Fuck My Ass

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Toni Ribas

Cast: Sophia, Toni Ribas, Alicia Alighatti, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Franchie, John Strong, Missy Monroe, Erik Everhard, Taryn Thomas

Length: 162.5 minutes

Date of Production: 6/9/2005

Extra's: The best extra by most standards would be the 16.5 minute long Bonus scene between Franchie and Toni Ribas done in POV (point of view) fashion. It was a full scene with her blowing and riding his cock in bed (most bonus scenes these days are oral only) and it was a lot of fun to watch. The next best extra would be the 25 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Juan Cuba. It gave the cast and crew a chance to have some fun as well as show off some extra sex that was edited out of the main movie. There were some funny lines here, offered up in a spontaneous fashion, especially Taryn's bits. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, a cumshot recap, and a double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Fuck My Ass was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Toni Ribas for his company, Hot Frames, and distributed by Platinum X Pictures. Toni has had a mixed background on technical matters but this one looked very fetching to me. The lighting was solid in almost every way, the grain and video noise were virtually nonexistent, and the fleshtones were accurate. The composition of the shots enhanced the look of the gals and while there were some minor points I'd like to have seen cleaned up or edited (one involving the outside lighting from the windows to wash out the performer), I think he should take a bow. There were no compression artifacts or other problems with the picture added from the DVD mastering either. The stereo English audio was as basic as ever, with a few parts (like Toni's interview questions when working the camera) too low but this is gonzo porn and I could hear the cast in the scenes well enough.

Body of Review: Toni Ribas is one of the more charming performer-turned-directors in the jizz biz for numerous reasons but the most important thing fans care about is how well does that translate into strokable porn for them to appreciate. Well, thankfully it translates quite well since his ability to generate extra heat from gals, especially gals new to porn, is well known. I've seen more than a few of his DVDs over the years and with Fuck My Ass; he has finally cleared up the various technical issues plaguing some of his releases. The movie centered on gals that did anal, some of them newer than others but all with something worth watching. While not the best offering by Toni that I've watched of late, it was pretty good. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Sophia, a curvy cutie wearing a blue tube top, a pink skirt with no underwear, and a lot of makeup, was up first to establish the formula of an interview, tease, and screwing with anal. She's an appealing gal on several levels to me, especially her attitude towards getting a meaty penis inside her three holes. Toni Ribas was her partner and the scene's sex began with a POV blowjob before the two started boning like crazy (moving to a bedroom for comfort). She wasn't as sexually aggressive as usual but Toni appeared to want her more submissive than usual so I can understand why, and she took the anal well from him in several positions. There was taste testing from each hole too and the scene ended with her getting a pop shot to her face, chest and mouth. In all, it wasn't a bad way to start the movie.

Scene Two: Alicia Alighatti, a thin brunette wearing a corset, began her scene by masturbating on the couch before Manuel Ferrara and Michael Stefano jumped at the chance to jump her bones. They took turns getting head from her and it wasn't long before they took turns plugging her pussy and ass. She wasn't the most energetic gal of the cast and even though she did PTM, ATM, and a DP, I never got the feeling she was especially into the sex. Still, she's a cutie with an all natural body so some of you may figure that's good enough as she develops her skills on camera. It ended when she gargled and swallowed their two loads though, saving it from oblivion in the minds of some of you.

Scene Three: Franchie, a 19 year old with a curvy body and permed hair, was up next in the show. Toni interviewed her but he couldn't be heard all that well and her distant look told me that she wasn't hearing him either. John Strong was her partner here and as soon as he approached her, she went into "suck the dick" mode and worked his shaft over quite nicely. She also wasn't particularly energetic but she tried more than a couple times to act like she wanted to be in the scene, showing some chemistry towards John, if not with him. While not the cutest gal of the show though, she worked out the load after plenty of taste testing and drilling of her pussy and ass so I can't be too hard on her (that was John's job). It ended with some swallowing for those who care.

Scene Four: Missy Monroe, a performer known far and wide as a great sex worker, was up next sporting black hair rather than her usual blonde locks. It really accentuated her pretty eyes but once she got started blowing Toni Ribas in POV fashion, there was no mistaking that this was her. The oral alone was nearly enough to cause me to excuse myself from writing the review (at least temporarily) but the passion she displayed went far beyond that act. Her ass was up next on the list of fun things they used and eventually, Erik Everhard joined them for a solid DP. There was choking, spanking that was hard enough to leave fingerprints, and a pounding set of penetration scenes in different positions. Her throaty gasps for air and dirty talk only made the scene better and it ended as expected with a healthy set of loads from the guys blessing her throat and stomach. Whew!

Scene Five: Taryn Thomas, the ice queen located on the front DVD cover managed to look great and standoffish all at the same time wearing her black outfit that worked well for her shape. Her partners were Michael Stefano and Toni Ribas; both of whom loved her fine legs and great (though small) ass as they offered up their meat for her perusal. As the cover gal, her responsibility is to get you to rent or buy the DVD and the advertised DPP (double pussy penetration) and with a look like that; I could see her living up to it too. She hasn't made a thousand scenes yet and this carried over to her demeanor with the guys but I thought she was stoked to work with them given her attitude (both in the movie and in the BTS feature). I knew she wouldn't be as talented as Missy was (very few approach that level of heated sexuality) but she was good enough to earn her keep even without the circus act sex advertised. If she works on providing more energy to go with her dirty talk, she's going to be great but she was very hot here nonetheless (enjoying those loads too I might add).

Summary: Fuck My Ass had some decent sex, excellent production values, and a cast of various gals worth checking out. Only one scene was truly great (Missy's scene) but most guys could easily get off on the rest of them given the combination of looks and sexual skill going on. There was a lot of fuck for the buck on the disc thanks to a lengthy show and some sweet extras too so I had mixed feelings about what to rate it. While most of the new gals had some potential for passion, they often fell somewhat short of the mark, especially compared to Missy, so I decided to rate it as a Rent It but I could see fans of Toni's style and the gal's in general rating it higher than that. Check it out and let me know what you think but it was a close call for me so take the rating with a grain or twelve of salt.