Love ‘Em Or Leave ‘Em
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Release date:
September 29, 2004 -
Runtime:
1h 40m -
Cast:
Chloe|John Decker|Ian Daniels|Alexandra Silk|Kyle Stone|Evan Stone|Lola (I)|Cheyenne Silver|Manimal|Toni English
The Movie: - John "Love 'em or Leave 'em" is a story driven adult film starring veteran actress Cheyenne Silver as Amanda. All of the actresses pictured have a very "natural" look to them, and I could find no obvious signs of major cosmetic surgery. Condoms are used in all scenes. 100 Minutes
Audio/Video: - John The audio quality on this release is very poor, and dialog is frequently inaudible. There are no subtitles or closed captioning available, which would help make the movie more understandable. I would recommend the hearing impaired stay away from this release if they wish to follow the story line. Video quality is average, and is typical of most Vivid releases.
Extras: - John I was pretty disappointed with the extras on this DVD. On the main menu there's only two options "Play" and "Bonus" clicking on "Bonus" leads you to a 57 minute montage of various unconnected scenes featuring some of the actors/actresses from the film. There is no apparent organization or explanation to these scenes, and while there may be some worthwhile footage here, the lack of organization makes this bonus much less interesting.
Scene 1: - John The movie starts with the typical Vivid commercial lineup, which is very annoying, but can be skipped. The opening credits feature a nice little lingerie sequence with our leading ladies. Cheyenne Silver and "Bucky" get it on in the initial kitchen scene. Cheyenne is in good shape in this DVD, and I think fans of "natural" women will be real happy with this release. One small complaint is she has a little bit of razor burn on her pubic area, which I find a little unattractive. Bucky is a little creepy in my opinion; which for this release is probably intentional, as he acts out the role of a jerk pretty well. Cheyenne is very enthusiastic in this scene, but Bucky's unattractiveness turns down the heat.Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal. Positions: Missionary, Doggie, and Reverse Cowgirl.
Scene 2: - Trixie The scene begins with Cheyenne preparing for her expected night out with Bucky and cuts to Bucky and his coworkers at their "vendor meeting," which turns out to be a surprise birthday party for "JoJo." The party comes complete with cake, horny guys and an attractive stripper. Eventually the stripper shows off her birthday suit with decorative icing and the action begins. This scene incorporated most of the guys in the action, but at times a couple of them just leer in the background which makes for some awkward viewing moments. I give props to Alexandra Silk (the stripper) because she seems to be a natural beauty (bust wise) and she really seems to enjoy herself. I was a little bothered by the men in the scene, while well endowed, they were a little creepy. Acts Included: Vaginal, Anal, Fellatio, Cunnilingus & Facial. Positions: Cowgirl, Doggie, and Reverse Cowgirl.
Scene 3: - John The story picks up as Cheyenne and Bucky appear on "Love 'em or Leave 'em," an MTV like dating show. The couple is shown their choices to take on their dates, and Bucky's choice is easy with the lovely Lola in the lineup. Lola is very hot in this scene, and Bucky plays the role of a jerk pretty well. The sex is pretty decent, as Amanda takes a slightly aggressive lead. Again, Bucky takes the heat down a little, but overall it's a decent scene: Acts Included Oral, Vaginal. Positions: Doggie, and Reverse Cowgirl.
Scene 4: - Trixie After a relatively lame date, Bucky takes Rainie to what he considers and "edgy" club. As they enter a stripper (Chloe) is sensually dancing for the crowd. Determined to show Bucky what edgy is, Lola challenges Chloe to ten minutes of ultimate lesbian action. Lola and Chloe make a hot pair with more chemistry then Lola had with Bucky in their sex scene. Both women are naturally beautiful and really get hot and heavy. The hot and heavy moments through are ruined several times when the scene cuts to Bucky leering with his beady eyes and licking his chops. There is also a creepy older guy who can be scene watching in the background that really brings the heat in this scene down.Acts Included Cunnilingus, Toys, Manual Positions: Doggie, and Missionary.
Scene 5: - John The final scene is undoubtedly the best on this disc, as Cheyenne and Evan Stone have some very hot sex by a fireplace. Evan is the most attractive male actor in this film, and I think Trixie appreciated finally seeing a really buff guy after all the rather unattractive men on this disc. The scene has a romantic element not present in the others, and we both found ourselves really getting in to it. Cheyenne was both enthusiastic and skillful, and wore a very cute set of lingerie that I really liked. If the other scenes in this movie had all been like this it would have a much higher rating.Acts Included Oral, Vaginal. Positions: Doggie, Spoon, and 69.
Conclusion: - Trixie I'm rating this DVD a Rent It. Some avid adult film viewers may find this DVD hokey and not hardcore enough, but for couples just starting out this would make a good beginner's film. The corny storyline is balanced with just enough steamy sex scenes with "natural" looking actors. There is nothing too outrageous to scare anyone away, unless you don't like lesbian scenes. But who can resist two women getting it on? The two biggest problems with this release are the sound problems and the absence of hot guys. Come on Vivid, how hard is it to find a decent looking guy who is also well endowed? John I agree with Trixie, an ugly guy with a hot girl doesn't make for hot sex. The lesbian scene and the scene with Evan Stone are quite good, and are worth a rental (also this disc can be found for a good discount at some online stores.)