Veronica sits at her kitchen counter peeling carrots when she has the sudden urge to use one as a sex toy. She slobs on it for a while, gripping it like some guy's meat before rubbing it against her nicely trimmed pussy. Veronica is a pretty woman, with a great physique. All natural, perky boobs and flat Euro-tummy. Things get messy, and a bit smelly I imagine, when she pours a bottle of salad dressing on her. This goes on for about 15 minutes--the dressing bath and veggie fondle--until some guy steps in and begins licking her off. This scene is very slow starting as Veronica is not as attractive as most and the idea of salad dressing all over a hot chick is not quite as sexy as something more readily edible such as chocolate. Nonetheless, after another 5 minutes, the two make their way to a bed for more games. Veronica offers some mild deep throating before lying on her back. The sex is pretty typical and tame for a company heralding "eXXXtreme". There is some anal with finger play included, but a real snoozer for most viewers. Veronica is for the most excited and runs along with all the positions. But with standard looks and standard performances there's little of note in this opener. At times the vocals strain the microphone and there is some distortion.

Cat-eyed and busty Mya Diamond is making her own dressing when the soft skin of ripe tomatos causes her to yank her top off. Mya is not my type, she has a very tranny face. But her body is rock solid and impressive. Especially as she coats it with olive oil. Lubed and shining like a diamond, Mya rubs her perfect ass and fingers her slit until her co-star comes in to eat her out. Mya pours olive oil on his pecker until it too glistens and then sucks him nicely spending some much-needed attention to his shaved balls. I have to say that while she's not my type, Mya does work the guy's meat pretty well. As with the scene above, where Mya's fails is in the unoriginality, things move too typically and just at standard. Not to mention there is only a brief minute of the guy eating Mya's ass out. Was I wrong in assuming this was what the flick was about? Mya takes the goods in a number of positions, looking particularly nice (body wise) in reverse cowgirl. More boning and an occasional PTM occurs before Mya takes a meaty load in her mouth. She spits it into her palm and rubs a little on her chin.

Simony is attracted to thick purple things--in the veggie department. She walks into her kitchen and pulls from the fridge a nice plump egglant. Immediately she is turned on, rubbing and licking it as though it were some dude's cock. The cutest woman on the disc, Simony has an adorable face. She's amazing to watch too. Her tits are small and her body slim. When she pulls off her panties she whacks her shaved pussy with eggplant rubbing the tip against her lips. Simony endures a much more heated oral scene. She takes some throat stabs and a few cheek pops at the same time commanding the camera with her stares. As with the previous scenes, cunnilingus takes a good chunk of the begining. But here, it's so much more enjoyable--there isn't the revolting thought of chomping down olive oil and salad dressing. Simony's pussy stays liquid free save her own juices. She takes some more dick in her mouth, occasionally choking, before being bent over the kitchen counter. Simony gives a solid performance mixed with some variety, all of which lack the previous scenes. When it's time for the popshot, she holds her beloved eggplant close to her ear like a telephone.

Scene 4: Vanessa Hill
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Condoms: No

Tomatos must be the aphrodisiac of the new year. Sultry and sexy Vanessa also falls victim their temptations when she slices one open. This causes her to reach for her trusty vibrator, conveniently situated next to the cutting board. Vanessa is a very pretty girl and watching her play with the dildo is pretty hot. Things get interresting when she starts to crush the tomatos all over her breasts. And as though this wasn't already going to stain the carpet, two guys walk on camera and crush tomatos on her as well as their dicks. Vanessa gets really turned on giving both guys head. Either it's the tomatos again, or it's the inclusion of a second dude, but things get messy and a little more hardcore. Vanessa is treated to some vaginal gapes as she sucks one guy off. The three switch out a variety of positions before leading into a decent DP and a double blast to the face. A back to back strong scene that just might be a little too late.

(Note: the second actress looks like Simony from scene 3, but a lack of credits or any recognition make it difficult to verify.). Simony and Linda Shayne put literal meaning to the film's title. Over a bowl of salad, the two stare longingly into each other's eyes thinking, I imagine, about the naked man about to walk into their kitchen. Before a little one on one with each other, both gals get on their knees. The two women are stunning and amazing to watch and they play off each other very well. While one is getting reamed the other lends a hand, sucks some balls or lubes a dry pussy. A lot of time is spent banging on a nearby couch in missionary and doggy. Both gals get some of the action as the guy takes turns banging in doggy while the other gal just sits waiting with her ass in the air.