The Feature:
"3 Into Janine (Lindemulder)" is packed with plenty of threesomes. Janine is currently in her mid-30s, but is one of the most recognizable porn stars in the industry. If you don't know who she is, she is a tall blonde who is very hot… what else do you need to know? So let's delve into the action, but not before re-re-introducing you to the ever popular, "Kleenex Scale."

The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 13 chapters with a total running time of around two hours. Here are the scene breakdowns:

Scene #1 – Janine and two girls
The girls slowly do oral on each other, and eventually introduce a vibrator. A strap on enters the scene while one girl masturbates anally in the background. This was pretty much "there."
Kleenex Rating: 2

Scene #2 – Janine, a guy, and a girl
The girl gets an oil massage from the guy, and Janine joins in. Janine gets doggy, while using two dildos on the girl. Blowjob into a facial finishes off the scene.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #3 – Janine and two girls
Starts off with some grinding, then into oral. The girls go for some interesting oral positions, and even break out some sex toys. This is more like it.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5

Scene #4 – Three girls in bondage
Leather for everyone. The oral here is pretty aggressive. Sex toys are brought out, and we get all three of them interlocking during oral. Solid enough.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #5 – Three girls, one handcuffed to a bed
The girl handcuffed is teased, then given oral. One girl lines up both vaginas and works on them both at the same time. Oral on dildos, and finally they use them on each other. A hot and long scene.
Kleenex Rating: 4

Scene #6 – Janine and two girls
Wow, this DVD is packed with lots of all-girl scenes. Lots of oral to start. Janine has her legs tied and elevated (the only part of her body touching a table is the back of her head). The girls pour oil over her and massage away. They then something resembling hot wax (?!?) over her privates. Huh?
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #7 – Janine and two girls
Very short scene, as its basically all oral. Nothing special here.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Scene #8 – Three slutty girls who look like they're in an 80s music video
All the girls look grimy and sweaty. Standard by the book stuff here.
Kleenex Rating: 2

Scene #9 – Janine and two girls
They're going down on each other on one of those old-style leather couches. At this point, the minimal amount of penetration on this DVD is apparent. Strapons enter the scene, and one girl blows both strap ons (something that never does anything for me). We get an impressive strap on vagina/anal combination, though.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5

Scene #10 – Janine, a girl, and a guy in a stairwell
Oral on Janine, blowjob for the guy. Doggy for the girl, while Janine watches and never touches him. Okay.
Kleenex Rating: 2

Scene #11 – Janine and two girls
Nice, a redhead for a change. Standing oral for both girls, and a dildo works its way into the scene (anal and vaginal simultaneously). This scene was okay.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #12 – Janine and two girls
Strap on and dildos come out early to finish off this very short scene.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Scene #13 – Janine, a guy, and a girl
The girls go at it while the guy watches. The girl and guy have sex while Janine masturbates. What, is she allergic to dick?
Kleenex Rating: 2

Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation varies from scene to scene. Scenes are shot differently, so grain and a soft picture can be expected at times. For the most part, everything looks okay.

Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. Everything sounds about standard as far as pornos go. Besides, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?

Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again. Standard fare for Vivid DVDs.

Extras:
A 'Multi-Angle Mania' feature where we can see a blowjob from four different angles. Also included is "Cum on My Tits", three bonus scenes in which, you guessed it… guys ejaculate onto breasts. The first is a three-way (guy/girl/girl). Pretty solid action here as all three go at it in a pool. The next one is guy/girl going at it in a bedroom. BJ, missionary, and both cowgirl variations. The last is girl/guy. BJ, titty bang, cowgirl, missionary, and we're all done. There are additional features including a photo gallery, previews, phone sex commercials, on the set with vivid, and more.

Final Thoughts:
This is more of an all-girl DVD, as Janine only has sex with one guy here. If you're into strap ons, all-girl scenes, or are a really big fan of Janine, then you should check out the DVD. Therefore, I give it a "Rent It."