The idea of "gonzo" porn is that there's no plot, just sex. If there is a
plot, it's something to the effect that porn stars are hanging out, get horny
and decide to have some crazy fucking sex in front of a camera that just
happens to be there documenting it.

Unfortunately, most gonzo discs lack the spontaneity that give otherwise rote
sex the spark audiences desire. That is not a problem for Seymore
Butts' Rump Rider, an anal-intensive three (maybe four) scene
flick that is scripted and directed, but feels effortless and fun.

Rump Rider takes some girls and guys that, objectively,
might not be the sexiest around. But you won't be worried about six-pack
abs or perfectly toned asses once the sex starts, because it is hot, it is wet
and everybody involved seems like they would pay Seymore to be a
part of it.

All the action takes place at the Butts' Mansion and there's a lot of
backstory that's left unexplained, which is nice, because it gives the
audience the idea that the actors have lives outside of porn and that this
sort of crazy sex is just par for the course. Maybe I'm alone, but that's what
I look for in porn - a little suspension of disbelief.

After all, don't most of us wish we were living lives full of carefree sex on
tap?

Scene 1: There was a bet and Jada Fire won. The curvaceous black bombshell
enters the bedroom to find her co-star already jacking it, which she takes as
an invitation to strip and sit on his face.

A play-by-play would be exhausting, so let me tell you what goes down:
Everything. He blows her, she blows him, they fuck all over the place and
either they're great actors, or they are into the sex. It is noisy and fun.
Jada is squirting fan's dream as she sends streams all over the place.

She's a big girl, but there's nothing wrong with it as the sex keeps
heating up. Then, reiterating that she won the bet, Jada blindfolds her fella
and leaves the room, returning with Brittany Andrews...and her strap on dildo.

Wow, I did not expect the scene to go in this direction, but now the guy is
getting ass-fucked while eating out Jada, who is squirting all over his hard
on. This is crazy fun and everybody is having fun.

Too much fun, really, as he can't hold it and ends up jacking out a load with
a dildo in his ass and Jada's love juice flowing all over his erection.

Scene 2: (Or maybe Scene 1 continued) Jada is back, undeterred, about a
half hour later for more sex. The same guy is in the same room and things
start off the same as Jada cops a squat on his face and rides his tongue to
more orgasmic delight.

They aren't alone for long, though this time it's Lexi Love who pops in takes
to licking balls and eating man-ass. Jada and Lexi team up for a
searing double blow job and each take turns riding the dick.

It's not long before Aurora Snow comes in, too, and it becomes a crazy anal
free-for-all, this time with the ladies on the receiving end. Licking,
sucking, fucking, squirting - this is fun to watch. I'm surprised Seymore
didn't drop trou and get in there himself.

The scene ends with everybody squirting on Snow's belly, then laughing, then
talking and I'm thinking about skipping to the beginning and watching it
all again. Top notch scene.

Scene 3: Tia Sweets is working out in the gym with her trainer when
Seymore comes in to ride the bike. Oblivious to the action, Seymore doesn't
see that behind him Tia and the trainer are stretching all sorts of muscles
that don't usually come into play at Gold's Gym.

When he catches the trainer face-deep in Sweets' ass, he decides to postpone
his workout and start filming theirs.

Tia has a bit of a belly, but with action this hot, who the fuck
cares? She blows the trainer then gets bent over an exercise ball for
some doggie style bouncing.

The action moves to a nearby towel and Tia takes it deep in her ass with
one leg up in the air. Again, everybody seems really excited by the sex and
that energy translates to the screen. After going ass-to-mouth, Tia rides him
in anal reverse cowgirl and the scene ends with a massive load on her face.

Scene 4: Seymore's on the phone and his guest gets bored waiting for him,
so he goes in the house. When Seymore goes looking for him, he finds a
three-way in the master bathroom with big, beautiful and sexy Luscious
Lopez and the aptly named Amber Peach.

There's some hot sucking as the girls switch off turns on the dick while the
other gets behind to lick pussy.

The bathroom scene loses steam in a few places, but it's still genuinely good
fun to watch. Lopez is gorgeous and the camera loves every inch of
her -- as do her co-stars.

The sex switches to anal with the girls bent over bathroom fixtures and
making it sound like they couldn't think of a better way to spend an
afternoon. Another excellent scene.

Picture and Sound: There's nothing life-altering here, as the sound is
generally good with a few drop outs and the picture stays clear and crisp.
It's done in fullscreen with stereo sound, but what you really need to know is
that Seymore's handheld camera, the action always stays front and center.

Extras: The photo gallery is OK and a few mini-infomercials for Seymore
products (toys, bachelor parties, etc.) are fine. Six trailers are
presented, but none look as good at Rump Rider was.

The highlight was the Behind the Scenes featurette, which had plenty of sex
and showed that, despite a spontaneous feel, the director was fully in charge.
It is a credit to all involved that it came off so well. Manufacturing
off-the-cuff sex isn't easy, but Seymore made it look effortless and fun.

Final Thoughts: Better than a lot of gonzo discs out there, Seymore Butts'
Rump Rider is fun to watch because the actors look like they're having the
time of their lives. The sex is hot, varied and I was continually surprised
and titillated by the direction the "story" went.

This is Highly Recommended, though with another scene or two,
this one would make it to the hall of fame.