Ladie's Night

Laddie's Plight.

Genre: Feature

Length: 1 Hour 15 minutes

Condoms: None

Audio/Visual: 5:4 Aspect Ratio. The music sucks more than the girls do.  The lighting is worse.

Extras: Just a bunch of ads. You can NOT fast-forward through the phone-sex ads at the beginning!

Summary:

I remember watching this in a seedy movie theater when it first came out. Annette Haven's on-stage double hand-job seared itself into my memory, but the DVD was very disappointing.

Isolde with Larry Layperson

Cunnilingus, handjob, cowgirl, BJ, oral/facial.

Annette Haven and her "husband" sit together naked in a hottub, but the husband is too caught up in a football game to notice the incredibly sexy woman at his side. She tries to get his attention by putting a porn movie on the TV.

The football-themed "porn video" lacks heat. Isolde is skinny, and she keeps her ref uniform on, so there wasn't enough skin to give me wood. The only redeming quality is that she actually sucks Larry off to orgasm, which is a nice change from the jerk-to-facial which is the norm in modern porn.

Annette Haven, Nicole Noir, and Lisa DeLeeuw

Kissing, titplay, fingering, cunnilingus, vibrator, showering.

Annette storms out on her husband to commiserate with two of her fellow football widows. The ensuing lesbian threesome suffers from heavy backlighting and soft focus that make it hard to see the action clearly.

After the sex the three ladies shower together, and Lisa DeLeeuw convinces her friends to go to a male strip club.

Laura Lazare with Herschel Savage

BJ, oral/facial

The club turns out to be pretty kinky, and one of the clients is sucking off the bartender as he's serving drinks. We return to this "scene" again and again throughout the movie.  In the early sections, Herschel barely has wood. Again, mudh of the action is hidden in shaddow.

Annette Haven with Mike Horner and Sean Sullivan

Kissing, fingering, groping, double handjob to completion.

Annette fantacizes about getting on stage with two of the male strippers.

I remember "Ladie's Night" by Kool & the Gang providing the soundtrack for this scene, when I saw it in the theater thirty years ago, If so, then at some point, someone realized that there was a real risk of being sued, and they redubbed it. Instead of watching Annette jerk off two studs to a high-energy disco classic, we have to suffer through an awful guitar with electronic backing.

The music sucks, but Annette doesn't. She has a full bush, and gyrates sensually as she strokes the two hard cocks.  Mike Horner provides an impressive cum shot. The performers are on stage, and literally in the spotlight, so this is the only scene in the movie that doesn't suffer from poor lighting.

Without the driving disco beat, the scene falls flat.

Lisa De Leeuw and Starr Would with Blair Harris and Felix Sleed

Kissing, strip tease, cunnilingus, BJ, titplay, handjob, missionary, doggie, cum on belly and hand.

I was always a fan of Lisa's big boobs and red bush, but this scene left me wanting more. Starr Would is nothing special, and Lisa leaves her panties on during the much of the fucking, but it's not even very sexy lingerie.

Tigr and Sonya Summers with Billy Dee and Jeff Scott

BJ, fingering, reverse cowgirl, cunnilingus, missionary, jerks on bush.

Annette's "husband" is completely caught up in the football game, as two of his friends fuck two hookers . Even though she is wearing braces, I thought the brunette (Sonya) was hotter than Tigr. She has a tight body with firm B-cups, and a playful attitude. Still the scene didn't do much for me.

Annette Haven with Paul Thomas

Cunnilingus, kissing, BJ, doggie, missionary, cowgirl, cum on back (and continues fucking).

(This scene is interspersed with the previous scene and the one that follows.)

Annette fucks the Emcee backstage. There's no denying that Annette is absolutely gorgeous, and she looks amazing doing cowgirl, but much of the action is hidden in shadow, and the performances lack passion.

Nicole Noir with Jesse Adams

Kissing, fingering, titplay, BJ, handjob,cowgirl, doggie, missionary, reverse cowgirl, cums on bush.

The dark lighting again limits the viewers ability to see the action. Still, Nicole has a nice body, and she looks great doing reverse cowgirl.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Summary

When I slipped the DVD into my laptop to get screenshots, I tried playing Annette Haven's double-handjob with the sound muted, and the song "Ladie's Night" playing in iTunes. She definitely girates in time with the music during the scene, and it was much better with the disco soundtrack.

As it is, don't waste your money or your time.

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The End!