Teen Squirt Queens
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Release date:
June 1, 2005 -
Runtime:
1h 53m -
Cast:
Nadia Sinn|Tyla Wynn|Brianna Love|Missy Monroe|Karlie Montana|Angela Stone|Ali Kat|Mysti
Genre:
Squirting
Director:
None credited.
Length:
113 mins.
Date:
5/26/05
Extras:
The only extra is a photo montage of the girls.
Audio/Video:
For a low budget title, audio and video were solid. Overall it looks as though the whole film was shot in different locations at one house, but at least different rooms were used to keep things fresh. The DVD features 64 well timed chapter stops, to get you right where you want to go. The film is presented full frame.
Body of Review:
Squirting is one of those hot button (so to speak) issues in porn. Is it real? For some it is. Others clearly fake the act. And porn audiences can either be really turned on by squirting or be horrified at it. Personally, I don't mind it at all... when it's genuine.
Teen Squirt Queens offers up five scenes of, well, teens that squirt. But does it live up to its title? Don't disappoint me, movie.
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A few seconds of kissing, then a quick tease of oral and fingerfucking until finally the sex toys come out. Mysti attacks Ali Kat with a scary looking two-pronged purple rotating studded thing that would scare the hell out of me but Ali is all "yeah bring that on". Mysti eventually gets her turn with the frightening purple monster after Ali's thorough enjoyment of the device. Both girls are very hot in an amateur way... these are girls you could meet in the mall. Well, girls you'd SEE in a mall anyway. Ali Kat seems to believe in the "let your garden grow" philosophy, which is a bit of a turn off. But she also has a little bit of a Juliette Lewis thing going on, so it all evens out. They seem to really be into one another and their pleasure seems genuine. That makes for a pretty good girl-girl scene. The only letdown is the finale. Ali's squirt seems to only be implied, while Mysti's is weak and unconvincing.
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When she finally slides it inside her, it's not long before she achieves the female money shot. Hers is more convincing than in the previous scene, but still not the best effort. But wait, the scene's not over! More dildo sucking, followed by another squirt that's better than her first. Angela has a gigantic bruise on her right leg which I didn't need to see. She's not that into herself and just seems to be going through the motions.
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Very soon after, the two girls are nude and making out with some intensity, while the cameraman does his best to ruin the goodness with his inane comments like "Wow, looks like I came in at the right time!" Thankfully, he shuts the hell up soon after. Tyla seemingly went to school at the Marilyn Chambers Academy of Erotic Facial Expressions and channels her well as Nadia licks and fingers her tight little pussy. Out comes another frightening device, some giant glass thing with *three* prongs, that Nadia uses on Tyla while she continues to also lick her clit. Nadia then fingers her to a climax, but no squirt. Tyla returns the favor to Nadia's shaved pussy, and it takes her a very long time to cum. And while Nadia's squirt is weak, the intensity of the scene is genuine. Tyla Wynn has an amazing body.
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Missy has an odd look about her that all seems to depend on the camera angle. Looking at her one way she appears to be a hot 18 year old. But a different angle coupled with some poor lighting could make her look like she's 40.
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Now it's Brianna's turn for some oral and then a new, see through dildo that also lights up. Freaky. Brianna squirts twice. These two girls are unbelievably cute with amazing little bodies and are really into each other. Top notch scene.
| Concluding Words: The "teen" part of the title seems to have just been tacked on there... as several of the performers are in their 20s. Also, at odd moments the movie will shift to black and white for a transition shot before returning to color. No need to be fancy... just make with the squirting. So while most of the girls didn't squirt that much (or at all), the scenes are mostly well done and all the performers get into their work. All of the girls have that right amateur look, and Tyla Wynn, Karlie Montana and Brianna Love are all stand-outs here. I hope to see much more of them. I'm giving this one a Rent It rating, even though there was much about this title that I enjoyed. I'm just not completely recommending it because it might disappoint its target audience.
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