The Movie:

Kelly Kay is a British born performer with MASSIVE natural jugs. She’s for 42F cups, the kind that you really cannot help but notice. On top of that, she’s curvy and cute and blonde and generally just fun to look at. This DVD, aptly entitled Alone With Kelly Kay, features this charming young woman in nine different scenes, all by her lonesome, though occasionally accompanied by a favorite toy. There’s really not much in the way of dialogue here, she doesn’t say much and just basically masturbates in nine different scenes to some repetitive background music. We’re not dealing with a whole lot of originality or creativity as far as the direction goes. But what this disc sets out to do is serve as a showcase for the titular (ha!) Ms. Kay, and on that level, it works. If you’re a fan and want to watch her diddle herself, step right up. This does fit the bill.

Scene 1: In this first scene Kelly heads to the gym in her tights for a work out. She does some leg presses and then takes of her top and does some arm presses. She rubs her tits on the exercise machine and then, full nude, gets on an exercise bike and rides that for a bit as she sucks her nipples and looks into the camera. She heads inside to the gymnastics area and does some stretches and… that’s it.

Scene 2: Kelly’s outside in a pink bikini checking out a hot tub. She tests the water and then rubs some of it on herself and then flirts with the camera a bit. She gets into the hot tub, takes off her top and plays with her tits some, and then she takes the bottoms off and struts a bit. From here she uses the Jacuzzi jets to give herself a bit of a thrill between the legs before laying back and positioning them strategically to give her tits a bit of a thrill as well.

Scene 3: Our third scene finds Kelly decked out in some cute slinky clothes in the bedroom. The clothes slowly come off in a nice tease sequence, and she plays with her tits. She shows off her body and teases the camera a lot and then gets naked and plays with her pussy. She does this on her back, then down on all fours, and then kneeling on the bed kinda-sorta standing up.

Scene 4: Next, we see Kelly in what looks like the same bedroom with different sheets and a different outfit on. She more or less does the same thing here, she starts off by playing with her tits and then sheds some more clothes until she’s nude, at which point she uses her fingers on herself. After that she busts out a pink vibrator and gives herself a pretty good rogering with that toy. She looks good here, the white stockings are a nice touch.

Scene 5: This is more or less the same as the last scene, but she’s got black stockings on instead of white ones. She teases the camera in bed, gets her top off, plays with her mams and then uses a purple vibrator on her pussy. What she does do in this scene that she didn’t do in the last is get down on all fours to use that toy, so this scene shows off her ass a bit more than the last one did.

Scene 6: Scene six takes us out of the bedroom and into the living room where Kelly slips out of her lovely form fitting green dress and into her purple workout suit. She does some jumping jacks and a few stretches and then after that she strips and does a few more exercises. Enough of that! From there she plays with her tits and then fingers herself on the couch for a minute, maybe less.

Scene 7: Kelly goes back to the bedroom for scene seven. Once again she teases the camera and then gets her tits out. She sucks her nipples and bounces her sweater puppies around a bit before she finds a toy and vibes her nipples for us. She sucks on it and teases the camera and gets completely nude and then actually vibes herself for a lengthy enough time that she seems to climax, showing a bit of restraint but definitely enjoying herself and playing it up for our benefit.

Scene 8: Our penultimate scene brings Ms. Kay out of doors to a patio where she takes off her shirt and then her skirt and gets her bra off too. She plays with her jugs and slips her undies off. She rubs herself up with some oil and poses in a few different positions, after which uses a flesh colored vibrator on herself until she’s done.

Scene 9: Last but not least, Kelly decides that it’s time to wash her car. She heads out to the drive way and sets up the hose, wearing a tight, clingy pink dress. She waters up the car and suds up the sponge and then she washes it. Of course, as she washes it, her tits press up against pretty much every part of the car. She sponges up herself, pulls down the top of her dress and keeps washing the car with her breasts out and on display. She uses the hose on herself, strips off the rest of her clothes and presses her tits against the windshield, which we see shot from inside the car. From there she plays with the hose a bit more and… the end.

The DVD

Video:

Alone With Kelly Kay looks okay in this 1.33.1 fullscreen transfer, which would appear to have been shot in standard definition vide. There’s about as much detail as a format like this can provide not only on the performers but also in the sets and backgrounds/sets used in the production. Things are sometimes a little soft in some scenes which use natural light rather than harsh spotlights, but that’s not a bad thing. There are some minor issues with compression artifacts in a few spots but no edge enhancement or color reproduction issues. There are some spots where some mild shimmering and aliasing can be spotted. Most won’t likely complain, but for the purposes of an honest review, they need to be pointed out.

Sound:

The sole audio track on this DVD release is a Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Surround Sound mix in English. The audio on this release is fine. There isn’t much dialogue, really, just some moaning from Kelly here and there as she gets more and more into what she’s doing in the different scenes. Overall, the levels are all properly balanced and the score sounds good. There aren’t any problems with background hiss or distortion at all. The audio here won’t blow you away but it certainly won’t disappoint you either.

Extras:

The main extra on the disc is a featurette called Backstage which runs five minutes and which not only features footage of Kelly posing with her legs spread for a photo shoot but also some fairly creepy clips of her and her mother getting naked for the camera. Aside from that? We get a slideshow, some trailers and some web-links in addition to animated menus and chapter selection. A couple of advertisements play before the main menu loads but you can skip them using your remote and access the menu directly, which is a good thing (because forced advertisements are fucking annoying).

Final Thoughts:

Alone With Kelly Kay is… okay. Kelly herself is a treat, this woman is built and she definitely has some appealing screen presence. Her body is impressive in and of itself, even completely clothed, and she’s a good looking woman to be sure. The content itself is repetitive. We get to see her in different settings, which is all well and good, but she more or less does the same thing in each one of them. If you’re an established fan of this saucy British tart you’ll probably want to add this to your collection, otherwise, it’s probably best to rent it first. This is good for what it is, but it just might not have the mass appeal it needs to give it a more glowing recommendation.