Whether you like this particular piece of pornographic cinema depends on your predilection for girls who seem to get off on tasting their own shit. Me, I'm a fairly old-fashioned dude, and the sight of a woman sucking a cock and suckling fingers that have just sampled from her lower intestine just doesn't turn me on. Quite the opposite, in fact. But I can certainly imagine that there are jaded souls out there who get off on this kind of thing—and far, far worse. This DVD is for those unfortunate souls.

Breakin' 'Em In is a gonzo piece of in-your-face sleaze, and it seems to be proud of the fact. Vince Voyeur, the director, has fashioned a career from the fleshily perverse, and this is just one more notch in his digital-video belt. A series of young ladies—all relatively new to the porn universe—are interviewed by Vince and then hideously violated, all while smiling and seemingly having a fabulous time. There's a horrifying sociological statement in there somewhere, but I'll just let it slide and instead try to give a fair review to the ghastly proceedings. Let's take a look at each scene.

Diana is a middle-eastern brunette who answers questions in a long interview before getting down to business. There are zero production values, as the action takes place in what appears to be some kind of urban warehouse. She strips down to tease us a bit, then takes two guys in all sorts of positions. The guys look as if they might work at the warehouse. This scene is flat and ugly, but at least it confines itself to vaginal sex. Grade: C

I got a kick out of listening to Angel Long talk dirty in her British accent, her long body skimpily outfitted. A huge black dude shows up and starts fucking her mouth from above. It's an interesting angle, especially if you enjoy the sight of brown nut sacks and gigantic pricks. The sex then begins in earnest, and a white fellow shows up for variety. Things are relatively hot for a while, but then things turn decidedly sour after the black dude stuffs his fingers into her anus and Angel happily takes the fingers into her mouth. Am I naive? Am I too old-fashioned? How is this kind of behavior a turn-on? Things get worse as he anally fucks her and she takes his dick and its shit-swirled cock potion into her greedy mouth. Grade: C-

Nadia starts out getting fingered in her two holes by two nasty-seeming fellows, one cirumcised, one not. She proceeds to deliver oral pleasure to both. Then, the boys place her on her back on a table and begin, in turn, to fuck her throat. This is actually somewhat arousing, but then the fingers start diving into her anus and she keeps screaming "Ow!" Then, gallant boys that they are, they let her suck the shit-stained fingers. Lovely. Finally, they have their way with her, anally and vaginally, spinning her around on the table, flipping her this way and that, slapping her, choking her (!), and the scene just looks ugly and violent, full of screams and colon-tasting. The aerial double-penetration at the end is interesting, though. Grade: C

Tori is an Asian American who seems very reluctant to begin her scene (probably wise on her part), but it only adds to the feeling of girls as unwilling participants. The two guys are suddenly ramming her this way and that (vaginal only, so that's a plus), and she still looks ill and ease. Grade: D

Austin is a blonde who plays with herself for a while (with a little help from cameraman Vince) before two seeingly violent dudes walk in and start forcing themselves on her. (I understand that this poor girl has starred in a movie called Gag Factor. That a series of films called Gag Factor exists is, to me, appalling.) She starts sucking them off and gagging—very attractive. Next, while one dude gags her from above, the other dude goes straight for the anus. She gets on her back for more gagging while taking fingers and cock in the rectum. Then, more colon-tasting and even some nasty spitting into her open mouth. Things progress to a double penetration. Yech. Grade: D

Jasmine is a diminutive blonde with a slutty mouth. She shows off her hot little body, and then three gruff dudes enter the room. She proceeds to let them violate every orifice, with fingers, tongues, and appendages. She bestows a triple blowjob, and then the guys really get down-and-dirty with a wild series of vaginal, anal, double-penetration, and all types of colon-stained flesh gobbled by her waiting mouth. I apologize to you jaded porn aficionados out there, but this scene made me want to vomit. Grade: D-

Full-frame video image is crisp and clear, and colors are accurate. Detail is alarming. Sound quality seems typical for porn: Levels are WAY too loud, and the higher end screams and moans tend toward distortion.

There's a 7-minute Behind-the-Scenes featurette that shows the filming of the disc's first three scenes, as well as extra interview footage.

You also get 12 minutes of bonus footage called Boner Footage, starring a lovely and sassy young girl named Cindy Crawford. She strips and teases for Vince, then gives him a blowjob. Then, you see footage of Jasmine Lynn blowing and fucking Vince, then someone named Cherie bestowing just a blow.