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This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship

Devil’s Film

Genre: Gonzo, Parody

Director: Sammy Slater

Cast: Alexis Grace, Marco Rivera, Tristyn Kennedy, Talon, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Marco Banderas, Alexis Texas, Rocco Reed
Non-sex roles: Dawg the Booty Hunter, Reverend Sands, Daniel Hunter

Length: 138:52 minutes

Alexis Grace

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: There was a photogallery, some trailers, a pop shot compilation, a slip cover case and spam.

Condoms: None

Tristyn Kennedy with Talon

Audio/Video Quality: This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Sammy Slater for Devil’s Film in this standard definition, MPEG-2 encoded fuck flick. The video bitrate hovered around 6.1 Mbps area when I spot checked it, very limited grain and video noise noticed during my viewing of the show. The composition used seemed to enhance the look of the ladies, the lighting was generally decent and even the company watermark in the lower right hand corner was not all that intrusive. The flesh tones were accurate and the editing pretty decent, the basic setting of the sexual trysts working as well as a single camera could capture them. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps aural bitrate, the musical elements able to be turned completely off as an option at the beginning of the show. The vocals were basic and lacked much separation, the dynamic range modest at best, the generic musical interludes again mixed in too aggressively if you select that version of the audio track.

Audrey Hollander

Body of Review: Sammy Slater is one of the porn parody directors known for his efforts at Devil’s Film. While rarely mentioned in conjunction with leaders such as Ryder, Myers, and Braun, his style is such that he has definitely been developing a following in the past year or so, his latest title making it my way called This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship. The parody this time is of the sporting show involving mixed martial arts, a couple of contestants getting into a ring and pounding one another senseless in a time tested manner involving manly men. This time, the general dynamic is for a woman to get into a similar sporting ring and engage in carnal activities, the couple evaluated compared to others doing likewise. Since sex is often evaluated on the basis of who does the most extreme acts, who performs with the most energy, and who provides the most entertaining bout of boning, it seems like a natural extension of the concept to me but Sammy is not exactly known for high end parodies either. The cover described the movie like this: “When trash talking gets so intense it turns into physical confrontations, these couples put their bodies where their mouths are for bragging rights to be called "The Ultimate Fuckers". In the ring their sexual prowess is judged and scored to determine who will be the Ultimate Fucking Champions.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Alexis Texas and Audrey Hollander with Rocco Reed

Scene One: Alexis Grace, a fetching gal with a lean body (as seen on the lower left hand corner of the cover), and Marco Rivera were up first in the ring as she dropped to her knees to blow him. She employed some dirty talk before showing she was well versed in sucking men off, her life probably full of hundreds of men she inhaled to orgasm for money given the way she used her mouth and hand in unison. The scene was weakened by the way she kept looking at the camera instead of focusing on him and her work at hand but she proved to be quite capable at the task at hand, Marco orally reciprocating in the 69 position before they engaged in some vaginal penetration positions. Alexis was a largely passive rider though, taking his wad of genetic juice to her face well enough but lacking any passion or chemistry.

Scene Two: Tristyn Kennedy, a blond (as seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover), was up next with Talon, following the formulaic approach with her lips wrapped around his dick in front of the judges. The bonus this time was how she put forth some added effort to the tryst, ravenously attacking his pecker orally as she kept eye contact and then aggressively riding his rod vaginally as though she truly wanted to be there. That alone made this a better scene and even though they really did not appear to share much chemistry, the enthusiasm and energy helped give this one some legs. The scene ran out of steam early though and began looking repetitive, the facial showing a lot less liquid love (in the form of population pudding) but a significant amount of potential too.

Scene Three: Audrey Hollander, the extreme queen redhead seen on the middle of the bottom on the front cover, was up next as she took on her real life husband Otto Bauer as well as studly Marco Banderas. Audrey has always put on a great show and this was no different, the gal offering all three of her holes to the duo as they fucked her mouth, pussy, and ass in a variety of positions. There were double penetrations and she showed plenty of passion for her craft, the chemistry superior to both of the previous scenes by a very wide margin. She also engaged in taste testing including PTM and ATM, some DAP (both cocks in her ass at the same time), and did so as though she adored them both. The men ended it by beating off rounds of spunk to her face for her to win the contest.

Scene Four: Alexis Texas, the featured blond from the top half of the cover, was up last as she took on mystery judge Rocco Reed, disgruntled Audrey Hollander masturbating while watching. Alexis engaged in what amounted to a grudge fuck to showcase her own skills, her business attire ending up on the floor as she knelt to slob Rocco’s knob. She put some feeling into it and soon bent over to receive his erection in her tight pussy, her ass looking very plump and tasty too. Her ass cheeks rippled as he banged her but she was only actively riding in a couple of positions; not in Audrey’s league of circus act sex but certainly worthy of ball draining performance. Rocco gave her the facial she desired at the end too, popping in her mouth for Audrey to share.

Summary: This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship by director Sammy Slater for Devil’s Film had a far stronger second half than beginning but it showed enough quality entertainment as a gonzo flick to merit a rating of Rent It or better if you are a fan of the cast. The parody aspects were far too lightly provided here to make the movie a contender in any parody contests but the sexual activity was far from boring in most cases. The technical values were solid enough for such an outing and even if it was basically a “name only” type of parody, it was strokable. In short, while This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship was not the best parody coming from Sammy of late, the inclusion of Alexis Texas and Audrey Hollander kept it better than most of the generic sexual romps you’ll find these days, my hopes being that the director sticks to more focused parody efforts in the future.