Genre: All sex.
Director: Glenn Baren
Cast: Amber Rayne, Andrew Andretti, Dick Nasty, Gwen Diamond, Johnny Sins, Krystal Jordan, Mindy Lee, Naudia Marie, Tony Tedeschi, Tyler Knight.
Must-See Girls in Cast: None.
Length: 01:50
Condoms: None.
Bonus: One bonus star for condom-free sex.

Synopsis

Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 12 is a continuation of the highly successful Honey, We Blew Up your Pussy series. The movie is sort of a cross between an infomercial to market the Pussy Pump (you can buy the Kick Ass Pussy Pump here) and a hard-core sex movie. In contrast to previous episodes of Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy, #12 is less of an infomercial and more of a wall-to-wall movie in which the pussy pump is a well-established toy that works its magic to increase the couples' pleasure.

The Kick Ass Pussy Pump includes a suction cup--rather like a transparent drain plunger--a detachable suction tube, a suction pump, a suction valve, and an instructional DVD. To use the Pussy Pump, moisten the woman's genital area (tongues or lube work perfectly here) and then place the suction cup over her genitals and have her press the cup tightly to her flesh. Attach the hose to the cup and to the vacuum pump and squeeze the suction pump to evacuate air from the cup. As you do so, the labia pop up and begin filling the cup. Little-by-little, continue pumping until her pussy has completely filled the cup. Removing the cup too soon allows the flesh to quickly return to normal size. So, it appears that it is best to leave the cup on for a few minutes before removing it so that you can eat or fuck the gloriously pumped-up flesh.

Girls seem to really like the Pussy Pump because it makes their vaginas tighter and, hence, more sensitive. Most girls I've seen use the pump come harder and more often than without it.

The Kick Ass Pussy Pump works on both clean-shaven and naturally hairy pussies. Girls with both types of genital grooming receive similar benefits.

Bottom line: I think the Kick Ass Pussy Pump is really something special. To make a pussy look so fucking nice and, at the same time, make the girl feel like a million bucks is, in my way of thinking, a real win-win situation.

Episode 12 of the Honey series has five plump-pussy wall-to-wall scenes. Three of them are "A-rated" sexual encounters in which the girl is cute, the sex is hot, and everybody cums. Best of the lot is Scene One in which Amber Rayne not only takes Tyler Knight's huge black cock up her super-tight pumped-up pussy, but she also takes it balls-deep up her ass.

There's one thing I'd recommend to directorVBNM. In previous installments of Honey, the pump was used repeatedly during the scene. In this one, the most I saw it used in any given scene was twice. I like watching the labia expand inside the suction cup and would prefer to see it happen repeatedly during a scene.

I recommend this movie to you and your partner. I think you'll enjoy the pump and what it can add to your sex life.

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 12 can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2008.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Amber Rayne, Tyler Knight

Overview: Scene One, featuring 20-year-old Amber Rayne, is the best scene in Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 12. It begins with a short and provocative interview during which Amber confesses that she really likes it up her ass! Then, she gives us a scorching striptease in which she masturbates, finger-fucks her pussy and asshole, DPs herself, and then pumps up her pussy to gigantic proportions with her brand-spanking-new pussy pump. Then, Tyler joins her, removes the suction cup, and then plays with and voraciously gobbles her oh-so-lovely puffy pussy. God, it's BEAUTIFUL! And, he teases her engorged clit and labia with the tip of his cock, too. In appreciation for the cunnilingus, Amber gives Tyler a blowjob that includes all-the-way-down deep-throating, and handjob, and balls gobbling.

Sex begins vaginally and takes place in reverse cowgirl and spoon as Tyler's cock pleases Amber's dripping pussy. However, Amber's an anal-lover. So, they also spend some very high quality anal-intensive time in reverse, spoon, and doggie (nice gaping asshole shots). Of course, nasty Amber performs deep-throat ass-to-mouth (ATM) on Tyler's lucky cock to keep it squeaky clean. And, she double-penetrates both her pussy and asshole using two sets of fingers. Horny Amber keeps Tyler motivated with lots of passionate moans and groans and talks nasty, too. And, she constantly fucks back using sexy and erotic moves. Throughout the scene, watch out for the incendiary chemistry that develops between Amber and Tyler, Amber's all-natural bouncing tits, pleasure-increasing mild choking, hair pulling, butt spanking, how Tyler uses the pump to blow up Amber's small natural tits, and a minor nod to those with foot fetishes (she sucks her own toes). As a result of Amber's energy--and Tyler's redline-speed strokes-- Amber cums repeatedly...in vaginal reverse, cowgirl, and spoon and in anal spoon and reverse. To finish up this excellent scene, Tyler pops in Amber's wide-open mouth and she triumphantly swallows his nectar. Great scene!

Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.60

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Mindy Lee, Andrew Andretti

Overview: Scene Two follows a similar pattern as Scene One. Cute, blond, and 18-year-old Mindy Lee (I think she has the best body of any girl in Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 12) responds to interview questions posed by the director behind the camera. She even confesses that she makes potential boyfriends prove that they're "big" before she'll date them! Later, Mindy gives us a striptease show (not as hot as Amber's in Scene One), plays with her pretty feet, and then pumps up her pussy (she has lots of fun with the pump and her pumped-up lips!). Once Mindy has had a chance to play with her gigantic labia, Andrew joins her and then greedily goes down on the puffy pastries between her legs. Later, Mindy gives Andrew a mediocre blowjob (his dick is too big for her, it seems) while Andrew tugs on her long, flowing, and blond hair.

In due course, they move on to vaginal sex in cowgirl, mish, reverse cowgirl, and kneeling doggie. Throughout the scene, Mindy's gorgeous natural boobies (she has puffy areolas and erect nipples) and ripe butt-cheeks bounce joyfully, naughty words and ecstatic sounds escape her lips, and gooseflesh covers her often-spanked ass--a sure sign that she's having lots of pleasure. Mindy truly enjoys herself and often takes over the fucking moves to increase her pleasure. Mindy's moves, combined with Andrew's redline-speed strokes, cause her to cum repeatedly...in missionary and again in doggie. Of course, Andrew cums, too. He explodes into Mindy's wide-open mouth and, to show her respect, she swallows almost every drop as her face beams with delight. This is another good scene...not quite as hot as Scene One, but very watchable...especially because Mindy's body is so fucking fine!

Sex rating: 4.75
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.60

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Naudia Marie, Dick Nasty

Overview: I am disappointed with Scene Three. Frankly, its star, 23-year-old box-cover girl Naudia Marie, is the reason I chose to review Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 12. Unfortunately, the dick-stiffening box cover photo was retouched greatly and doesn't show that Naudia doesn't take very good care of herself physically. In particular, the areas around her pussy, thighs, and butt are covered with pimples and other blemishes. I'm sorry, but that's a turn off. Otherwise, I think that Naudia's quite attractive and exotic looking...I particularly like her muscular abs and her big natural tits. Please Naudia...see a dermatologist. You're too pretty to have your look marred by blemishes! I'm also disappointed to report that, in contrast to Amber Rayne and Mindy Lee in Scenes One and Two, Naudia never appears to cum during the scene. Nonetheless, the scene follows the same pattern as the previous ones: interview (she doesn't like to fuck anybody under 30), striptease (including multiple-finger masturbation), pussy pumping (she loves the way it makes her pussy feel), cunnilingus, perfunctory fellatio, and vaginal sex. Venerable seasoned-citizen Dick Nasty fucks Naudia in mish, reverse, and kneeling doggie before popping in her mouth (she swallows). Naudia is a decent performer, gives a slobbery blowjob, fucks back enthusiastically, and talks deliciously nasty--especially while she masturbates. But, none of that gave her an orgasm. Frankly, I think the best thing about this scene is the whole "daddy" fetish routine in which young Naudia is coupled with much older Dick Nasty. Other than that...yawn!

Sex rating: 3.75
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.30

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Krystal Jordan, Johnny Sins

Overview: By now, the repeated pattern evident in all the scenes in Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 12 is getting a little stale. Twenty-year-old brunette Krystal Jordan's scene is not an exception. After a very perfunctory and rather awkward-sounding interview, during which she confesses that she doesn't want her pussy to be any tighter because it's already painful enough, Krystal slowly strips off her clothes to show off her cute natural breasts, her plump ass cheeks, her nicely pedicured feet, and her un-pumped pussy that is crowned by a landing-strip of hair. Then, after stroking and spreading her labia and clit and shaking her ass for us, she pumps up her pussy. True to this movie's pattern, once her lips have filled the suction cup, Krystal is joined by Johnny Sins who, much to Krystal's delight, licks her thighs, removes the cup, and then tenderly licks, tongue- and finger-fucks, and squeezes her plump pussy.

As the scene unfolds, Krystal gives Johnny a very effective, deep-throat-intensive, and extremely slobbery blowjob replete with lots of stringers. Then, they move on to vaginal sex, during which they enjoy reverse cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie, mish, and on-her-side. During the scene, Krystal fucks back, moans blissfully, enjoys lots of pussy-to-mouth, talks nasty, and occasionally makes eye contact with us. And, her small natural tits dance joyfully during spoon, mish, and while Johnny fucks her on her side. Johnny, who's becoming a world-class porn stud, gapes Krystal's pussy for us and rims her asshole with his tongue. Sadly, none of the action culminates with an orgasm for Krystal. To conclude the scene, Johnny pops into Krystal's mouth and on her face. She gags a bit, swallows, and then milks him dry. It's a pity that Krystal didn't cum.

Sex rating: 3.80
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.20

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Gwen Diamond, Tony Tedeschi

Overview: Nineteen-year-old blond Gwen Diamond, coupled with Tony Tedeschi in Scene Five, reignites the heat in Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 12. Gwen, during her introductory interview, reveals that she's always wanted bigger pussy lips so that they would cover her extra-large clit. (Hold on! I disagree! I LOVE big clits!). Then, to turn the tide and change things up a bit, Gwen turns to Tony Tedeschi, who's seated next to her, and interviews him! Nice touch...so much more interesting than the previous interview segments. Once Gwen is convinced that she really wants to fuck Tony, the scene cuts to a striptease segment that includes cock-swelling masturbation, clit jacking, and ass spanking. Gwen does an OUTSTANDING job during this tease. In addition to showing off her body, she talks to us continuously and literally makes us beg her to show us her magnificent natural tits and her inviting pussy that is crowned with a chevron-shaped patch of pubic hair. Later, Gwen delightedly pumps up her pussy, contentedly plays with her swollen labia, and then gives Tony a blowjob that includes lots of deep-throating and balls gobbling. Then, she lies back on a couch, pumps up her pussy again, and then enjoys Tony's absolutely superb cunnilingus technique (I've always said that we can ALL learn something by watching Tony eat pussy).

Eventually, they move on to balls-deep vaginal sex in reverse cowgirl, doggie, missionary, and spoon. Throughout the scene Gwen shows off her excellent command of the porn vocabulary by talking nasty to us and to Tony. And, she groans enthusiastically, fucks back, and jacks her clit, too. I particularly enjoyed watching Gwen's pretty medium-sixed boobs bounce, watching her skillfully masturbate (before and after the pump), gape her vagina, and squirm when Tony rims her asshole. Gwen cums, in reverse cowgirl, in doggie, and in mish. Of course, Tony cums, too...into Gwen's open mouth. Gwen, a good girl not inclined to waste, swallows. Nice scene! One suggestion to Gwen: next time, get a manicure before your scene!

Sex rating: 4.65
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.50

Extras

This DVD-9 disc contains a still-frame chapter selector you can use to select the girl you wish to see. Then, a full-motion fetish selector appears so you can choose "interview," "tease," "blow up," "oral," and so forth. The "Special Features" menu allows you to watch bloopers, see text biographies/filmographies of each of the five girls featured in the movie, check out trailers for ten Kick-Ass pictures movies, watch a short commercial for phone sex, or watch an ad for Kick Ass Pictures' website. The "bloopers" feature is short--six minutes--and isn't really "bloopers" per se. Rather, it contains footage of makeup sessions, Amber masturbating, additional interview questions, smoke breaks, still photo shoots, more pussy pumping shots, and a few actual outtakes. This selection of extras is a little below average in today's marketplace. Two and one-half stars.

Final Thoughts

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.26
Average video rating: 3.40
Average audio rating: 4.00
Average production values rating: 3.44
Extras rating: 2.50
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 3.72

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)