Wet Dreams Cum True

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Wendi Knight (with help by Mike Quasarman)

Cast: Bobbi Eden, Kurt Lockwood, Monica Sweetheart, Mark Wood, Jamie Brookes, Sophie Evans, Mark Davis, Allysin Chaynes, Rick Patrick, Vicki Vette

Length: 133 minutes

Date of Production: 8/18/03 to 9/7/03

Extra's: 18 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, photogallery, double sided DVD cover, cum shot recap

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the typical 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that the porn industry has standardized over the years. There was a bit of soft focus here but otherwise the only problem was some minor grain. Perhaps it was due to the cast but I really didn't worry much about minor problems this time. The audio was a bit on the low side but this wasn't as much a problem once the actual intercourse started up. It was presented in the typical stereo English with no subtitles if that matters to you.

Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is a company that advertises they have zero tolerance for: dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography. Considering such a noble goal, it's easy to overlook minor transgressions made when one or two of the rules are bent, if not broken. After all, most of the gals in the jizz bizz are covered in tattoos, have implants, fake orgasms, and have loser boyfriends (if you believe what you hear on the gossip websites). Still, they try to minimize these problems and succeed for the most part so I cut them some slack. In their latest release, Wet Dreams Cum True, they offered up a bunch of attractive gals having really solid sex scenes after teasing the viewer with some sort of skimpy outfit or another. Personally, I like those outfits or I wouldn't hang out in strip clubs so much. If you like straight sex, check the scene breakdowns as follows:

Scene One: Bobbi, the hot looking blonde on the front DVD cover, wore an outfit that made me think of a stripper in a German pub. She teased the camera a bit before taking on Kurt, who was comfortably watching her. She gave him a great blowjob with a little hand-assist and awesome eye contact before he started fingering her to warm her up. After that, she climbed on top of him and they began a series of positions for the straight sex. She was beautiful and knew what she was doing, can it get any better? Yum!

Scene Two: Monica, another blonde hotty, this one wearing a French Maid outfit, teased the camera before blowing Mark W., on a couch. She looked really good doing the deed with him and her throaty gasps for air, even with as small a guy as him, added some pleasure to the scene. Lucky for him, he was small enough that she left him do a bit of anal in the pile driver position to finish up with a pop shot to her mouth. Yum!

Scene Three: Jamie, looking a lot like Jenna Jameson when she was younger and wearing a little skimpy two piece outfit, gave her rendition of the tease for the camera before taking on Kurt. She didn't do much oral on him before he took her into his lap and let her ride him for awhile. She then spent a fair amount of time alternating between letting him hammer her pussy and her licking his penis clean. Finally, he pulled out and shot a load on her face and in her mouth. Like the earlier scenes, there was some chemistry here but also a lot of energy. Solid scene.

Scene Four: Sophie, a gal that probably needs no introduction due to her many years in the porn industry, teased the camera with her own version of the two piece outfit before wolfing down Mark D.'s penis. She then rode him on his lap (anally mind you) and did some nasty ATM before he popped off. I like Sophie but this was not even close to her best work, although still pretty good.

Scene Five: Allysin, the cute little blonde who's been in the jizz bizz for a long time too, pranced around in a stripper-meets-Snow-White outfit before enjoying all that Rick had to offer her. I liked her performance and thought it was as good as I've seen her in a long time with some real energy but he seemed like an emotionless stunt cock so there wasn't as much heat as there could've been. Still, a decently made scene.

Scene Six: Vicki, the busty gal from Double Decker Sandwich 2, wore a stripper-meets-Candy-Striper outfit and I think it suited her quite nicely. While I prefer real breasts over implants, her face and eyes made me want some of her candy which lucky Mark W. got to taste. I liked her oral and titty fucking as much as I liked the actual sex with her riding his lap. Fans will probably like the anal action and her screams that came afterwards but that's an individual taste. Warm!

Summary: I've fussed at Zero Tolerance a number of times in the past, mostly when they break their own mission statement rules or when the technical aspects of the movies were weaker than I expected to see (I've been watching Mike's work for years and feel like I have a clue about it). This was one of those times when the sex and female cast were truly exceptional to watch so I'm rating it as Highly Recommended. It wasn't perfect and the extras were a touch light compared to some other releases but I think I'll be keeping this one for those long winter nights. Check it out if you want to see a lot of fuck for your buck.