fucking her happens on the bathroom sink, between the soap dispenser and tampon machine. See...romance isn't dead. As Slim drives home his point in some inspired stand-up sex, Sunshine seems very into it, though she's shocked when Slim smacks her in the face with a burst of cum, giving her a heavy facial.

One of the older films included here, this is a dark and grainy clip, with troubled and out-of-sync audio. St. Croix has been a bane of my existence since his performance in "Ancient Asian Sex Secrets," so take this knowing that bias. The sex here lacks heat, with some uninspired oral on a diner countertop leading to more yawn-worthy contertop coupling. Having boring, plot-related shots of Hayes and her biker friends watching on TV interspersed through the sex didn't help.

They could have chopped the plot bit at the beginning of this scene (in which Randy presents his cock, giftwrapped and tattooed with her name to Taylor), and gotten right down to the sex. It added nothing. Taylor goes to work gobbling down her new gift, before enveloping it in her tits for a spot of boobie bobbing. Randy decides to take over now, putting her into doggie-style, and then missionary, pounding away. Now here is where I have a concern. Taylor's tits barely move, despite Randy's thrusting. I'm somewhat bad at telling fake, reasonably-sized breasts, but this doesn't look right to me.
Either way, after a few more pushes, Randy lets go in her mouth with an underwhelming cumshot.

A real-life two-some, Rachel and Rob generate real heat on-screen. Unfortunately, half the time I was worrying he was going to impale her on one of his mohawk spikes. If you can get past the way they look (piercings and tattoos abound), this is very sexy couple, and their fuck-ability is high. the action takes place in a dirty men's room, where Rachel's sucking her man off. He returns the favor, licking out her slit, before sliding his cock on in. His furious pumping doesn't slow much, as they change to a reverse cowgirl and then some doggie-style. Rachel's impressive and pierced breasts are a delilght to watch as they bounced with Rob's fucking. His massive facial at the end covers her happy face in a sneak attack. Two things to note though. Despite their off-screen relationship, Rob wears a condom, and two, the music in the sceen is classical, including "Ride of the Valkyrie." Why?