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This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship 2

Devil’s Film

Genre: Gonzo, Parody

Director: Sammy Slater

Cast: Codi Carmichael, Will Powers, Ashlynn Leigh, Justin Magnum, Lizz Tayler, Jack Lawrence, Daniel Hunter, Alexis Texas, Keni Styles
Judge roles: Daniel Hunter, Dawg the Booty Hunter, Dan

Length: 134:15 minutes

Codi Carmichael

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: There was a photogallery, some trailers, a pop shot compilation, a slip cover case and spam.

Condoms: None

Ashlynn Leigh

Audio/Video Quality: This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship 2 was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Sammy Slater for Devil’s Film in this standard definition, MPEG-2 encoded fuck flick. The video bitrate hovered around 6.1 Mbps area when I spot checked it, very limited grain and video noise noticed during my viewing of the show. The composition used seemed to enhance the look of the ladies, the lighting was generally decent and even the company watermark in the lower right hand corner was not all that intrusive. The flesh tones were accurate and the editing pretty decent, the basic setting of the sexual trysts working as well as a single camera could capture them. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps aural bitrate, the musical elements able to be turned completely off as an option at the beginning of the show. The vocals were basic and lacked much separation, the dynamic range modest at best, the generic musical interludes again mixed in too aggressively if you select that version of the audio track.

Lizz Tayler

Body of Review: Sammy Slater is a director at Devil’s Film becoming known for his parody porn titles of late, a few of them worth a few laughs in my experience. His latest title making it my way called This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship 2, the sequel to the first in the series that I found worth a rental earlier this year. The parody was again of the sporting show involving mixed martial arts, a couple of contestants getting into a ring and pounding one another senseless in a time tested manner involving manly men. This time, the general dynamic is for a woman to get into a similar sporting ring and engage in carnal activities, the couple evaluated compared to others doing likewise. Since sex is often evaluated on the basis of who does the most extreme acts, who performs with the most energy, and who provides the most entertaining bout of boning, it seems like a natural extension of the concept to me but Sammy is not exactly known for high end parodies either. Still, with names such as Alexis Texas, Codi Carmichael, Lizz Tayler, and Ashlynn Leigh, I was ready to reevaluate my preconceived notion of what it might be worth. The cover described the movie like this: “The sexual tension and the bragging have risen to dangerous levels and something has to be done! Each couples is convinced that they're the hottest, horniest and all around best at fucking. So the only way to prove it is to compete in a fuck off to determine who really the ultimate fucking champion is!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Alexis Texas

Scene One: Codi Carmichael, the fetching blond seen on the lower left hand corner of the cover in red, was up first as she took on third tier moper Will Powers, her nipples beaming as they poked through her top when she knelt before him. The way her eyes lit up at his half erect chubbie was a nice touch, her enthusiasm never waning even when he had some wood issues that weakened the replay value of the scene. She slobbed his knob accordingly and they moved into various active vaginal positions, her vocals overplayed as she tried to encourage him into staying hard for her. It ended when he tossed off a round of spunk to her face, the scene a decent warm up though I’ve seen her do much better.

Scene Two: Ashlynn Leigh, the lean hotty built for speed seen on the far right of the group shot wearing a white top and booty shorts, was up next as she went over the top with muscular Justin Magnum. She was the flashing peanut galley chick from the first volume in the series, her frisky ways upping the ante considerably when she went from an active hummer to vaginal and anal with just as much energy. That she shared some chemistry with the guy helped the scene too, the manner in which she aggressively bounced back during the anal to impale herself soundly making it the strongest scene in terms of sexual acts performed. This was still a “performance” though since she kept focusing on the camera instead of her partner, though her role in the next scene was kind of cute too but she did her first anal according to her and the others. This scene also ended with a batch of population pudding rubbed out to her face and mouth, the gal having a blast as she proclaimed her love of Texas during the final moments of the ending interview.

Scene Three: Lizz Tayler, a sexy newcomer brunette seen on the far left hand corner of the cover, was up next with Jack Lawrence, the gal pulling judge Daniel Hunter into the scene to get some extra cock which set off Ashlynn Leigh into joining in. They kissed romantically and she dropped down to blow him, showing some finesse as she maintained eye contact with him; rarely allowing his pecker to leave her mouth or pussy once she warmed him up. Her cleanly shaven snatch was a sight to see and while she was not the most active performer of the day, she certainly displayed some winning attitude along the way. When the other two joined in to give the partners a break from one another it was an interesting change in group dynamics too, Lizz awarded both male loads of genetic juice where she helped milk their nuts by hand.

Scene Four: Alexis Texas, the curvy blond bombshell featured on the right side of the front cover, was up last as she called out her competition from the last volume in the series while slobbing the knob of moper Keni Styles. She went all out to service him orally and he did his best to keep up with her during the vaginal penetration positions, the catcalls from the background typically lame. While many may know Keni from his roles in female domination fuck flicks where he is treated like trash, at least the fourth tier moper went down on her here, Alexis’ fleshy ass doing most of the work as it delightfully rippled during the pounding penetration portion. Like the other scenes, there was a fair amount of taste testing this time too, Keni having her sit on his face to complete the deal before he tossed off a load of spew to her fabulous ass, her dirty talk surely an upgrade over the rest of the cast.

Summary: This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship 2 by director Sammy Slater for Devil’s Film had a far stronger second half than beginning but it showed enough quality entertainment as a gonzo flick to merit a rating of Rent It or better if you are a fan of the cast. The parody aspects were far too lightly provided here to make the movie a contender in any parody contests but the sexual activity was far from boring in most cases. The technical values were solid enough for such an outing and even if it was basically a “name only” type of parody, it was strokable. In short, while This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship 2 was still not the best parody coming from Sammy of late, the inclusion of Alexis Texas and Lizz Tayler keeping it better than most of the generic sexual romps you’ll find these days by the director, my hopes being that the director sticks to more focused parody efforts in the future.