Very Very Bad Santa

Reviewed on: December 3, 2005
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Release date:
November 22, 2005
Runtime:
1h 49m
Cast:
Lee Stone|Aria|Annie Cruz|Michelle B.|Ron Jeremy|Melissa Lauren|Ana Nova|Mary Jane|Brian Surewood|Kelly Erikson|Randi Wright|Mark Wood|Anton Slayer

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Genre:

Feature

Director:

Anton Slayer

Cast:

Aria, Melissa Lauren, Michelle B., Ana Nova, Mary Jane, Annie Cruz, Randi Wright, Kelly Erikson, Lee Stone, Mark Wood, Brian Surewood, Ron Jeremy

Length:

1:49

Production Date:

9/27/04

Extras:

interviews, instant pop shot access, photo gallery, trailers

Audio/Video:

The video is presented in full frame color. The picture quality is pretty good, with only an occasional portion with poor lighting. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds very good.

Body of Review:

Very Very ~~Good~~ Bad Santa doesn't really have much to do with Santa. It is a holiday oriented feature, but only in what motivates the cast to do what they do. Other than that, there is little related to Santa, Christmas or the holidays in general. The story is about Ron Jeremy and Brian Surewood. Both work at the mall, Ron is Santa and Brian is an elf. After a long day, they come home horny as hell. Brian goes off to find a hooker and Ron makes a phone sex call while listening to his neighbors have sex. They end up spending all of their money and have to quickly get some cash to buy gifts. They take a job doing landscape work for some rich guy. A Metro representative comes by and offers cash to use the house for filming porno. They accept and we get to see some sex scenes. In the end, it all works out. The horny duo gets enough cash to buy Christmas presents. If you're interested, here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Kelly Erickson
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No

Kelly is the gorgeous blonde girl found on the DVD cover with Ron Jeremy. The scene begins with Kelly and Lee Stone getting into action. It's a shame there is no teasing bit. After some light foreplay, they exchange oral sex. Lee goes down on Kelly and then she sucks him off. Both exchanges were enjoyable with a nice bout of energy. The sex was also exciting. They had some nice chemistry together and most importantly Kelly looked great.

Scene 2: Mary Jane
Acts Included: Oral, Facial
Positions: oral only
Condoms: No

Mary is a cute little babe with a slim body and small tits. This scene is a disappointment because we don't actually get to see her have sex. The action is restricted to oral only. Still what we get is pretty hot. Mary Jane teams up with Brian Surewood and gives him one hell of a blow job.

Scene 3: Anna Nova, Michelle B
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No

In this scene we get to see two lovely busty babes take on Mark Wood. Anna is a good looking brunette with a hot body and Michelle is a sexy blonde. The action kicks off with the two girls working together on Mark's dick. It's some pretty hot stuff to watch. The sex continues with the same level of excitement. Watching Mark switch between these two girls is a treat.

Scene 4: Aria, Melissa Lauren, Randi Wright
Acts Included: Toys, Oral
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No

In this scene we have three lovely babes getting into action. The action is pretty standard for a girl/girl scene. The babes start off with some heavy petting and move into oral sex. Dildos come into play later on. Overall it is a decent scene.

Scene 5: Annie Cruz
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Scissors
Condoms: No

This is the last scene with Brian Surewood and young Asian cutie Annie Cruz. The action opens with Brian going down on Annie. She looks good moaning with pleasure. Next she returns the favor and gives him a blow job. Annie handles the act well and sucks like a pro. The sex is also enjoyable. Annie and Brian have some nice chemistry together.

Concluding Words:

I was pretty happy with this DVD. For the most part the action was enjoyable. I was disappointed that we didn't get to see more of Kelly Erickson. She's a real hottie. This DVD should make for anyone looking for some clean and straightforward action.

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