Genre: Gonzo
Director: Steve Austin
Cast: Alisha Ange,l Anna Pierceson, Brandy Talore, Breeana Noel, Cassie Courtland, Jordan Fleiss, Katie Ray, Kina Kai, Luscious Lopez, Marquetta Jewel, Naomi, Penny Flame.
Must-See Girls in Cast: None.
Length: 01:40
Condoms: NA.
Bonus: None.

Synopsis

I really enjoy watching 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating episodes! I like jacking off to those episodes so much that I can hardly wait for a new installment so I can watch another batch of girls masturbate just for me!

Here's a case where the name of the movie says it all: 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating. Yep, there are 12 girls and yep they masturbate. Most of them even get themselves off for us.

I'm definitely a sucker for pretty girls masturbating. I guess I'm just a pervert, but I really enjoy watching girls get themselves off. It's even better when they talk nasty to me while they do it. Director Steve Austin--and all 12 of his horny girls--delivers exactly the kind of solo action I like.

That said, I think that 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5 is the weakest of the episodes of this series. Although about half of the girls are really hot, the others are not as nasty as I'd like them to be. For example, there's: very little anal, no ass-gasms, no enhanced boobs, no ass-to-pussy, few piercings, almost no tattoos, very little emphasis on teasing and stripping, few toys used, and no squirting. All of these were featured prominently in previous episodes. So, even though 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5 gave me an hour and one-half or so of entertainment, it's not as good as Volume 4, my favorite episode so far.

Review

When I first started reviewing these all-girl solo movies, I debated for a while about how I should write them up. After all, each of the 12 scenes is pretty much the same: the girl talks nasty, teases us, fucks herself, and--most of the time--makes herself cum. Therefore, if I wrote about each scene, each paragraph would be pretty much the same.

So, while I was previewing 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 1, I decided to give awards for varying attributes of the girls' performances. Here's what I came up with for 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5. Keep in mind that these are my faves in each category. If you like to watch girls fuck themselves, you ought to watch the movie and judge for yourself!

Most Beautiful Woman: Although several of the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5 are cute as can be, only two strike me as "beautiful:" Penny Flame and Brandy Talore. Brandy is very curvy, voluptuous, and busty--just like I like 'em. However, I've got to give the nod here to Penny Flame who is radiantly beautiful. I've always appreciated her pretty face, long brunette hair, and scrumptious all-natural body.

Cutest Woman: Five of the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5 are, in my opinion, cute as can be: Jordan Fleiss, Cassie Courtland, Alisha Angel, Kina Kai and Anna Pierceson. Jordan is a cute girl-next-door; Anna is a darlin' redhead; Kina has big brown doe eyes and plump luscious lips; and Cassie is an adorable blond. However, my choice for cutest girl is Alisha Angel. She's an adorable brunette with big brown eyes that melt my heart!

Best Outfit: Sometimes a girl's attire alone can make my dick stand at attention. In 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 5, the outfits worn by Brandy Talore, Alisha Angel, Luscious Lopez, and Anna Pierceson started my blood to boil even before the girls stripped naked. However, I must admit that Brandy Talore's black fishnet outfit, through which her big and ripe nipples poke through proudly, made my cock real happy. A very close second-prize goes to Luscious Lopez' bright red "string" outfit that barely covers her nipples and pussy.

Best Piercing(s): Interestingly, not many of the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5 have multiple piercings. Somehow, I generally associate "nasty" with "multiple piercings." Anyway, since I like bejeweled girls, I appreciated Marquetta Jewel's, Jordan Fleiss', and Breeana Noel's navel rings and Alisha Angel's pierced tongue. However, Cassie Courtland's pierced clit hood takes the prize.

Best Tattoos: Alisha Angel's tailbone and right hip inkings are really worth a look! (If you're a tattoo lover, Alisha is the only girl in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5 who will fulfill your desire for ink!)

Best Boobs (Natural): Director Steve Austin chose several women with beautiful all-natural tits. I'm, by nature, a boob man...I like real ones and well-enhanced ones as well big ones and little ones. Basically, unless it's a botch enhanced breast, I like it! In 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5, I was particularly entranced by the boobs owned by Penny Flame, Naomi, and Breeana Noel. However, I think that Brandy Talore's are the best. Not only are they magnificent, but also they are also among the largest of any girl currently in porn. I fuckin' love 'em!

Best Boobs (Enhanced): Of course, I could be wrong, but I don't think any of the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5 have enhanced tits. I didn't see any ripples, bags, or scars.

Best Nipples: Brandy Talore, Alisha Angel, and Anna Pierceson all have large, hard, erect, and oh-so-suckable nipples. However, Kina Kai's are the absolute best I've seen in a long time. They are of a wide diameter and are very hard, erect, and tall. In fact, they're like warm brown thimbles.

Best Ass: Sadly, I didn't get to see too much ass in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5. Of course, I didn't mind the camera zooming in on the girls' pussies. But, the emphasis on pussy sort of diminished the time given to the girls' butts. In any case, I was impressed with Naomi's shapely, meaty and blemish free ass and Anna Pierceson's perfectly shaped butt cheeks. However, my favorite ass among the contestants in this movie belongs to Alisha Angel. Not only is it physically perfect in every regard, but it is also covered with pleasure-induced gooseflesh!

Prettiest Pussy: The pussies owned by Marquetta Jewel, Luscious Lopez, Kina Kai, and Anna Pierceson are all superb. However there's nothing quite like Alisha Angel's delectable vagina. Damn, I wanna eat that thing SO bad!

Juiciest Pussy (non-squirting): Brandy Talore's pussy is wet even before she begins to play with herself; Alisha Angel's sloshes when she dildo- and finger-fucks it; Jordan Fleiss' cunt glistens with girl-juice; Luscious Lopez' pussy literally drips as she fucks it with a vibrator; and Anna Pierceson is already dripping pussy juice when she strips of her low-cut short shorts. However, none of these juicy pussies compares to that of Kina Kai! Streams of her white creamy girl-juice ooze from her cunt as she multiple-finger-fucks herself. I would love to lap up her copious creamy drippings with my insatiable tongue!

Best Gaping Pussy: Luscious Lopez gapes both her pussy and asshole as she lies on her side spoon style and fucks her holes and Katie Ray's big, juicy, and wide-open hole is extremely inviting. However, the prize goes to Alisha Angel. When she opens up her labia you can see all the way to her fucking tonsils!

Best Gaping Asshole: Luscious Lopez gapes her asshole wide--and is the only girl to show off her open sphincter in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5.

Best Ass to Mouth: Only nasty Katie Ray performs ATM in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5.

Biggest (most engorged) Clit: Marquetta Jewel, Alisha Angel, and Kina Kai all have lust-engorged clits. Luscious Lopez' clit, in my opinion, is the best because when it's swollen it looks like a small cock. Anna Pierceson comes in a close second in this competition: when she cums, her big hard clit oversees the action as she digs out fingers-full of cum to smear on the camera lens.

Best Tease: There's not much of an emphasis on teasing in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5. Luscious Lopez, clad only with a few bright red strings that cover virtually nothing, tosses her ass-length brunette hair around, strips off her clothes, and fondles and licks her boobs. However, Brandy Talore teased me the best by playing with her amazing tits and by suckling her own nipples until they're hard and erect.

Best Strip: Most of the girls don't really strip for us. Kina Kai is one who does. She slowly and deliberately removes her skirt and blouse until she's dressed only in her high heels and a gold necklace.

Nastiest Vocabulary: Who should I pick? Penny Flame,who insists that you play with your cock as she masturbates while pretending you're pounding her? Or Alisha Angel, who motivates you to get yourself off? Or Breeana Noel: "You fuckers like that cunt, don't you? (Are you) jacking off to it?" Or Katie Ray: "My pussy's nice and wet! Look at this cunt and these pussy lips. I wanna big cock to go right in there! Now it's time to get real fucking nasty!" Later, she begs you to cum in her mouth. However, my favorite speaker is Marquetta. Wow, her vocabulary is extremely naughty.

Best Use of Fingers: All the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5 really know how to use their fingers to please themselves. However, a few of the girls' techniques stand out: Brandy Talore jacks her clit as she pounds her cunt with a vibrator; Jordan Fleiss reaches her fingers all the way inside to massage the g-spot and to dig out her cum; Cassie Courtland not only fucks her pussy with her fingers, she also digs around a lot to massage her g-spot; Kina Kai uses eight of her fingers to massage her slippery wet labia; and Katie Ray uses a nice rotating-finger-to-clit action. Katie also fucks her mouth and throat with her fingers--as if they were your cock. However, the champion finger-fucking award goes to Breeana Noel. She uses her middle finger to rapid-fire fuck her pussy while using the fingers of her other hand to jack her clit. Her lubed-up pussy soon froths!

Most Fingers (Pussy): None of the girls shoves a noteworthy number of fingers up her cunt in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5. In Volume 4, Taylor Rain won this competition by forcing eight fingers up her commodious cunt. In Volume 5, four was the maximum number of digits employed by any girl. Both Luscious Lopez and Katie Ray are members of this four-finger-club.

Most Fingers (Asshole): Sadly, there was very little emphasis on anal sex by the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5. Both Luscious Lopez and Katie Ray worked a single digit up their assholes. Not impressive.

Nastiest Use of Toys: Brandy Talore slobbers all over her toy and fucks her tits and twat with it as if it were your cock and Luscious Lopez pounds her juicy pussy so much that rivers of her girl juice dribble out of her pussy and down her ass crack. Hands-down winner of this competition, however, is Alicia Angel She deep-throats a blue dildo and slathers it with spit before sliding it ALL THE WAY INSIDE her pussy as she fucks herself! Meanwhile, she uses a second spit-soaked dildo to rub her clit. She also switches back and forth between the toys while she pounds her insatiable cunt.

Best Pussy Juice Eating: Brandy Talore, Marquetta Jewel, Jordan Fleiss, and Katie Ray all enjoy the sweet flavor of their own juice--and comment on its delicious taste. However, Anna Pierceson goes even further: she sticks out her tongue and erotically wraps it around her pussy-juice-soaked fingers. It's a hot move!

Best Use of Spit: Penny Flame spits on the camera lens at end of her scene; Marquetta Jewel makes her cunt--and nipples--really slippery with LOTS of spit; Jordan Fleiss makes stringers from her mouth to fingers as if she were blowing a cock; and Cassie Courtland uses her super aim to spit directly on her clit while fingering her gushy cunt. However, the best spit award goes to Kina Kai. She adds globs of saliva to her already-white-girl-juice-soaked cunt to make it super slippery and super shiny.

Best Use of Lube: Alisha Angel lubes herself up until her pussy glows like a mirror. However, Breeana Noel uses so much lube that it flows out of her cunt and down her ass. She agitates it so much and so fast with her fingers that it soon turns frothy white. Her lubed-up genitals look outstanding!

Best Anal: Not much competition in this category. Luscious Lopez wins by a nose over Katie Ray.

Best Double Penetration: Luscious Lopez wins by default. She finger-fucks her asshole while simultaneously reaming her cunt with fingers on her other hand.

Best Orgasm (non-squirting): Penny Flame and Brandy Talory both have noteworthy orgasms. The prize, however, goes to two girls who, in my opinion, tied for best orgasm. Marquetta Jewel's orgasm is very prolonged and she keeps it flowing for a long time using her finger-to-clit technique. Afterward, she spreads her cum on camera lens and then licks it off. Anna Pierceson whimpers and her body quivers when she climaxes. Then, she digs out several fingers full of her cum to smear it on the camera lens. It's a beautiful orgasm!

Most Enthusiastic Girl: Jordan Fleiss is by far the most enthusiastic girl in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5. She giggles with delight when she tickles her clit!

Best In-Your-Face Pussy Marquetta Jewel spreads her lips super wide and finger-fucks her hole as her pussy fills almost the entire screen. My favorite full screen cunt, however, belongs to Alisha Angel. Her juicy and glistening pussy looks absolutely superb when it nearly fills the screen.

AND THE WINNER IS:

Best Overall Masturbator: Even though this is the first time I've ever seen Alisha Angel up-close-and-personal, I've got to give her the nod for being the best masturbator in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5. I could watch her play with herself for hours!

DVD Perspectives

Video (technical): There are major problems with the video. Outdoor scenes have flare, exposure, and color balance problems, In addition there is a LOT of very noticeable pixelization in the close-ups...probably caused by excessive digital compression. On the positive side, most of the video is tight close-ups of the girls' pussies as they pound themselves for our viewing pleasure. The cameraman knows what we want to see and shows it to us. There are very few--if any--edits during the scenes. Therefore, there are no continuity problems. Two stars.

Audio (technical): The audio is marginal. It appears that a camera-mounted microphone was used to capture the audio. As a result, some of the girls' tease and nasty talk is less-than-adequately audible. Ambient noise is also a problem--especially in outdoor scenes. There's a musical soundtrack that often overshadows the girls' commentary and sounds of passion. Three stars.

Extras: The Extras are minimal. In addition to a full-motion chapter selector, there's an eight plus minute self-running slide show (accompanied by music) of really great photos as well as trailers for ten Madness Pictures movies. There's also a single page announcing the www.madnesspictures.com website (the page automatically launched my web browser and opened the website). Three stars.

Aesthetics: A variety of attractive indoor and outdoor settings were chosen. Some of the girls' outfits are quite titillating. Others are so-so. Make-up is OK, but not noteworthy. The musical soundtrack is hard-driving rock that's OK but not especially inspiring. Three stars.

Final Thoughts

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.00
Average video rating: 2.00
Average audio rating: 3.00
Average production values rating: 3.00
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 0.00
Overall rating: 3.00

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)