Secret Delights of Baroness Kinky (Pirate Fetish Machine 15)

Private

Genre: Feature

Director: Frank Thring

Cast: Sylvi, Jasmin, Frank Gun, Zora Banx, Angie George, Renato, Alissa, Frank Thring, Nadia, Ricardo Bell

Length: 78 minutes

Date of Production: 11/5/2003 (box), 7/2004 (box)

Extra's: The best extra for me was the 6.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showed some of the cast and crew at work. There was also the usual selection of trailers, cast biographies, production notes, photogalleries, and a double-sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Secret Delights of Baroness Kinky (Pirate Fetish Machine 15) was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Frank Thring for Private. The colors were very accurate, the lighting solid even in the darker scenes, and the amount of grain negligible to my reviewer's eye. There were no compression artifacts or video noise to speak of and only a touch of moiré entered the picture in a couple of scenes. The stereo audio was presented in the usual manner, with lots of audio languages to pick from, and had a nice dynamic range even if it had little separation between the channels.

Body of Review: If you've ever longer for something a bit different, a bit out of the ordinary, a bit strange, you've probably been searching for a title in the Private series, Pirate Fetish Machine. The series features minor plots that give the company's directors a framework to offer a lot of gals in fetish attire, the chance to receive some bonage in their private areas, including anal cavities. The last one I watched was Volume 16 and it was okay but I picked up an older title, Secret Delights of Baroness Kinky (Pirate Fetish Machine 15), recently and here's a short review about it. The story relates to a Scottish castle where the women seem drawn to have kinky sex as directed by their leader, Zora Banx (Baroness Kinky). The plot was minimal and the women ranged from attractive (actually hotter than hot) to a bit out of place. Here's a breakdown of the scenes, noting that the cast was not identified by scene and I only know some of them:

Scene One: Sylvi and Jasmin, the very attractive gals on the front DVD cover in school girl uniforms, and Frank Gun, wearing a gas mask and women's garters and panty hose (you heard me), had a scene in the foyer of a large mansion by the staircase. The gals were in charge of him but showed some nice oral skills as they took turns sucking him off before he got to give them some vaginal and anal sex on the floor while they ate each other out. It looked visually appealing but the gals weren't all that seasoned or skilled at taking a dick up their asses. They jerked him off to completion and kissed at the end with Zora dominating him in the end.

Scene Two: Zora Banx, dressed in a red corset and little else, took charge of Jasmin, a blonde in a flowered corset on couch, on a fancy couch next. They did a lot of foot play and lesbian eating but compared to some of the other scenes here, it was fairly mundane.

Scene Three: Angie George, an older brunette in purple top & flowered stockings, and Frank Gun, were next up in a scene that had him plugging away at her pussy and ass on a bed. At least initially, they were playful in the manner they warmed up, pushing off the colder, mechanical style that this series seems to favor, but they fell into form some enough and that's a flaw of many fetish works, especially by Frank Thring, that I wish would be addressed. Oral, vaginal and anal were the forms of sexual activity here (as expected) and my other concern was how the scene was edited into the previous lesbian scene.

Scene Four: Angie George, the lean but older than average brunette, wore a black and red fetish outfit, while attending to Renato, who was dressed and acting like a baby. There was a lot of breast play here, in keeping with the baby/mother scenario, but the scene seemed very much a standardized deal as they did the three types of standard action in mechanical form; oral, vaginal and anal. Like the other scenes, he dropped a load into her face at the end but aside from her seeming to like it, there wasn't much of significance to report.

Scene Five: Zora, the dominatrix lead of the show, wore a black dress as she tortured Frank Thring, the director that was tied up and bound. Alissa, a lean blonde with neon purple see through top and red collar, joined them as Frank Thring and his partner, Frank Gun, got some heated action. There were interesting toys used and Zora stayed in control, with the face mask on Gun kind of cool. The sex was playful but Alissa got most of the meat here and took the men's facials to her mouth at the end.

Scene Six: Angie George, the older brunette with pink and white corset, Frank Gun, Nadia, an older blonde with whitish hair and a black dress, and Ricardo, were up next in a mini-orgy on the couch. This was another decent scene as they switched partners a few times and the guys gave them what they needed in each hole. I think the gals excelled more at oral then the vaginal or anal sex but that was primarily because of the way they enthusiastically took to the action. It had energy and even some minor chemistry, elevating the scene a bit in terms of passion.

Summary: Secret Delights of Baroness Kinky (Pirate Fetish Machine 15) was worth a rating of Rent It primarily because while the women were hot, they weren't always in top form with regard to enjoying sex of various types. For the most part, the sex wasn't bad but with a running time barely over an hour, there wasn't a lot of fuck for the buck to enjoy. If simply seeing attractive gals having mechanical sex is enough for you to enjoy some replay value, you may want to pick this one up but I'd suggest you rent it first as there are better volumes in the series. The technical values were also well done most of the time and you could do worse than this one. In short, Secret Delights of Baroness Kinky (Pirate Fetish Machine 15) had some pleasant aspects to enjoy but unless you find a sale, it may prove less of a value for you than some of Frank Thring's earlier works for Private.