Seymore Butts' The Anal Interpreter

Seymore Butts

Genre: Straight / Amatuer

Condoms: None

Special Features: This release is very bare-boned when it comes to extras. Just a measly Photo Gallery, and a bunch of Advertisements. C'mon Seymore, give us more than that!

Audio/Video Quality: This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. The video quality was adequate. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times when the camera shakes or is slightly out of focus. This in no way detracts from the action, and if anything truly gives the feeling that you are watching a private moment between two adults. The audio was in 2.0 stereo but the cast rarely did anything other than moan and whimper (except for a few lines during the action) so this isn't a major issue.

Scene 1: Mari & Carmen.As this scene starts we find both Mari & Carmen (both slender brunettes)sitting on a couch. After a quick intro Mari and Carmen quickly disrobe. The two girls feel each other up when after a few minutes, Herschal suddenly appears. They all proceed to perform oral on each other (including an INCREDIBLY hot blowjob performed by both girls) before the real action starts. Herschal gives Carmen a working over in every position possible (including anal), while Mari is standing by to lick and suck anything she can find. The marathon fuck-fest ends with both girls receiving a face full of cum – which they proceed to lick off. This scene was simply amazing! Carmen is so fucking hot, and her performance was amazing. This is easily the most redeeming scene on the disc, and I guarantee you'll find yourself watching it over and over.

Scene 2: Flower & Courtney. We start off by following Flower (blonde)as she walks into a bedroom. She is greeted by Courtney (brunette) sucking the huge cock of black guy laying on the bed. Flower quickly joins in and both girls team up to provide an excellent looking blowjob. After only a few moments, Flower jumps right on top and gets fucked in the reverse cowgirl position. Flower then gets ravaged by his monster dick in every position you can imagine. Courtney is always there to help suck and nibble anything that needs attention. The scene ends Courtney receiving an anal creampie that Flower slurps out. Possibly a bit extreme for some viewers, but it was definitely hot. The main highlight of this scene was Flower squirting as she was brought to orgasm. Both girls were very hot and showed a lot of enthusiasm for fucking on film. .

Scene 2: Sandra & Lauren. Sandra is a stunning Danish girl, while Lauren is a very attractive long-haired blonde. When their scene starts both girls are sitting on a couch giving a joint blowjob. It was incredibly hot to see the girls take turns, and even stopping to kiss each other. After a few minutes of sucking cock, the girls start to give their male costar a rimjob. I'm not a huge fan of seeing a guy get a rimjob, but the girls showed a lot of enthusiasm and that was a turn-on. Each of the girls gets fucked in a few different positions (including anal). While one of them was getting nailed, the other was constantly licking his balloon knot. The scene ends with the girls getting a sloppy facial. Overall I found the amount of male-oriented anal play a bit excessive. A little would have been ok, but these girls took it to another level. Still, with such good looking girl, this scene was rather enjoyable.

Scene 2: Amber & Mari. Amber is an AMAZING girl. Her long blonde hair, innocent face, and stunning body all make her a winner. Mari is the same cute brunette from the first scene. As this scene begins we find both girls outside on a blanket sunbathing nude (you can hear/see cars driving by!). Herschal returns and immediately starts chomping down on Amber's pussy. He gives her a licking for a solid five minutes before the girls return the favor. Amber really looks incredible with a cock rammed in her mouth. The rest of the scene is fairly routine: each girl gets fucked by Herschal in all the standard position (even some anal). What made this scene great was how much chemistry there was between the girls. They were always smiling and talking to each other, which gave the impression that they were truly enjoying themselves. The scene ends with the girls getting covered in man gravy.

Final Thoughts: Fans of Seymore Butts will want to pick this up without hesitation. For people who want to get a sense of what Seymore is all about, this release would make a good start. Cute girls, hot action, and classic Seymore Butts camerawork all add up to a "Highly Recommended" rating.