Genre: All sex.
Director: Mason
Cast: Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Mark Ashley, Asa Akira, Erik Everhard, Alex Gonz, Gracie Glam, Michael Stefano.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose.
Length: 03:10
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom free sex and the second for the cast, which includes Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose.

Synopsis

Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman is a five-scene all-sex movie in which two friends, Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose, do "battle" to determine who's the pornstar champion of the world. The movie begins with footage showing the girls working out prior to meeting in a boxing ring to duke it out. Then, we get to see them slug it out in five separate "matches" in which they pit their fucking skills against each other one-on-one, in boy/girl groups, and in an all-girl threesome. Each "match" has, of course, several rounds...striptease, foreplay, sex, and climax. But, neither of the girls ever goes down for the count...they always come back hitting!

Alexis, XCritic.com's first-ever Must See Girl of the Year, and Kristina are featured in four scenes each: each girl shows off her one-on-one boy/girl skills in a couples scene (Alexis with Erik Everhard and Kristina with Alex Gonz). They also "team up" with Asa Akira for a scorching all-girl threeway. And, they share lucky guys (Mark Ashley and Michael Stefano) in group scenes (Michael gets to enjoy 2011 AVN Best New Starlet Gracie Glam along with Alexis and Kristina...lucky SOB!).

Frankly, I think the girls tied. But, maybe you'll declare a winner. That's part of the fun...Buttwoman (Alexis) or Slutwoman (Kristina)? Who is the champ?

As part of my "awesome" duties as a voter in the 2011 AVN Awards Competition, I got to review scores of outstanding award-nominated movies. This is one of those movies and it sticks in my mind as being one of the hottest porn flicks I've had the pleasure to review in a long time. My colleagues at AVN must agree because this movie won:

1. Best Gonzo Release
2. Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene (Scene Two)
3. Best Group Sex Scene (Scene Five)

I strongly recommend you get a copy of this movie into your player NOW! You'll spend three hours in paradise.

Check out some photos of the girls in Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman here. Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threesome/anal
Performers: Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Mark Ashley.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: During the opening credits, "contestants" Alexis Texas (Buttwoman) and Kristina Rose (Slutwoman) work out their glorious--and very sweaty--bodies in preparation for the forthcoming showdown. They box a punching bag, jog, run on a treadmill, lift weights, and even meet in boxing ring for the match of a lifetime. Then, the opening bell signals the beginning of the girls' first match. We're immediately whisked to an outdoor hillside location where Alexis and Kristina, dressed in uber-sexy outfits, talk trash. Alexis begins: "I've seen your movie. Are you ready to take it to the next level" "Is that a challenge? counters Kristina." "Oh, I'm always up for a challenge!" replies Alexis. "All right then, let's go!" The girls then bump their fists together and the fun begins.

During round one, the girls inflame our lust by shaking and jiggling their glorious asses, strutting their stuff around a hillside pool, and dancing erotically. Meanwhile exciting and compelling music fills our ears.

Round two consists of outstanding girl/girl foreplay that includes hot kissing, erotic caressing, mutual stripping, body licking, tit worship, nipple sucking and squeezing, and hair pulling. Best of all, however, is when the girls splatter each other with oil and then grind their oily bodies together. This segment is especially hot when the girls grind their oiled asses together. Sweet!

In round three, the girls spend a few minutes showing off their girl/girl sex skills. They share plenty of intense kisses, rub and suckle each other's clits (the recipient fucks back), arouse each other with nasty commentary, multiple-finger-fuck each other's pussies, fuck each other balls-deep with a huge dildo, spank each other's asses, massage each other's assholes, slap each other's tits, spit swap, and cum like volcanos. They even do extremely slobbery deep-throat pussy-to-mouth on the toy!

For round four, the girls, deliciously nude and shiny with oil, strut indoors and up a staircase arm-in-arm. In a second floor sitting room, the girls find luckier-than-lucky Mark Ashley awaiting them while seated on a bright yellow leather couch. The girls literally pounce on Mark and are soon sharing his massive cock while giving him two-girls-on-one-dick fellatio. Sweet! The girls also go one-on-one with his lucky penis as they suck him balls deep. And, they suckle his balls, too. Of course, Mark gets to suckle the girls' tits, kiss their mouths, fondle their hot bodies, and finger-fuck their assholes, too. And, we all get to enjoy a little anal foreplay when Kristina relaxes her sphincter by shoving multiple spit-lubricated fingers deep into her asshole.

Round five--vaginal sex--begins in cowgirl as Alexis straddles Mark and then lowers her pussy down and around his cock in cowgirl. As Mark and Alexis fuck each other with perfectly synchronized moves, Kristina helps out by massaging Alexis asshole, by suckling Mark's balls and rimming his asshole, and by spanking Alexis' massive ass cheeks. Alexis cums like a volcano and then, while Mark continues to ream her pussy, she turns her attention to Kristina's asshole and finger-fucks and licks it. As vaginal sex continues to progress, the girls take turns fucking Mark in cowgirl, kneeling doggie, and missionary. I think the climax of round five occurs toward the end of the scene when Kristina lies on her back in mish and takes Mark's cock balls deep as he plunges in-and-out of her at redline speed. During this segment, Mark pulls out of Kristina's asshole and spends some time multiple-finger-fucking her asshole. He makes her squirt! Then, he slides his cock into her gushing cunt and fucks her as wave after wave of pleasure crash through her insatiable body. No matter what position the trio uses, they work very well as a unit...their chemistry is unmistakable and the girls go wild with each other. Best of all, the girls' orgasms are intense and frequent.

To end this incredible scene, the girls lie cheek-to-cheek as Mark jacks his load all over their faces and into their mouths. The girls kiss to cum swap and then Kristina swallows. Even though Mark is finished, the girls aren't. So, they 16-finger-fuck Kristina's pussy (yes, each girl shoves eight fingers up Kristina's hole!) through another massive orgasm--I thought she was going to have a heart attack. Kristina then makes Alexis the center of attention again as she eats and two-finger-fucks her pussy and strokes her clit until Alexis climaxes yet again. The girls kiss to celebrate and Alexis coos, "I guess you are ready." "I'm ready for any challenge," replies Kristina. Indeed.

Foreplay: Erotic posing, mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, oil/lotion, toy play, spanking, ass grinding (the girls rub their oiled asses together), ass jiggling, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, spitting, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, two-girls-on-one-dick fellatio, deep-throat, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, clit jacking, anal massage, anal multiple-finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: Anal finger fucking; DP with cock/fingers and two sets of fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; girls swallow.

Sex rating: 5.00 (points actually total 5.35!)
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.50

What I Liked Most:

• The setup is extremely erotic and visually compelling setup. The location...and, particularly, its use...is first-rate.
• The girls' use of oil on each other's bodies is fucking amazing!
• The girls perform fellatio on a toy before using it to fuck each other during foreplay.
• Alexis and Kristina do pussy-to-mouth on the lucky toy during foreplay and during girl/girl sex.
• Alexis does an outstanding job using naughty vocabulary.
• Kristina rims Alexis asshole while Alexis fucks Mark in cowgirl.
• Alexis' orgasm in cowgirl is outstanding.
• The trio makes good use of love trains. For example, Kristina sits on and fucks Marks face while Alexis fucks him in cowgirl.
• The trio uses round robin sex in cowgirl: the girls take turns riding him.
• Mark fucks the girls at redline speed in cowgirl.
• Alexis chokes Kristina's throat to increase her pleasure--and make her cum--in cowgirl.
• Mark and Alexis eat Kristina's pussy and rim her asshole between positions.
• Kristina has a massive orgasm during kneeling doggie. Kristina, you made my fucking day!
• Alexis kneels and straddles Kristina while Kristina lays on her back. Meanwhile, Mark eats and fucks Alexis' pussy from behind. Alexis juicy cunt liberally coats Mark's dick; her orgasm is deafening. (The girls spit swap during this segment.)
• Kristina straddles Alexis--both girls in kneeling doggie--so that Mark can take turns eating and fucking their stacked pussies.
• There's great girl/girl action throughout scene.
• Alexis masturbates herself to orgasm between positions while Kristina rims and finger-fucks her asshole (Kristina laps up Alexis' girl juice and does ATM on her ass-covered finger).
• Kristina two finger-fucks Alexis' asshole while Mark fucks Alexis' pussy in mish. Thus, Alexis gets double penetrated and cums as a result!
• Alexis "manhandles" Kristina during vaginal mish with Mark...she chokes her throat and slaps her face. And, Alexis talks extremely naughty to increase Kristina's pleasure.
• Mark multiple finger-fucks Kristina and makes her squirt in mish.
• Mark pops in the girls' mouths…they cumswap and Kristina swallows.
• After Mark cums, the girls 16-finger-fuck Kristina's pussy through another massive orgasm. Kristina then makes Alexis the center of attention again as she eats and two-finger-fucks her pussy and strokes her clit until Alexis climaxes yet again.

What Could Have Been Better:

• There are too many oblique camera angles that make it appear like the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.
• Many camera movements are jerky instead of smooth and fluid.
• There are missing transitions between positions.

Scene 2

Scene Type: All girl threesome/anal
Performers: Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Asa Akira.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Two begins as the girls ride in the back seat of an SUV to the scene's location. While munching on some nachos, the girls chat about how they met...on the set of Buttwoman. Thoughtfully, the video then cuts to some behind-the-scenes footage from their first encounter, in July 2008. Believe it or not, the girls shoot cigarette lighters out of their assholes! And, they use a candlestick--with a lit candle--as a sex toy to fuck Kristina's ample ass cleavage! To up the ante, Alexis then positions a filled water bottle between her ass cheeks and then, using only her ass cheeks, she squeezes the bottle until a stream of water shoots out it it. Amazing!

When Alexis and Kristina reach the location, they pile into an elevator and ascend to a gym that is on an upper level. Wearing hot color-coordinated workout clothes that do very little to hide the girls' magnificent bodies, they work up a sweat by exercising on various machines. They move in a synchronous choreographed manner that looks more like a drill team show than a workout! They even work out in front of a mirror so that we get to see both sides at once! What a sight to behold! While the girls exercise, sexy Asa Akira walks to the same building, ascends to the gym, and begins her workout. Kristina and Alexis notice sexy Asa and her erotic movements. Of course, they immediately decide "I want her" and give her come-hither looks. Asa takes the bait and proves to the other girls that she, too, means business by opening her purse and showing them the massive arsenal of sex toys that it contains.

Within seconds, the girls are digging in Asa's bag of tricks and retrieving some wicked-looking toys, including a vibrating cone that Alexis quickly begins to ride. Meanwhile, all the girls kiss, caress, spank, suckle, and undress each other. After a while, the girls pull other toys from the toy bag and use them to masturbate and to fuck each other's pussies and assholes in a wide variety of positions, including several double-penetrations (see lists below). Although the girls spend some time alone and one-on-one, they spend most of their time as a trio (like a three-headed sex machine) as they zero-in on one girl and then fuck her ferociously through multiple orgasms! And, they use their fingers and tongues on each other, too. The orgasms begin soon...and continue unabated throughout the rest of this totally amazing scene.

I hesitate to tell you any more about this rocking, edgy, completely outrageous, no-holes-barred, and repeatedly-orgasmic scene. But, I will add one more all important point: this scene won the 2011 AVN Award for Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene. Oh, and by the way, I voted for this scene in the same category!

Foreplay: Erotic dancing/posing, workout, mutual stripping, ass jiggling, kissing, toy play, spanking, tit squeezing, caressing/groping, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie; DP with two toys, toy/fingers, and two sets of fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly
Pop: NA

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.20

What I Liked Most:

• There's a nice flashback to the girls' first-ever scene together.
  • The girls use a candle stick (lit candle) and water bottles as sex toys during this flashback.
• The musical soundtrack during the scene setup is very effective.
• The scene set-up is very creative.
• The videographer creatively used mirrors during the girls' workout/dancing sequence during the scene set-up.
• Excellent chemistry develops during set-up and continues unabated throughout scene…the girls REALLY want to give each other untold pleasure and they encourage each other with language so salty that it would make a sailor bluish!
• Alexis rides a cone-shaped vibrator during foreplay...the girls also use an arsenal of other toys to great effect.
• Alexis' use of naughty language is awesome.
• Kristina's orgasm during mish causes her juicy pussy to cream all over Alexis' toy.
• Alexis finger-fucks Asa to orgasm as they sit facing each other.
• The girls form a love train…each kneels on the floor and pleases the girl in front of her with fingers, toys, and tongue.
• Alexis gets DPd in kneeling doggie with toy (pussy) and finger (asshole).
• There is excellent and very enthusiastic rimming…Asa nearly suffocates herself shoving her face deep into Alexis' ass cheeks.
• Alexis straddles Asa's face and fucks it…she makes herself cum!
• The sex is edgy and includes spit-swapping, slapping, spanking, and choking.
• The girls make stringers during cunnilingus.
• Asa and Alexis four-finger-fuck Kristina's pussy in mish; Kristina gets DPd with as many as five fingers (pussy) and three fingers (asshole). As you can imagine, her orgasm is volcanic.
• Kristina also takes a fingers (pussy) and vibrator (ass) DP as well as a two-toy DP. Kristina experiences an amazing screaming orgasm; Asa does ATM on the toy.
• Alexis and Kristina repeatedly share 69 (Kristina four-finger-fucks Alexis through a massive orgasm).
• The girls share really hot threeway kisses.
• The girls work VERY well together as an incredibly-effective pleasure machine.
• The girls make very effective use of a magic wand to pleasure each other…each girl gets to experience it when the others make her the center of attention. Asa's screaming orgasm is amazing and continues to make her body convulse even after the toy is removed from her clit.
• Kristina six-finger-fucks Asa to orgasm in kneeling doggie (Asa does PTM on Kristina's fingers).
• The girls use several very creative positions.
• Asa fucks Kristina's asshole with a bulbous glass butt plug in mish while DPing her cunt with two fingers: Asa wields it with her mouth…Kristina's orgasm causes her body to convulse uncontrollably.
• Asa gives Kristina an ass-gasm in kneeling doggie.

What Could Have Been Better:

• There are too many oblique camera angles that make it appear like the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.
• The lighting leaves much to be desired. There is some over- and under-exposed footage.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Alexis Texas, Erik Everhard

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: In Scene Three, Alexis goes one-on-one in the ring with Erik Everhard. The scene begins, as did Scene Two, in the back seat of an SUV as the girls are driven to their next location, an airport. Meanwhile, they eat junk food (Kristina tries to dee-throat a churro) and provide hilarious answers to director Mason's off-the-wall questions.

When the girls reach the airport, Kristina boards a helicopter and ascends into the air (nice aerial footage of Los Angeles) as she makes her way to Scene Four. As Kristina looks out the window, she spies her friend Alexis poolside in the back yard of a hillside home. Dressed in a miniscule bikini, Alexis struts her stuff erotically as we watch lustfully from numerous angles. Of course, since this is an Alexis Texas scene, and integral part of "strutting her stuff" includes to-die-for ass jiggling. And, of course, there's lots of stripping and teasing, too. Perhaps best of all, however, is the footage in which someone off-screen squirts a copious amount of oil--and then water--onto Alexis' magnificent jiggling ass cheeks. Is there anything prettier than oiled-up female flesh? Be still my heart!

Eventually, Alexis' stroll leads us indoors, where lucky Erik Everhard is awaiting in a modern-furnished living room. Since both Alexis and Erik know what they want, they spend no time on dialog. Instead, they immediately embrace and begin to share passionate kisses while they caress and squeeze each other, strip off their clothes, fondle each other's genitals, and ignite each other's fires. Erik quickly zeroes-in on Alexis' amazing ass. He spanks her cheeks and then buries his face between them so that he can ravenously eat her box while she pants and groans with real pleasure and jiggles her butt cheeks to, in effect, fuck his face with her pussy. After a while, Erik adds his fingers to the mix so that he can skillfully eat and finger-fuck her through her first (of many) orgasm of the scene.

Of course, foreplay wouldn't be complete without fellatio. Alexis knows that and gives Erik an amazing blowjob that includes lots of deep-throating, jawbreakers, balls gobbling, and slobber. And, she uses her practiced hands to give him a double-fisted handjob. Meanwhile, Erik bends over to spank Alexis' ass and finger-fuck her pussy and she pleases herself by jacking her clit.

Before they move on to in-and-out action, Erik bends Alexis over into doggie so that he can fuck her generous ass cleavage with his lucky cock. Then, he aligns his cock to her pussy and allows her to do the insertion by wiggling her ass as she pushes back to force him ever deeper into her insatiable cunt. Once he's balls deep, the two fuck each other with abandon. Meanwhile, Alexis turns up the heat by talking deliciously nasty and Erik intensifies her pleasure by spanking her world-class ass and by frantically stroking her clit. "You're gonna make me cum!" she squeals. Believe me, the after-shocks of her orgasm must have been felt 100 miles away! But, neither she nor Erik is satisfied. So, they continue to wildly fuck vaginally in numerous orgasm-inducing positions (see list below). As always, Alexis is a fantastic fuck. In particular, her moves in cowgirl, doggie, and spoon are breathtaking. And, she gets her sloshy pussy double-penetrated during mish: his cock and two of his fingers!

Throughout the scene, Erik takes opportunities to eat Alexis' pussy (he makes her cum with his tongue) and rim her asshole between positions. She, too, gets her mouth involved by giving him insatiable pussy-to-mouth and by sharing open-mouthed kisses with him.

To finish the scene, Erik unleashes his load onto Alexis' face and into her wide-open mouth. She greedily milks sucks him dry. Grateful, Erik again goes down on Alexis' pussy to eat and finger-fuck her through yet another volcanic orgasm.

I love you, Alexis. There's no wonder you're this site's first-ever Must See Girl of the Year.

Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, erotic posing/dancing, ass jiggling, kissing, oil/lotion, masturbation, spanking, tit squeezing, caressing/groping, hair pulling, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple finger-fucking, clit jacking, ass cleavage fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, spoon, on-her-side, on-her-belly, sitting face-to-face (she sits in his lap); double vag: cock/fingers.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth.

Sex rating: 4.95
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.30

What I Liked Most:

• Great scene set-up! It's not often that a helicopter is a prop in a sex scene!
• Erik does an outstanding job of cunnilingus/finger-fucking/rimming. He makes her cum volcanically during foreplay.
• Alexis gives Erik outstanding balls-deep deep-throat fellatio. The blowjob is very slobbery and she does an excellent job of pussy-to-mouth, too. And, she keeps herself happy by masturbating while she sucks his dick.
• As always, Alexis does a great job using naughty vocabulary to inflame Erik's--and our--lust. And, she lets us know how she's feeling: ''You're gonna make me cum with that tongue!"
• Erik fucks Alexis' generous ass cleavage during foreplay. Even though such an action seems so obvious, it's amazing how seldom porn stars do it during their scenes!
• Alexis' all-natural breasts look stupendous as they bounce and dance wildly in reaction to Erik's feverish strokes.
• Alexis' numerous eyes-rolling orgasms made me think she was going to have a heart attack--she's an unbelievable fuck!
• Alexis' moves in cowgirl, doggie, and spoon are breathtaking.
• Erik redlines during cowgirl. The two develop outstanding chemistry during the cowgirl segment.
• Alexis' ass gets covered with lust-induced gooseflesh.
• There is lots of hot open-mouthed kissing and nipple sucking during sex.
• Erik takes multiple opportunities to eat and finger-fuck Alexis' pussy between positions--he even makes her cum with his tongue!
• Alexis takes a double-vag during mish: his cock and two of his fingers.
• Both their bodies glisten with lust-induced sweat.
• Erik chokes Alexis' throat to increase her pleasure during mish.
• Erik massages Alexis' asshole while he fucks her in kneeling doggie.
• After Erik cums in Alexis' mouth and she sucks/milks him dry, he goes down on her pussy and eats/finger-fucks her through yet another awesome body-convulsing orgasm.

What Could Have Been Better:

• There are too many oblique camera angles that make it appear like the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.
• Many camera movements are jerky instead of smooth and fluid.
• I wish there had been some anal sex. I appreciate the rimming and the bit of anal massage, but a little anal finger-fucking would have been better!

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Kristina Rose, Alex Gonz

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: As Scene Three cums to an end, Kristina's helicopter ride is finishing up, too. After Kristina watches a few more minutes of breathtaking scenery, the chopper lands on the airport tarmac. Kristina, dressed in a sizzling black leather outfit and brandishing a leash, emerges from the copter and struts erotically across the airstrip to greet Alex Gonz. The two embrace and kiss and then find themselves transported inside a hanger, next to an airplane that's being serviced. The two continue to make out passionately and up the heat when Alex tugs on Kristina's hair while she gropes the bulge in his pants. Within seconds, the two begin to strip off each other's clothes. As soon as Alex's dick is free, Kristina grabs it and stokes it to full mast. Then, she adds her mouth to the mix to give him outstanding, balls-deep, extremely slobbery, and gag-inducing fellatio that's accompanied by first-class handjob action. Meanwhile, Alex spanks Kristina's ripe ass cheeks and multiple-finger-fucks her asshole to prepare it for his lucky cock (Kristina does ATM on Alex's fingers).

Kristina, without benefit of any cunnilingus, soon mounts Alex in cowgirl, lets him guide his rod into her pussy, and then rides him like the champion she is. Meanwhile, she jacks her clit, screams with delight, and inflames Alex with torrents of naughty vocabulary. Alex intensifies Kristina's pleasure by finger-fucking her asshole and by slapping her face. As the scene unfolds, Alex reams Kristina's vagina in missionary and three other positions (see list below). Kristina, as you might expect, is in heaven as her body climaxes repeatedly...in missionary and when they fuck standing face-to-face. You'll be in heaven, too, as you watch her powerful and erotic fucking moves, as you see her body contort during her powerful orgasms, and as you listen to her moans of genuine pleasure and nasty commentary.

The focus of the scene, however, is Kristina's generous and insatiable asshole. Lucky Alex gets to ream it in numerous positions (see list below). And, Alex DPs her holes, too, by shoving multiple fingers up her asshole while he pounds her cunt with his cock. Kristina, no stranger to ass-gasms, climaxes in missionary, standing doggie, spoon, kneeling doggie, and when they fuck as they lay face-to-face on their sides.

To conclude the scene, Alex cums in Kristina's mouth and then she swallows. Afterward, he multiple-finger-fucks her through two of the most intense orgasms you'll ever see.

Although this scene is definitely hard core and extremely pleasure inducing, I am disappointed that Alex never ate Kristina's pussy. I will never understand guys who neglect cunnilingus. That's why this scene earns a "B" instead of an "A."

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, bondage, spanking, caressing/groping, air pulling, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep throat, stringers, two-finger anal finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, standing doggie, standing face-to-face.
Anal Positions: Missionary, standing doggie, kneeling doggie, laying on their sides face-to-face, finger-fucking; DP with cock/fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.

Sex rating: 4.25
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.30

What I Liked Most:

• Kristina's leather outfit is awesome.
• Kristina gives Alex great gag-inducing deep-throat.
• The location is outstanding…Kristina flies in on a helicopter and then the fuck in an airplane hanger on and around an airplane. She even gets vaginally and anally fucked in missionary while she lays on the wing of a single-engine airplane!
• Alex two-finger-fucks Kristina's asshole while she blows his dick. She does ATM on his fingers.
• Kristina shows off her sexy moves during vaginal cowgirl.
• Kristina makes excellent use of nasty talk ("It's your fucking asshole…just for you to fuck ...anything you want to do…anything for you!" "You know what I need!" "Tell me I'm your little fucking bitch!")
• Kristina takes cock/fingers conventional DPs during cowgirl and kneeling doggie
• Awesome chemistry develops between Kristina and Alex. Kristina is an awesome partner…she really makes Alex know how she's feeling and that she LIKES it!
• The sex is very sweaty.
• Kristina has volcanic ass-gasms during kneeling doggie, face-to-face anal, spoon anal, and standing doggie anal.
• Kristina gives Alex ravenous ATM between positions.
• Alex redlines in anal spoon and mish.
• The couple swap spit during anal spoon and vaginal standing face-to-face.
• Alex does pussy-to-ass in standing doggie.
• Alex cums in Kristina's mouth and then she swallows; afterward, he multiple-finger-fucks her through two of the most intense orgasms you'll ever see.

What Could Have Been Better:

• There are too many oblique camera angles that make it appear like the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.
• There are missing transitions between positions.
• There is some annoying ambient background noise in the audio track.

What I Didn't Like:

• Alex never went down to eat Kristina's pussy. For the life of me, I will never understand guys who forego cunnilingus during sex.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl/girl/anal foursome.
Performers: Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Gracie Glam, Michael Stefano

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Between Scenes Four and Five, Alexis and Kristina, deliciously nude, sit on a bright yellow couch and talk with director Mason, who's behind the camera, about their inspiration for doing Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman. They were signing autographs, each in front of a banner: Alexis' said "Buttwoman" and Kristina's, of course, said "Slutwoman." As you might guess, the girls decided to put the two together and Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman was born.

To begin Scene Five, each of the three girls--Alexis, Kristina, and Gracie Glam--individually dance and pose erotically (Kristina makes good use of a mirror so that we can see both sides at once) to hard-driving music as they share their beautiful bodies with us. Little-by-little, the girls bare their flesh as they move provocatively. They even jiggle their ripe and delectable ass cheeks for us! Of course, we watch close-up-and-personal through the camera's well-aimed lens.

After each girl completes her solo show, the three come together and give us a three-for-the-price of one striptease show. Believe me, you'll find it hard to decide which beautiful undulating body to watch. Thankfully, the camera zeroes-in on one girl at a time on occasion so that we get to see her assets up close.

In due course, the girls start to make out with each other, bumping and grinding their bodies together while dancing in a way guaranteed to make your pussy drip or cock swell. Then, they adjourn to a comfy couch for some first-class all-girl foreplay that includes ravenous kisses, breast worship, cunnilingus, spanking, mild choking, anal massage, finger fucking with as many as eight fingers, and face fucking. Most of this hot female trio is spent focused on Gracie Glam's pleasure: more "seasoned" Kristina and Alexis "attack" relative newcummer Gracie and send her straight to heaven!

With a little more than one-half hour remaining in the scene, Michael Stefano joins the girls and the sex develops into the 2001 AVN Best Group Sex Scene.What more do you need to know? How about the simple fact that this scene earned 5.30 stars on a 5.00 scale? Enough said.

Foreplay: Striptease, erotic dancing and posing, kissing, spanking, ass jiggling, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, three-girl bumping and grinding, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, eight finger-fucking, clit jacking, anal massage, anal finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: DP with cock/fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; the girls cumswap.

Sex rating: 5.00 (points actually total 5.30)
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.40

What I Liked Most:

• The outfits the girls wear are extremely hot and sexy.
• All three girls give us very hot posing/dancing shows during the scene set-up. Kristina makes great use of a mirror during her striptease.
• Very nice use is made of the palatial modern home used as the location.
• All three completely-natural bodies are gorgeous.
• The girls do three-girl bumping/grinding/kissing/caressing and enjoy an all-girl threeway before Michael joins them.
• Outstanding chemistry is evident among the three girls throughout the scene. Alexis and Kristina take it upon themselves to teach Gracie how to cum like a "fucking slut." Wait until you hear Kristina's step-by-step instructions to Gracie while Alexis frantically eats and eight-finger-fucks Gracie's cunt to a massive orgasm!
• Alexis sits on Gracie's face and fucks it while jiggling her amazing ass cheeks.
• Kristina eight-finger-fucks Gracie's pussy during foreplay. Meanwhile, Alexis strokes Gracie's clit and suckles her toes and nipples.
• Alexis finger-fucks Gracie to orgasm and then she and Kristina suck her fingers clean.
• The performers form love trains on several occasions.
• The girls eat, slap, choke, kiss each other, pull each other's hair, fuck each other's faces, swap spit, suckle each other's feet, and do everything they can to pleasure each other while Michael fucks one of them.
• Kristina and Alexis do an excellent job of inflaming everybody's lust with nasty commentary.
• Kristina strokes Michael's cock while it pistons in-and-out of Gracie's pussy.
• Michael so enjoys himself that he constantly redlines in the girls' pussies.
• Kristina's moves are always amazingly energetic…and her numerous orgasms are, too.
• The girls do pussy-to-mouth for each other; they also share 69 during sex. And, they sit on--and fuck--Michael's lucky face.
• Michael often gets to enjoy two or more girls sucking his cock at the same time.
• There is lots of spit-swapping during the scene.
• Michael gets to take turns fucking the girls' pussies to orgasm, round-robin style, in kneeling doggie.
• Gracie takes a cock (pussy) and two-finger (asshole) DP during kneeling doggie…she cums.
• Alexis finger-fucks gracie to orgasm while Michael fucks Kristina to a simultaneous orgasm.
• Gracie makes stringers from her mouth to Alexis' cunt during cunnilingus.
• Alexis' moves during girl/girl cunnilingus with Gracie defy words...Alexis cums hard.
• Alexis uses her feet to choke Kristina's throat while Michael fucks Kristina's pussy to orgasm in doggie.
• Gracie finger-fucks Kristina's pussy to an intense orgasm while Alexis pounds Michael's cock in cowgirl.
• Michael feeds each girl some of his semen as they kneel at his feet and turn their open mouths up to receive his bounty. The girls then share threeway kisses to cumswap and Gracie swallows.

What Could Have Been Better:

• There are too many oblique camera angles that make it appear like the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.
• There should have been more anal sex. A little finger fucking? That's all? Especially when Kristina Rose is cast in the scene?

Extras

The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a full-motion chapter selector; multiple chapters per sex scene; a six and one-half minute self-running slide show of pretty-girl, hard, and soft photos accompanied by music; a nearly six-minute-long cumshot recap reel; trailers for four Elegant Angel movies; phone sex ads; website logon information; and a nearly thirteen-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The BTS contains intriguing after-sex "debriefings" of the scenes that include unscripted conversations by the girls and guys; lots of footage of bare-assed-naked female flesh; very interesting impromptu on-the-set interviews of the cast members; and footage of the girls masturbating; and outtakes from the sex scenes. This selection of extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three stars.

Final Thoughts

The best things about Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman include:

• the incendiary cast. Even though there are only four girls in the cast (Alexis, Kristina, Asa, and Gracie), each of them gives 150% to her partners and to the sex. Out-fucking-standing.
• the movie's theme. Just the thought of Alexis and Kristina, two of my Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls, "duking" it out in a fuckfest to determine pornstar of the world is just, well, invigorating!
• the emphasis on group sex in which the girls outnumber the guys!
• the edginess and extreme pleasure-inducing nature of the sex. Wow! This is what porn is all about!
• the post-pop female orgasms. In several scenes, the guy gives the girl an additional orgasm after he cums. I LIKE that idea.
• the locations and how well those locations are used during the scenes.
• the opening segments in each scene. Nobody choreographs teases better than director Mason. The two scenes that feature Kristina's helicopter ride in their opening segments are noteworthy, too.
• the musical soundtrack. Although the music drops away after each scene's setup, I am impressed at how well the audio supports the on-screen visuals during the opening segments.

Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman could have been better if:

• the videography had met mainstream standards instead of falling back on trite "pornisms" like oblique camera angles, jerky camera movements, insufficient lighting, and transition-less edits.

Things I didn't like about Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman include:

• Alex Gonz' refusal to eat Kristina's pussy in Scene Four.

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.84
Average video rating: 4.20
Average audio rating: 3.90
Average production values rating: 4.34
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 4.50

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)