Bad News Bitches #4
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Release date:
June 10, 2009 -
Runtime:
3h 18m -
Cast:
Tory Lane|Audrey Bitoni|Kayla Carrera|Alexis Texas|Joe Loughlin|Brynn Tyler|Ashli Orion|Jordan Kingsley|London Keys|Kagney Linn Karter
Bad News Bitches 4 is a very appealing feature that includes six sex scenes as well as lots of softball-related plot development. Although I have not had the pleasure of seeing or reviewing the previous three episodes of the series, it appears to me that this movie builds upon the story inherent in Bad News Bitches 3.
The plot revolves around Slick Rhodes, a rich aging curmudgeon who is plagued by nightmares featuring luscious Penny Flame. You might ask why somebody would be distressed about a dream featuring Penny Flame. Wouldn't that be a delightful wet dream? Alas, Slick dreams that Penny fucks him with an oversized dildo! Why? Because Slick owns an all-male minor league softball team and Penny and her all-girl team beat the shit out of his guys. So, in reality, Penny did fuck him!
After one particularly grueling nightmare-plagued night, Slick confesses his dream to his attorney, Billy Glide. Billy does some research and soon has a suggestion for Slick...a devious way he can gain vengeance against Penny. Billy explains that he knows that Penny's cousin, Alexis Texas, attends a very exclusive all-girl college and that the college is behind in paying its taxes. All Slick has to do, says Billy, is pay the taxes and then foreclose on the college. Alexis will be fucked...and it will all be Penny's fault.
Slick follows Billy's suggestion and is soon in the office of Nina Hartley, the school President. Slick springs the news on unsuspecting Nina and orders her to vacate the property within a week. Devastated, Nina goes to tell her girls the bad news while they're in class. As Alexis hears the story unfold, she realizes that her cousin Penny's nemesis, Slick, is behind it. Alexis contacts Penny and the two agree that the only way to defeat Slick is by betting the school on a softball game...his team against the school's. Penny stops by President Nina Hartley's office and explains her strategy. Sadly, Nine reports, the small all-girl college has no team. So, Penny agrees to help whip the girls into shape so that they can defeat Slick and reclaim their school.
Penny then visits the girls, while they goof around in T.J. Cummings' class, to give them a pep talk. Penny implores them to get to know each other, to learn to trust one another. How? By fucking the shit out of each other in a riotous nine-girl orgy!
After the girls form a "cohesive" unit--and release all their pent-up lust, they realize they need a coach. Tory, who knows a little about softball, is aware of a burned out and drunken coach, played by Randy Spears. So, Alexis and her classmate, the unbelievably curvaceous Kagney Linn Karter, seek out Randy and win his support. After finding Randy in a filthy and dilapidated trailer, the girls sober him up, give him a bath, and then double-team him in a raucous threeway love fest that pits two blond sex machines against the oh-so-lucky aging coach. Hot!
Randy works with the girls and finds absolutely no talent whatsoever. Even so, he stalwartly teaches them and works them so hard that they're soon drenched in sweat. So, a group of three (Ashli Orion, Brynne Tyler, and adorable London Keys) decide to take a post-practice shower. Of course, we get to watch as they soap each other down...and take on two of the janitors!
Randy recognizes some promise in 2007 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Tory Lane and sends her for some private tutoring with two of his colleagues, Ben English and Marco Banderas. After helping Tory work out for a while, Ben and Marco get paid handsomely when Tory lets them fuck both her insatiable holes at the same time!
One of the coeds, rich-bitch Audrey Bitoni, can't think of anything better to do than whine to her teacher, T.J. Cummings, about the state of the school and how her classmates hate her. So, she invites T.J. to her palatial home, greets him wearing a first-class--slut outfit, and then gives him a foot job you won't believe! Frankly, I've never seen what's so special about Audrey Bitoni. Yeah, she can fuck using moves that would give the Pope a hard-on. But, she never cums. Ever! But, nobody could ever please a cock with her feet better than Audrey. And, she gives him a world-class blowjob before fucking him, too.
Toward the end of the movie, the girls see the writing on the wall...they simply cannot win by skill alone. They have to cheat! So, Jordan Kingsley and Kayla Carrera break into Slick's house to steal his team dossier. After the girls locate Slick's secret files, attorney Billy Glide catches them red handed. To avoid prosecution, the girls, as you might expect, give Billy a wild and wonderful ride as they give him both of their bodies at once. In a particularly amusing aside, the girls manage to read Slick's team dossier while they fuck Billy...while one girl fucks him and keeps his attention focused on her, the other girl reads each player's stats.
At long last, the girls' team meets Slick's boy's team on the field on honor. Honor? Not likely since the girls have virtually no talent and even less skill. But, they do know how to distract men. So, while the guys pitch, bat, and field, the girls hike up their blouses, stroke their pussies with bats, and even masturbate while writhing naked on the ground. The result? The girls win... and set up Slick for even more terrifying nightmares.
Bad News Bitches 4 is lots of fun. The plot is creative, cute, and well acted. The locations, sets, and fuckin' hot wardrobe (especially the schoolgirl outfits) are effective and well utilized. The cast is superb (including Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Tory Lane and legendary Nina Hartley [in a non-sex role]) and most of the sex is very good. On the other hand--and I mean this in the most positive way--I think that director Joe Loughlin bit off more than he and his crew could chew. For example, the camerawork and editing are extremely amateurish. And, the stock video footage of mammoth softball arenas clash with the reality of the neighborhood dirt softball field in which the game was actually played.
Bottom line? Bad News Bitches 4 is a great story that, unfortunately, wasn't professionally captured or edited. I really liked this movie and watched it three times instead of my usual twice. It's particularly worth seeing for the plot and the superb all-girl orgy. And, the two boy/girl/girl threesomes and the shower scene are top-notch, too. Too bad the video is so sub par. In any case...enjoy the sex and plot, but don't expect Spielberg.
Check out some photos of the girls in Bad News Bitches 4 here. I captured an extraordinary number of screen shots so that you can get a good idea of the fun that takes place in this movie. When you check out the photos, pay particular attention to the shots of "game day" and how the girls distract to win! Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Bad News Bitches 4 can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2009.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Nine-girl orgy/anal.
Performers: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keys, Tory Lane
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: After Alexis hears that Slick Rhodes is planning to foreclose on her alma mater, she contacts her cousin Penny Flame (Slick's nemesis and the focus of his nightmares) and asks for help. Penny immediately recognizes Slick's attempt at retribution and offers to help Alexis and her college coed sisters defeat Slick at his own game...softball, of course. So, Penny drops by one of Alexis' classes, fires up the girls with talk of their school's salvation by forming a killer all-girl softball team, and then suggests that the best way to become a cohesive and winning team is for all the girls to really get to know each other. How? By participating in a massive nine girl orgy! You've got to admit that Penny's idea really has merit. So, after Penny applies just a bit of encouragement, the nine girls are soon stark naked and pleasing each other in every conceivable Sapphic way using tongues, fingers, and a variety of toys...including a high-powered "magic wand." Of course, female orgasms abound as the girls fuck and "girlhandle" each other in ways that would make guys blush. The girls pair off, form trios, gang up on one center-of-attention girl, change partners and enjoy, in every sense of the word, a true no-holes-barred orgy that simply must be seen to be believed. Frankly, I loved this estrogen-soaked scene so much that I watched it several times. I suggest that you do the same. Believe me, each time you'll see something new and exciting!
Foreplay: Kissing, toy play, masturbation, caressing/groping, tit sucking and squeezing, stripping, mutual stripping, hair pulling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking, face fucking, spanking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: Kneeling doggie/DP with fingers/toy.
Girl cums: Too many orgasms to count.
Pop: NA
Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 1.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.50
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Scene 2
Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threesome
Performers: Alexis Texas, Kagney Linn Karter, Randy Spears
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Classmates Alexis Texas and Kagney Linn Karter seek out ex-coach Randy Spears and find him in a filthy and dilapidated trailer. The girls beg Randy to train them and make sure he knows it will be worth his while to do so. After Randy sobers up a bit, he shows up at the girls' house and they immediately notice his unearthly stench. So, they give him a bath, comment on how much better he looks--and smells!--after being bathed, and then double-team him in a raucous threeway love fest that pits two blond sex machines against the oh-so-lucky aging coach. The trio shares lots of lust-escalating foreplay, including kissing, tit-worship, fellatio, cunnilingus, and spanking. And, the girls find time to masturbate, too. When everybody's lust is insatiable, they move on to sex so that Randy can explore the depths of each girl's moist and accommodating pussy in several positions (see list below). Throughout the in-and-out action, Alexis does and absolutely superb job of fucking and getting fucked. In particular, you'll love how she jiggles her ass cheeks while she fucks Randy in cowgirl. Kagney, too, gives an incendiary performance. Her moves are high-energy, sexy, and cause her to cum repeatedly. Toward the end of the scene, Randy pumps his semen into Kagney Linn's mouth and then the girls cum-swap and swallow. This is an excellent scene populated by two gorgeous blonds who really know how to fuck. You'll wish you were Randy!
Foreplay: Bathing, kissing, masturbation, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, spanking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; girls cum swap.
Sex rating: 4.85
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.30
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Scene 3
Scene Type: One boy/girl/girl threesome plus a second boy/girl duo.
Performers: Ashli Orion, Brynn Tyler, Evan Stone, Jenner, London Keys.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Randy coaches the girls through an extremely disappointing practice and, as you might expect, the girls get mighty hot and sweaty. So, after practice is over, three of the girls...Ashli Orion, Brynn Tyler, and London Keys...decide to hit the showers. First, however, they head to the locker room where they exchange good-natured banter while stripping off their practice clothes. In due course, they head for the communal shower, rinse off, and then soap each other up. Damn, watching them wash each others' bodies is hot! (Be sure to check out the pictures here.) Of course, soapy caresses soon morph into some extremely hot masturbation and girl/girl/girl action. After a while, two janitors, Evan Stone and Jenner, walk into the locker room to mop up. Unaware that there are some girls in the shower, the guys get to work. Soon, however, they hear the girls giggling in the shower. So, they, of course, spy on the three luscious girls...and like what they see. Sight, however, simply isn't enough. So, the guys barge into the shower, confront the girls, and threaten to tell the dean that they were making out in the shower. To prevent the guys from turning them in, the girls eagerly agree to fuck the shit out of them. So, the three girls and two guys break into two groups: a threesome composed of Brynn, London, and Evan, and a coupling of Ashli and Jenner. During the next 40 minutes, each group explores new heights of pleasure using multiple foreplay techniques and numerous vaginal positions including oh-so-sexy piledriver and stacked cowgirl (the two girls straddle each other so that Evan can take turns fucking one pussy and then the other). Naughty Ashli even gets her pussy double-stuffed when Jenner shoves four fingers up her cunt while he plows her pussy. Since I'm a fan of gushing pussies, I was particularly impressed by both Brynn and Ashli, who each squirt copious amounts of girl juice. Frankly, I loved just about every second of the sex in this scene, but was particularly impressed by Ashli Orion. I haven't seen her very often, but I've got to admit that she's hot as hell. And, she's damned edgy, too. As the scene unfolds, the girls cum frequently and, at the end, the guys do, too. Jenner cums on Ashli's face and into her mouth. Like a good slut, she swallows. Evan cums directly into London's mouth, but manages to squirt a bit onto her belly, too. Then, London sucks Evan dry, licks his wayward semen off of Brynn's belly, and then cum swaps with Brynn. This is an outstanding scene. I was literally in heaven for nearly 50 minutes! By the way, even though the "highest" score for a scene is five stars, this one actually earned 5.3 points!
Foreplay: Kissing, stripping, mutual stripping, masturbation, showering, mutual soaping, caressing/groping, spanking, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, jaw breakers, cunnilingus, multiple-finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, spoon, on-her-side, piledriver, stacked cowgirl.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; Ashli swallows Jenner's seed; London spit-swaps Evan's cum with Brynn.
Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 3.00
Production values rating: 4.30
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Scene 4
Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl/threesome/anal.
Performers: Ben English, Marco Banderas, Tory Lane
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: During softball practice, Tory Lane tries her best to bat, but she just isn't any good. Bound and determined to be the best batter on the team, she asks couch Randy to get her some special tutoring. So, Randy gives her the name and contact information of a couple of his friends, Ben English and Marco Banderas. Tory gives them a call and they agree to coach her...at their gym. Tory arrives at the appointed hour at the gym for her tutoring and the guys spend a few minutes putting her through her paces on several gym machines (Tory looks fucking hot in her skimpy workout clothes while she exercises on the machines.). As you might expect, the guys soon extract their "payment" from Tory by taking both of her oh-so-willing holes. Sadly, this scene unfolds along the same line as so many less-than-adequate boy/boy/girl scenes: i.e., girl sucks dicks one at a time; girl gets fucked up the pussy while blowing the other guy's dick; girl gets fucked up the ass while sucking the other guy's dick; girl gets both holes reamed at the same time; and girl gets her face splattered with two shots of cum. Sadly, the girl's pussy is never eaten and girl never cums. End of story. Boring. And, the outcome of this so unfulfilling scene is especially sad for me because Tory Lane was one of my very first Must-See Girls in 2007. And, she tried so hard throughout the scene. But, the guys failed her. So, by my way of thinking, this scene is definitely not must-see. Sigh.
Foreplay: Caressing/groping, mutual stripping, exercise workout, masturbation, tit squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, multiple-finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl; Cowgirl DP.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Double facial.
Sex rating: 3.00
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.80
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Scene 5
Scene Type: Boy/girl/foot fetish.
Performers: Audrey Bitoni, T.J. Cummings
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Audrey Bitoni, who plays the rich bitch in the class, doesn't like it when the other girls make fun of her lack of softball prowess. So, she insists that her teacher, T.J. Cummings, drop by her home so that she can unload her frustrations on him...and seduce him, too. Audrey greets T.J. dressed in a Whore 101 outfit (definitely sexy stuff!) that shows off her curves and hard body to its best. Then, while snuggling up to him on a couch, she spends a bit of time whining about her alleged troubles. After a few minutes, Audrey instructs T.J. to massage her feet...with oil, no less. T.J. grudgingly agrees and is soon giving his heart and soul to the worship of Audrey's fishnet-pantyhose-clad sexy feet. As the scene progresses, Audrey repays T.J. by giving his cock an unbelievable workout with her feet (be sure to check out the photos here. After this truly remarkable foot-fetish action, Audrey does a superb job blowing and stroking T.J.'s lucky cock. But, he never reciprocates by going down on her pretty pussy. In due course, they move on to vaginal sex in a three positions and engage in some rather pedestrian in-and-out action...sex that never rewards Audrey with an orgasm. To end the scene, T.J. pops, as you might expect given the theme of the scene, on Audrey's foot. I didn't find this scene very fulfilling. Instead, it's, well, yawn! Maybe it's because I'm really not into feet. If you are, you might enjoy the scene a lot more than I did. Again, check out the screen captures and see what you think.
Foreplay: Foot massage, suckling, footjob, kissing, body licking, oil/lotion, mutual stripping, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling.
Vaginal Positions: Reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Foot.
Sex rating: 2.80
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.10
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Scene 6
Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threesome.
Performers: Kayla Carrera, Jordan Kingsley, Billy Glide.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Teammates Jordan and Kayla break into Slick's bedroom, riffle through his nightstand, and find his file of player stats and secret information. Slick's attorney, Billy Glide, catches them in the act as they peruse the proprietary data. Fearing jail time for breaking and entering, the girls soon offer to be Billy's play toys, give him a hot two-girls-on-one-dick deep-throat-intensive blowjob (check out the screen captures here), stroke his dick with their hands, and spend some time masturbating their own pussies. As the scene unfolds, the threesome moves on to vaginal sex and pleasure themselves in missionary, reverse- and side-saddle-cowgirl, doggie, and spoon. Throughout the scene, the girls do their share of the fucking using erotic and sexy moves. And, they pleasure themselves and each other, too. Toward the end of the scene, Billy pops into Kayla's mouth and then the girls cum swap and swallow. Overall, this is a very enjoyable scene...but nothing as hot as the scorching-hot sex in Scenes One, Two, and Three.
Foreplay: Masturbation, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep throat, stringers.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth facial; girls cum swap.
Sex rating: 4.70
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.40
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An extremely small selection of Extras accompanies Bad News Bitches 4. In addition to a full-motion chapter selector, the DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains multiple chapters per scene, an 04:20 "Behind the Scenes Featurette" that is really the closing credits of the movie, and a five-minute self-running slide show. Hardly worth the effort. Two stars.
The best things about Bad News Bitches 4 include:
Bad News Bitches 4 could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Bad News Bitchesinclude:
Recap
Overall sex rating: 4.23
Overall video rating: 2.92
Overall audio rating: 3.58
Production values rating: 4.07