The Movie

It's not exactly false advertising, but you'll forgive me if I thought Brown Eyed Girl was going to have a different theme than Latina women.

Not that I'm complaining. The ladies are pretty, the sex is good and ethnic pride isn't a bad thing – I just assumed this was going to be an anal DVD and I don't think I'm alone.

Scene 1: Alexis Love

All the scenes start off the same, for the most. Love begins with a brief interview, undresses and starts playing with herself before she's joined on-camera by her co-star.

This nice-looking brunette has small, natural breasts and a shaved pussy, but her real talents lie in the bedroom.

She starts things off with a sloppy blow job before her partner takes over and starts her riding his dick cowgirl style.

She is willing, if not energetic, throughout and rolls through doggie style, missionary and reverse cowgirl, even doing pussy to mouth.

Those tits get a bath at the end as she takes a pop shot across the chest and rubs it in for the camera.

Scene 2: Savana Lane and Misti Love

It's a hot two-on-one as Lane and Love start off touching themselves before moving on to the bedroom to play hide the big black dick.

After switch hit blow jobs, they team up for a double and each gets their pussy and asshole licked by their guy.

Savana seems more into the sex here than Misti, who has a bored look on her face when she doesn't think the camera is on her.

Each girl takes a turn eating pussy while getting fucked from behind and things stay loose and sweaty before they get splashed on the face with man goo.

Scene 3: Isabella Summers

A pretty girl with small natural tits, Isabella is treated to some finger fucking to get her into the scene. Unfortunately for the viewer, it doesn't work.

Sexy as all get out, the Cuban bombshell seems taken with the camera in all the wrong ways.

Throughout the scene, even when the sex gets hot, Isabella keeps looking at the camera and it doesn't draw the viewer in, but isolates her. She's not thinking about the sex any more than she's thinking about her car-alarm moaning – Ahnn...Ahnnn...Ahnn.

She only really seems to like what she's getting during a seamless transition from doggie style to reverse cowgirl, but it's not long before she's looking at the camera again. After a pop shot, which she swallows, it's over.

Scene 4: Renae Cruz

Polar opposite is sexy Renae Cruz, who looks at the camera like she wants to fuck it when she's through with the guy.

Her interview is cut short when a dick appears and she can't wait to get it in her mouth. It's a hot scene from the start and Cruz keeps it going with enthusiasm.

After a torrid blow job, she rides her man every which way, sucking balls, getting pounded from behind and ending it all with a cum shot across the face.

Scene 5: Veronica Vega

Looking a bit like Maya Rudolph, Vega deserves the last scene on the disc, going out with a bang atop Lee Stone.

Credit where credit is due, Stone makes this one stand out with a mid-air 69 and holding Vega up while he's fucking her.

Not that she isn't the focus of the scene. Vega makes all the right noises in all the right places to convey that she's enjoying the hell out of the sex.

When they get into it doggie style, her groans and grunts are key to the scene's heat and it's little wonder Lee can't hold back much longer before unleashing a steady spurt on her face.

Video:

Shot in fullscreen and indoors, Brown Eyed Girl looks OK, but not outstanding. The lighting does keep everything accessible to the eye, but none of it is groundbreaking.

Audio:

Here's a problem – often the music would overtake the interview before the sex. What's the point in talking or trying to set a mood if you're going to trample on it with repetitive music?

Extras:

There are trailers, a cum-shot recap and a behind the scenes featurette that is largely useless. It's all interviews and no sex. No offense, but I doubt anybody is buying this thing to learn where the girls are from.

In Other Words...:

Good looking women cannot save some lackluster performances and a bare-bones disc. Brown Eyed Girl is lucky to have the talents of Vega and Cruz, who salvage the momentum. If you want to see for yourself, Rent It.