Rocco's Dirty Dreams 5

Studio: Evil Angel

Production Date: 11/14/06

Director: Rocco Siffredi

Genre: Gonzo

Feature Runtime: 2 hrs, 24 mins.

Cast: Renata, Ellen Saint, Giovanna, Alexandra Joy, Martina, Lucy Anne, Michelle Wild, Monica Lion, Rocco Siffredi, Omar Galanti, Joe Monti, Kid Jamaica

Audio/Video Quality: This DVD was presented in standard full-screen color with Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo audio. Visually, the movie looked a little below average in the "sharpness" department. It seems that there is a bit more artifacting than expected, resulting in a fuzzier-than-normal looking image. It isn't terrible, but it is noticeable. Also, viewing this on my computer I noticed that throughout the entire length of the movie there is a very minute flickering line on the top of the screen that persists for the length of the film. It wasn't big enough to cause any distraction but it bears mentioning for people who are very picky about video quality.

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Scene 1 - Renata, Giovanna, and Ellen Saint (w/Kid Jamaica, Omar Galanti, and Joe Monti)

The scene starts off with some chatter from Giovanna, who is dressed in purple fetish gear and fishnet stockings. Next we move over to Ellen and soon she gets a chance to spank Giovanna with a horsewhip. A hand from behind the camera rips off Giovanna's fishnet bra and stockings before Ellen starts to suck Giovanna's nipples. Giovanna returns the favor.

Giovanna sucks some dick POV-style while Ellen does some teasing, before leading the lucky cameraman upstairs. They make their way into a bathroom which Kid Jamaica looks to be in the middle of using while Renata pleasures herself underneath him. A pretty bizarre segueway, to say the least. The other girls make off with Kid Jamaica while Renata is left alone with the cameraman, who she goes down on. Very shortly after this, he cums in her mouth. We then cut back to the other room where Kid Jamaica is getting whipped and rimmed. Giovanna goes to work with the rimming while Ellen does the sucking. Soon Giovanna sits on his face and gets a little attention herself.

They switch things up with more of the two-on-one action as Giovanna and Ellen go to work. There is some anal action on Ellen and Giovanna gets a taste. On the next floor, Renata is watching the action from up above. Soon there's a popshot from Kid Jamaica that is shared by Ellen and Giovanna.

Renata makes her way downstairs and is joined by Omar Galanti and Joe Monti, which leads into more action, including more anal and ass-to-mouth. Things end with two cumshots.

At times the scene was bizarre (Kid Jamaica on the toilet is something I would have preferred not to see), but it still delivered the expected hardcore action. Still, the scene seemed to drag on too long as it was over 45 minutes in length. All things considered, an average scene.

3.0/5 Stars

Scene 2 - Alexandra Joy, Martina, and Lucy Anne (w/ Rocco Sifredi)

Things start out with the three women (all blonde) in a playful romp in an outdoors setting before Rocco is allowed to take a few pictures of them with their camera, which leads into him convincing all of them to come back to his house, since he wants his own copy of the pictures, too. Apparently there is a need to wait or the pictures to be developed which leaves Rocco and the three women with an hour to kill. Martina goes outside for a smoke and Lucy goes to the other room, while Alexandra is left inside with the cameraman (Gabriel) and Rocco.

Soon Rocco is going down on Alexandra before they make their way to the living room. Lucy Anne is already there and is the next focus of the scene. Soon Martina re-enters the house and gets some attention herself. Things are pretty hard to follow at this point, but all three girls and Rocco continue to pleasure each other in a variety of ways.

Rocco sucks on Lucy's toes as he fucks her. Next up is Alexandra, who gets fucked in the ass with a few closeup shots. Rocco sucks on Alexandra's feet as well. Martina gets some ATOGM before getting pounded vaginally. To end the scene, Alexandra gets an oral cumshot and the other two suck Rocco clean.

3.0/5 Stars

Scene 3 - Michelle Wild and Monica Lion (w/ Kid Jamaica and Omar Galanti)

The scene starts out as Kid Jamaica enters with some sort of toy statue and gets into an argument with Omar. Omar says that he will get Kid Jamaica some beautiful girls if he touches his dick twice. Omar agrees, but decides to use a stuffed toy to touch it rather than his hands. Still, this isn't something you'd expect to see in a gonzo movie and is rather bizarre. Things get really weird as Omar clutches at his stomach and strains his ass, which the viewer is unfortunately forced to watch in closeup. Through some very hokey "special effects," (and I use the term lightly) Michelle pops out of Omar's ass. Even though you'd probably think otherwise, I'm not making this up.

Kid Jamaica tears off Michelle's stockings and starts to lick and finger her ass. Soon Omar joins in on the action and both guys get some oral attention. Kid Jamaica pounds Michelle from behind while she takes care of Omar orally. They switch positions and move onto the kitchen counter.

Soon Omar is clutching his stomach again and shortly thereafter Monica "poofs" into the room, thankfully this time we are spared the visual of seeing this happen in "real-time." Omar goes down on Monica before paying attention to her feet (it seems like every guy in this movie has a foot fetish.) Omar gives it to Monica vaginally before she moves into a BJ position. After both ladies take care of the men orally, Monica takes it up the ass from Omar before he gives a taste to Michelle. Monica gapes a bit and goes down on Kid Jamaica.

There are a variety of positions tried out on top of a table, including Monica getting DP'ed. Kid Jamaica cums in Monica's mouth as Omar gives it to her anally from behind. Monica rests her head on a glass table as Omar gives her a facial. She licks and plays from the rest from the table to end the scene. I was disappointed with the lack of Michelle for most of the second half of the scene.

2.5/5 Stars

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Bonus Features:

A fairly generous Behind the Scenes (22 minutes) with some more sex footage and banter, Cumshot Recap, Cast List, Photo Gallery, Filmographies, Trailers, Websites.

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The Good:

Eight uninhibited European hotties with no-holes-barred. Some wild sex in a variety of settings.

The Not-So Good:

Less-than-stellar production quality and the movie only consists of three (albeit long) scenes. I'm a big fan of bang for the buck and variety and even though there are two to three girls in each scene, I would have preferred seperate, shorter scenes. With the mix of POV and non-POV and a bit of shaky camerawork, there were times the film looked and felt more like an X-rated home movie rather than a DVD production. At times, things got a little too weird for this reviewer's tastes.

The Final Word:

Overall, while the title did deliver the promised hardcore action, the vignettes are a little over-the-top and largely unbelievable. With only three scenes and less-than-perfect video quality, plus some stuff I'd rather not see (including Kid Jamaica on the toilet and women popping out of Omar Galanti's ass), I'd have to say that this is a fairly mixed bag, and unless you have a penchant for the more bizarre end of the porn spectrum, I'd advise you to Rent It first and make your own decision about whether this title belongs in your collection or not.