Tits Vs. Ass

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Compilation, Gonzo, Curvy Asses, Big Tits

Director: Varied By Scene

Cast: Alexis Texas, John Strong, Kristina Rose, Christian XXX, Ricki White, Phoenix Marie, Mark Wood, Naomi, James Deen, Lisa Ann, Mick Blue, Kelly Divine, David Perry, Toni Ribas, Kagney Linn Karter, Shyla Stylez, Anthony Rosano, Jayden Jaymes, Brianna Love, Brooke Haven, Lee Stone, Mya Nichole, Chris Johnson, Ava Rose, Andi Anderson

Length: 368:04 minutes (189:10 minutes & 178:54 minutes)

Date of Production: 2012

Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, some trailers, and a popshot compilation between the two discs.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Tits Vs. Ass was presented in widescreen by Zero Tolerance, a multitude of directors including Nate Liquor and Mike Quasar contributing scenes to the mix. Some of the older stuff did not look as technically proficient as the newer scenes, the video bitrate varying like the lighting and other visual aspects. The camera work did emphasize the ladies and their wonderfully ripe asses though, the monaural track as basic as they come with only a few scenes standing out as being more than generic in terms of the music and vocals.

Body of Review: Zero Tolerance has been one of those gonzo companies that I have appreciated since they first opened their doors years ago. While they have definitely seen a great many ups and downs, their vaults contain some of my favorite performers so it comes as no surprise that a double disc compilation like Tits Vs. Asswould interest me. The fourteen lengthy scenes lasted over six full hours while presenting a number of women gifted with either a hot ass or great rack (in many cases offering both in the same ladies), the worst scene worthy of your spunk but some of them fondly remembered for their inspiration qualities. There was no real explanation of the titular body parts against one another but suffice it to say that there was a lot of favorable action to partake in this time on the double disc set. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Sexaholics: Alexis Texas, the bountiful blond bombshell seen on the left side of the compilation cover, was up first in a scene from Sexaholics with John Strong. She claimed to have an oil fetish to her group, the popular gal wearing a thong and matching top in the living room. He wanted dinner but she was slow to respond while chatting on her phone, the hotty going to the kitchen to cook him something. She started getting food from the refrigerator but ended up oiling herself in a really sexy fashion, her perfect ass getting a lot of camera love as her hands worked it over so very well. John walked in to check on her progress but ended up joining her, gobbling her gash before she inhaled his pecker orally. Alexis was most active in the cowgirl penetrative positions, her pussy impaling itself on his rod before the ending wealth of splooge glazed her ass cheeks really nicely.

Scene Two: The Money Shot: Kristina Rose, the cutie on the cover, was up first in bed with sweaty gym rat Christian XXX. She was wearing a bright green wife beater top and patterned booty shorts, posing for some camera photos while Christian did pushups on the floor beside her. Once he was pumped up, he jumped in with her, feeling up her ass before she started working his package, her mouth all over his pecker along with her hand. The solid hummer led to brief 69 (no footage of him eating her out) and various positions of vaginal sex, Kristina actively riding him until he rubbed out a nut of genetic juice to her crotch. The company described the scene like this: “Kristina Rose is one naughty young coed who looks so cute when she's grimacing while taking a big cock down her throat and in her pussy. She's got the goods for an extra horny fuck session: tight twat and an endless appetite for sex, so she's always on our list of gals to call when we need a real cum freak.”

Scene Three: Strip Tease Then Fuck 11: Ricki is the last girl up and she is a sexy dark haired babe with plump tits and a tight body. She has one of those looks that just says fuck me. In this scene she looks hot with a pink/black bikini top and thong and black stockings. She gives a nice tease and uses her big tits to good effect. At the end she takes off her top and heads over to the dude. She gives him a blow job and looks great as she slowly goes up and down his big prick. The scene cuts and we find them on a bed. He tastes her pussy and then she sucks him off some more. Next she gets on top on him and rides him in cowgirl as he fucks her hard. Ricki's nicely shaped ass jiggles with each thrust. As the action continues there are plenty of great shots of Ricki's hotness as she is fucked hard in straight and anal. The scene ends with an anal creampie. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Four: Assets 2: Phoenix Marie, the sexy and curvy babe featured on the front cover, was up last as she impressed the camera in her brown outfit and skimpy lingerie. After the tease, she moved to the modestly lit bedroom though, Mark Wood diving into her ass to go down on her before she aggressively blew him and rode that cock like it was going out of style. Phoenix threw herself into the action as always and it looked great, the oral and vaginal positions ending with the expected ass shot of population pudding. The company website described the scene like this: “Phoenix Marie has got a booty perfect for slapping. She loves being spanked while you bone her from behind and the sexy red handprints on those famous ass cheeks in this video are enough to make every big booty lover smile from ear to ear!”

Scene Five: Fishnets 5: Naomi, having lost a lot of weight in recent months, still possessed a very appealingly curved ass as she put on some lingerie outside by the nice pool. Seeing her ribcage was a bit much for me but in fairness, she's become so skilled sexually since I spoke with her in January that short of looking anorexic, I'm supportive of whatever body style she possesses. The tease was pleasing and the white fishnets enhanced her look more than a little, her moving into the living room to kiss and blow James Deen right away. She displayed a sense of urgency for his cock that gave even a jaded old porn hound like me some wood as she slobbed his knob in hardcore fashion (acting like her diet was secondary to getting a fix of cock). They then started going at each other like newlyweds that held off sex for a few months (don't ask) with a very active ride in her pussy and ass; her gyrating like she has learned to do in recent months. The anal was as aggressive as the vaginal for her, eventually ending with a facial that looked to be his largest load of spunk ever; closing out the energetic scene about a half hour into the movie. It was a solid way to start the movie!

Scene Six: The Doll House 5: Lisa Ann, the hot brunette featured on the front cover in sexy lingerie, was up first as she employed some dirty talk while she caressed her curvy body. Her black fishnet stockings enhanced her looks as did the way in which she fingered herself, the juices flowing as she walked around to find Mick Blue waiting for her. She nuzzled his stomach as she slowly undid his pants, the two kissing before she slobbed his knob with sweet aggression; wrapping her lips around the rod to engulf him totally. Lisa kept eye contact with him rather than perform for the camera, teasing him as she engaged in plenty of oral to make him hotter for her. Mick then went down on her, eating her out as she moaned lightly (and believably!) in pleasure. Lisa was an active vaginal ride and the resulting wad of genetic juice to her mouth was understandable, the lady tasting his seed with a smile on her face before the camera faded out. Yum!

Scene Seven: Apple Bottomz 6: Kelly Divine, a redhead that is also currently known as a booty queen (much like Jenny), was up last wearing some neon green and black shorts with matching attire. Kelly's juicy ass was too much for the director to resist, the guy shoving his face inside her ass cheeks according to her comments. Kelly got off on anally masturbating and doing ATM, using a glass toy to ready her back door for David Perry and Toni Ribas. As she crawled up the stairs, she spotted them jerking off together so she quickly made her way towards them, alternating as she slobbed their knobs orally and with some handjob action before plowing her deeply. The vaginal screwing led to anal and she actively rode them in between taste testing which led to her milking them dry at the very end of the scene. Kelly's intensity made it a better scene as did the way she jerked them off to completion after blowing them, keeping eye contact with them before swallowing what was left of the spew. Yum!

Scene Eight: Too Good To Be True 1: Kagney Linn Karter, a sexy blond with a curvy body and attractive face, was up next as the first scene on the second disc of the compilation in a scene with John Strong. She teased in her black & red lingerie, her slow and sultry moves enhanced by the editing and lighting of the scene. The tease led to her masturbating and then slobbing the knob of John, the guy throating her before banging her box in a variety of active positions (well, a few of the positions were active). She had a clean shaven snatch and their chemistry was modest, John unleashing his ball batter into her mouth at the end though she did not swallow.

Scene Nine: Intimate Things: Shyla Stylez, Anthony Rosano: Shyla is another well liked busty blond, her sensual nature always appealing to me much like Julia, the formulaic approach to shooting the scenes again applied with many fades. She was as active a rider as the others, Anthony banging away at her nicely before she took a panty pop too. The company website described the scene like this: “Shyla Stylez prefers classic black nylons to the trashy fishnet stockings many pornstars wear. She thinks of herself as a runway whore - somewhere between a high fashion model and the girl you get a blowjob from in the bathroom of a bar!”

Scene Ten: Fishnets 10: The lovely Jayden is up next and begins her scene much the same way that Kimberly did; stark naked! She slowly gets dressed and teases the camera to some music that sets the tone. Rather than put on some black fishnets, she keeps things girly and goes with a light, lacy pink. After her preparation the scene cuts to Jayden on a sofa with a guy at her feet. There's all kinds of leg kissing and focus on the fishnets, like you'd expect, and after a few minutes the screwing gets underway. Jayden starts out on top and really rides his cock hard, and in between each position swap she takes the time to suck on his member a little bit. Eventually she winds up bent over the sofa hard and deep from behind. (review by Harry Johnson)

Scene Eleven: Strip Tease Then Fuck 10: Brianna Love, an attractive babe from several years back, was up next as she descended down the staircase wearing a black micro miniskirt and skimpy top, high heels and fishnet stockings to tease and end up with James Deen. Those that remember how her initial flat chest made her look impossibly young given that ample sample of an ass will likely appreciate this scene given how natural she came across as being into the sex. She kissed him and rubbed her ass on his crotch, smiling at the effect it was having on the guy. She sucked the head of his cock more than give him a hummer, James playing with her asshole before some moderately passive vaginal and anal sex lead to her swallowing his splooge with ease.

Scene Twelve: Apple Bottomz 4: Brooke Haven, a long time favorite performer with sweet curves, a pretty face, and the kind of ball draining attitude that so many fans appreciate, carried on the formula to provide some solid tease until hooked up with the massive Lee Stone in the house setting. Her white bikini styled outfit did little to hide her curves and I sensed that they truncated the tease the moment she saw his huge pecker starring her in the face mere inches away. She intuitively began sucking him off with passion, moaning and rubbing his dick against her titties; using different methods of slobbing his knob as she went from using hands to no hands; then into the standing 69 he is known for getting into. She was most active at riding him while on top of his lap but they tried a number of positions here too, Brooke doing PTM and shaking her booty while taking his cock in her cookie really well. The scene ended when he bust a nut to her face, Brooke providing some post coital sucking and licking the spew off her chest as the camera faded out.

Scene Thirteen: Ass Cleavage 10: Mya Nichole, a sultry brunette with obnoxious tattoos on her arm, was up last in the bedroom/adjacent living room as she showed off her assets much like the others had done earlier. I admit that her ass was fit for booty duty and she was cute except for the wealth of ink that appeared half finished, her blue satin clothing slowly discarded in favor of airing her holes out before Chris Johnson joined her. Once her tease was finished, she moved to another bedroom to jump his bones, his playful ass slaps getting her friskier than ever although she liked him going down on her too. The oral beget more oral and once each of them had their fill, the screwing began, much like her talented blowjob, the pounding action worked out pretty decently. I'd like to see more of Mya given the scene and as my photo of her body should tell you, she could become a popular gal if given the right promotion. Mya was not, however, the most active rider of cock I have seen so should she work on that aspect of her performances, she might become much better known. The anal action led to a facial he rubbed out onto her tongue, the gal appearing to swallow some of it as her semen goatee bounced around.

Scene Fourteen: Apple Bottomz 6: Ava Rose, a fleshy brunette with a classic looking face, and bleach blond Andi Anderson, were up next with each other and Toni Ribas after the gals were allowed some solo time where the director told them what to do. Andi has been making waves as an "accomplished anal whore" per another critic, her dirty talk as free flowing as you will find, the gal starting out the scene by masturbating (loudly) with an anal plug jammed up her ass when she wasn't licking it clean). Ava was given less time to warm up and was quieter by far but her gorgeous eyes and curvy figure were at least as appealing as Andi on her best day would have been. The gals double teamed his cock during the blowjob and took turns riding him as well, Andi largely focusing on her anal action while Ava took him in her pussy. Andi struck me as wanting to be the spotlight gal here and that kind of weakened it a bit since Ava was at least partially shut out in terms of time in the center but nasty Andi drained his balls dry of population pudding and all the taste testing made it a strokable scene.

Summary: Tits Vs. Ass by Zero Tolerance offered a chance for fans of big asses to get a choice selection of older scenes providing some strokability and replay value, the fact that it was not advertised as a compilation only slightly irritating. The technical values and wealth of material from the “Apple Bottomz” and “Ass Cleavage” series such that it reminds me that I have a few volumes to catch up on (reviewers do not get everything to review) but the double disc, over six hour collection was easily worth a rating of Recommended or better. In short, Tits Vs. Ass gave some superior glimpses into the careers of booty-licious bases such as Alexis Texas, Phoenix Marie, Naomi, Brianna Love, as well as some big boob babes so those who have not seen the majority of scenes in for a treat.