And the Winner Is… Dyanna Lauren
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Release date:
April 15, 2003 -
Cast:
Alexis Christian|Janine|Dyanna Lauren|Teri Weigel|Stephanie Swift|Anastasia Blue|Gina Ryder
The Feature:
Yeah baby, more porn to review! Today's review is for Vivid's latest compilation starring Dyanna Lauren, appropriately titled, "And the Winner is… Dyanna Lauren." Now, if you didn't already know it was coming (pun intended), it's Kleenex time!
The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 10 scenes with a total running time of around 105 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:
Scene #1 – Dyanna Lauren w/ Bobby Vitale
Oral/fingers for Dyanna. Blowjob for Bobby. More oral for Dyanna. Doggy, missionary, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #2 – Dyanna Lauren w/ Jon Dough
She masturbates, and blows Jon. Oral for her. Cowgirl, doggy, and a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #3 – Dyanna Lauren w/ Steven St. Croix
Blowjob for Steven, oral for Dyanna. Doggy, missionary, and a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #4 – Dyanna Lauren w/ Stephanie Swift & Tommy Gunn
A chain of oral starts us off. Various sex/oral positions follow. A strap on enters the equation leading to some hot action.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #5 – Dyanna Lauren w/ Teri Weigel
Oral sex in a bathtub. Lot's of soapy action here.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #6 – Dyanna Lauren w/ Jon Dough
Blowjob for Jon. Oral for Dyanna. Doggy, spoon, and he cums. Ehhh..
Kleenex Rating: 2
Scene #7 – Dyanna Lauren w/ Steven St. Croix
Blowjob for Steven, oral for Dyanna. Cowgirl, missionary, and he cums.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #8 – Dyanna Lauren w/ Alexis Christian
Lesbian sex by numbers here. It's all orals, fingers, and kissing.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #9 – Dyanna Lauren w/ Janine
The girls make out, and get all touchy feely. Oral for Dyanna, and Janine dons the strap on and goes to work. Dyanna uses a dildo on Janine. Fun scene.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #10 – Dyanna Lauren w/ Vince Vouyer
Blowjob for Vince, doggy, reverse cowgirl, and a facial. This scene was too rushed, and the fact that the lighting of it was too dark didn't help matters.
Kleenex Rating: 2
Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation varies from scene to scene. Scenes are shot differently, so grain and a soft picture can be expected at times. Some scenes look better than others.
Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. Everything sounds about standard as far as pornos go. Besides, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?
Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again. Standard fare for Vivid DVDs.
Extras:
3 bonus scenes.
Scene #11 – Gina Ryder w/ Mark Davis
Oral for Gina, blowjob for Mark. Cowgirl, doggy, missionary, and a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #12 – Anastasia Blue w/ Jessica Drake & Devin Wolf
Jessica masturbates to start us off. What follows is a nice selection of oral/sex combos involving a strap on. There's anal here, too. All the bases are covered nicely.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #13 – Calli Cox w/ Steven St. Croix
Oral for Calli. Doggy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
There are additional features including a photo gallery, previews, phone sex commercials, behind the scenes with vivid, and more.
Final Thoughts:
I wasn't too impressed with this DVD. Dyanna is good, but unfortunately, she's not matched up with anybody in this DVD that could produce a great scene. Overall, I'll call this a rental at best.