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Creature Feature!

Tom Byron Pictures

Genre: Parody, Horror

Director: Lizzy Borden

Cast: Jennifer White, Evan Stone, Gracie Glam, Mark Zane, Tara Lynn Foxx, Anthony Rosano, Lizz Tayler, Tommy Gunn, Andy San Dimas, Tom Byron
Non-sex role: Sunny Lane

Length: 105:59 minutes

Jennifer White with the mighty Evan Stone

Date of Production: 9/9/2010

Extras: The only extra worth noting was the 21:04 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, a regular who’s who of the Extreme Associates crowd that had some legal difficulties in recent times. Otherwise, there was a photogallery and a few trailers but that was all other than the slipcase for the DVD case.

Condoms: None

Gracie Glam

Audio/Video Quality: Creature Feature! was presented in a 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen offering as shot by director Lizzy Borden for Tom Byron Pictures in the MPEG-2 codec (like most standard definition titles are, using a 480 resolution). The quick version of the visuals is that they are better looking than projects associated with the director from before her legal troubles, the rough edges polished up a bit by a more contemporary crowd of assistants from what I could tell. The video maintained a bitrate of about 4.3 Mbps most of the time I spot checked it, reducing the obvious compression artifacts to an acceptable number, even with the special effects laden show. Lizzy has long been associated with gross out porn so this was an amusing change of pace for me, amounting to her best work in years for those that still care. The editing was generally fair if choppy, showing the same level of skill I recall Lizzy’s works having in the old days. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor so I would say it was aurally average in most respects.

Tara Lynn Foxx

Body of Review: Lizzy Borden is one of the more original ladies to work both in front of and behind the camera in the porn world, her style typically involving sexually extreme acts that landed her and her husband in hot water awhile back. I do not claim to be an expert on such things but personally, I’d much rather the government expend our precious tax dollars on things other than consensually made sex shows purchased by willing consumers, the gal revving up her career yet again with some help from Tom Byron Pictures. The name of her newest movie is Creature Feature!, marking her debut from her darker times with a parody using a series of vignettes from classic horror flicks to brighten our day. With a cameo by lovely Sunny Lane as the hostess of the freak show (Sunny dressed up in an Elvira wig and going all out in silly demeanor as if channeling the mighty Evan Stone), the movie looked at zombies, Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, a Wolfman, and a Mummy; all courtesy of ladies such as Tara Lynn Foxx, Gracie Glam, Jennifer White, Lizz Tayler, and Andy San Dimas so I admit that I couldn’t pass it up to see how this one came out. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Lizz Tayler with Tommy Gunn

Scene One: Bride of Fuckenstein: Jennifer White, wearing a huge wig and white dress, was up first as the conquest of the mighty Evan Stone, the man playing the mad scientist who brought her back to life. The initial footage was done in a very stylish manner, the sexual antics shot more straightforward as he pawed the lovely lady all over. His gloved hands fingered her snatch as he licked her nipples, his crazy demeanor fitting right in with a spoof of the role. He continued his oral antics by going down on her as she repeatedly moaned repetitively, replacing his fingers with his pecker as he pounded away on her passive body. She became more active during the cowgirl and took an early load of genetic juice to her face before the scene ended, the tryst lacking chemistry as far as I was concerned.

Andy San Dimas with Tom Byron

Scene Two: The Mummy: Gracie Glam, playing a lean, hard body explorer, was up next as she sought out the tomb of the infamous “Mummy”, the again stylish opening reverting to a generic look when she happened upon Mark Zane in a cave. He was half erect and she went in for the kill, sucking him enthusiastically before an abrupt edit had her completely naked and actively riding his pole vaginally. The effects were especially cheesy here and while she looked like she’d be a good lay, this scene was also cut short with a facial, his small nut of population pudding launched at her mouth by his hand.

Sunny Lane cameos

Scene Three: Count Dracula: Tara Lynn Foxx, a cute blond with a sweet looking ass, was up next as she took on Anthony “Dracula” Rosano in bed. She spit on her hand and applied it to his dick, sucking him mechanically though showing some skill at the feat, even throating him balls deep. Tara alternated between using her hand and going without, bending over for some vaginal penetration though a few positions of it was all he had in him after she started aggressively riding him as though she was in heat. He tasted her once but only briefly, beating off a wad of spunk to her open mouth to close things up.

Scene Four: The Wolfman: Lizz Tayler, a lean brunette with some nice moves, was up next as the partner of Tommy “Wolfman” Gunn, his mask and makeup hilarious (though unintentionally so). She ran from him at first but once his cock was in her face, she sucked him like she was on the bonus plan, moving into some vaginal positions afterwards. These included some taste testing by the lady, Tommy diddling her snatch as she worked his pipe orally, the guy rubbing out a round of semen to her face at the end.

Scene Five: Night of the Fucking Dead Zombie!: Andy San Dimas, the cute brunette featured on the lower right hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up last as she found Tom “Zombie” Byron preferable to Mark Zane. While I can understand the preference, Tom was also funny as an over the top zombie in search of trim, the couple going back to a normal porn scene when she was on the couch indoors. He ate her pussy when she spread her legs, paying additional attention to her asshole until she gave him a short hummer. This led to a few vaginal positions where delightful Andy was an active rider, shaking her hips and licking her lips as she bounced on his cock. She was rewarded with a zombie facial, savoring every last drop of his splooge until Sunny Lane gave one last appearance in her cameo role and the credits rolled.

Summary: Creature Feature! by director Lizzy Borden for Tom Byron Pictures had a wealth of technical assistance, the director’s significant other, Rob Black, working on the project to add his touches too. In all, the sexual portions of the movie were decent but lacked much of the extra edge I was expecting here, the oral and vaginal trysts much more couples friendly than any of the previous titles I’ve seen from the director. As a parody, most of the vignettes were straightforward and even Sunny Lane’s cameo as the busty vampire hostess seemed to lack any reason for her presence other than eye candy (and she never did get undressed!) so I rated it as a Rent It but with the nod that it showed potential all around for better things. That said, Creature Feature! was a series of five loosely tied together vignettes of horror inspired porn, none of them as good as the gonzo fare Tom usually presents when he directs but cute enough to pull out during Halloween related adult showings more than anything else.