Crazy Big Asses 2

Exquisite/Venom Digital Media

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Alexis Texas, Marco Banderas/Duato, Ricki White, Alex Sanders, Claire Dames, Jenner, Shelia Marie, Anthony Rosano, Gianna, Lee Stone

Length: 142:09 minutes

Date of Production: 6/14/2007

Extra's: The best extra, as always, was the 21:25 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It started off with Jordan telling Gianna what he wanted from her in the shower, ended with Claire showing her reddened ass, and had lots of clips between them too. There was also a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes but the BTS was easily the best extra by far.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Crazy Big Asses 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jordan Septo for release by Exquisite. The lighting was solid in most cases and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to similar movies by other directors. The composition of the shots was virtually always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The bitrate hovered around the 5.5 Mbps mark, typically just shy of it, for most of the movie and I saw no compression artifacts as a result. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases. I could not always hear the vocals well enough for my tastes so they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality but once the sex started, everything sounded fine. The audio had the standard bitrate of 192 Kbps and was about average in most ways.

Body of Review: Jordan Septo remains one of the unsung quality directors of porn these days, distributing his titles via Exquisite as shot on his Venom label. Unlike the auteurs of the industry or those looking to make porn to get laid, Jordan is a devoted fan of the female body; enjoying his work like a true fan would as he captures the spirit of the moment in his gonzo fuck flicks. His latest release making it my way is Crazy Big Asses 2, the sequel to Crazy Big Asses 1 and kissing cousin of Crazy Big Tits. The emphasis, as you probably already know, is to spotlight gals with ample asses as they tease and fuck in their respective five scenes. The little touches made this one a worthy ride, albeit with some limitations as noted in the body of the review. That said, here is a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Alexis Texas, the hotty blond featured on the lower center of the front cover (Ye-Haw!!!), was up first as she engaged in some mighty fine Texas teasing on the bed that emphasized her curvy ass. The fleshy backside has been getting a lot of favorable attention lately so I applaud Jordan's decision to showcase her as the first gal and on the cover, the gal earning the praise for her tease alone (though I wished it lasted a lot longer). Marco Banderas/Duato was the lucky guy to walk in on her, getting some head and giving her an oral warm up too; Alexis providing the youthful enthusiasm needed to make the scene a winner. That she shook her ass while giving head was cool too, though sadly there was no second camera to catch the action back there (it would have been a fine second camera angle). As her pale body slowly lowered itself on his tanned cock, Marco was in ecstasy but she was having fun too; the scene stopping to keep him from popping before she resumed her vaginal ride. Both cowgirl positions looked fine and her standing PTM allowed for a super shot of her snatch and ass from behind; the missionary and doggy filling out the laundry list for some of you. She took the facial to her mouth before swallowing it, their chemistry and energy making it a solid opening scene. Whew!

Scene Two: Ricki White, the curvy brunette Latina seen on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she followed the formula in the living room. She had a nicely tanned body that was also gifted in the ass, her other all natural curves supplementing her appeal a whole lot as a result. She came across as being inexperienced so it made sense that she was working with studly Alex Sanders; the guy warming her up with a rimjob and fingering session that pushed her limits a bit but gave the impression that she got off really early too. Her ass was drawing all of his attention so he went to drilling it deeply in a lengthy doggy position, the gal gasping and moaning as though she enjoyed it all the while he was stretching her abilities. She did some ATM and the expected cowgirl variations too; eventually warming up to ride him pretty actively as Alexis had done in her scene. He rubbed out a load of population pudding to finish up the scene, the gal giving some post coital sucking to show she was in her element.

Scene Three: Claire Dames, the perky brunette seen on the lower right hand corner in a black fishnet bra and other slutware, was up next and you can't help but love a gal that introduces herself by saying: "Hi! I'm Claire Dames and I'm a dirty fucking whore." Her ass was "nice and juicy" as she advertised it and the tease, while again too hasty, it showed n exuberance that was appealing even to this jaded old porn hound. She might be fairly new to porn but she's obviously been servicing men for a long time, perhaps as a stripper, and that translated nicely to the small screen. Her partner for the day was Jenner and while not one of the top tier talents in porn, she showed him a wonderfully appealing time as she aggressively slobbed his knob while he spouted off some crap about her status as a "bitch". It looked like her eyes lit up at the mere sight of his cock so her ample oral aptitude enhanced the moment a lot, her wonderfully large breasts as appealing as her fleshy ass. In a display of pornographic honesty, it was even shown when she deepthroated him too far, the gal spitting something up slightly off screen but not edited out; keeping the energy levels intact. The vaginal sex was a bit slow at first too but she got used to it quickly, soon riding as though she were possessed (nice shots of her ample breasts bouncing were sweet too). She did PTM and they engaged in carnal activity through assorted other positions too; the gal not swallowing but still showing herself to live up to her positive reputation handily.

Scene Four: Shelia Marie, the curvy brunette in red on the middle of the right hand side of the cover, was up next as she kicked back on the couch; telling the camera she "loved to fuck". Her squeaky voice reminded me of Cherokee and her sequined outfit looked tossed together out of a stripper's locker but she changed things up a bit with a solo scene using a weird shaped vibrator. While she masturbated, she gave up some mechanical dirty talk and I liked her ass but she gave me the impression that she had never done this before (or that she was high as a kite). Making matters worse, she was paired with Anthony Rosano; a nice enough guy but even lower down the scale of men than Jenner (and about as skilled as Harley; thankfully not employed here). He ate her a bit and she blew him mechanically while watching the camera; neither of them generating any heat or energy at all. To be frank, she never lived up to her potential here and the entire scene dragged on endlessly for me, even the vaginal screwing making me wince at how lacking it was. I could forgive the implants but her attitude and dynamic were weak, to say the least, making me think she was reading from a script on a cold attempt. The anal sex was just as bad with the cold fuck acting like she was in pain more than anything else; the scene ending with her taking a butt crack pop (yelling like she felt something...weird, huh?).

Scene Five: Gianna, the best known gal of the cast, was up last and her picture on the upper right hand corner was far too small but she has been on so many covers that giving the nod to Alexis as the feature probably made more sense. She began the final scene of the day in a neon pink thong under the large shower, gyrating her ass really well as she cleaned up. I'm a fan and after that last scene, anything would be an improvement so a top notch honey like hers was certainly appreciated. She was thankfully given ample time to tease (answering one of the other flaws of the previous scenes in fact) and was soon found in the locker room with the massive Lee Stone pawing her ass before kissing it as she bent over. The rimming and spanking elevated her energy levels really well, Lee provoking her reaction to crank up the passion a bit. In that, this scene made the movie end as well, if not better, than it started as Gianna went for it solidly. The hummer was powerful and the aggressive screwing by the lady only made it better though this was not her most active ride of late by any stretch of the imagination. This scene also ended with an ass crack pop, abruptly cutting too soon before they were through but still generating a lot of stroke value. Sweet!

Summary: Crazy Big Asses 2 by director Jordan Septo for Exquisite had a lot going for it as each gal had an ample sample of a backside; especially Gianna and Alexis Texas. The scenes were a mixture of quality; the movie opening and closing really strong but having some need of polishing up in the middle so I rated this one as Recommended. In short, Crazy Big Asses 2, like Crazy Big Asses 1 and Crazy Big Tits, will appeal to those of you that aren't into gals shaped like boys; each lady providing a different type of dynamic as she engaged in her given trade.