Celeste is a buxom brunette porn performer with a pretty face and a penchant for nastiness. She has very large fake breasts, and you can see the scars running under her areolae. Not incredibly arousing, but even that nasty smile of hers is enough to stiffen your resolve.

This DVD collects eleven scenes that feature Celeste. Unfortunately, although there's some hot stuff here, I think she could have been represented better. A few skanky segments are in evidence. One weird and irritating feature is that the DVD doesn't let you "play all," as far as I could see. You must choose chapters and watch them individually.

Celeste strips and does a little dance for a dude before getting down to business. We go the typical route from cunnilingus, to blowjob against a bar, to reverse cowgirl, to some pretty arousing missionary on a table, to pop goes the weasel. It's an average scene. Grade: B-

Now we get some lesbian wrangling in a prison setting. Lots of attention is paid to tit-sucking in this one (both women have generous mammaries), and we also get the usual cunny-exploring, from the front and from the rear. Then the girls break out a long double-dong and do the cunt-to-cunt tango. The prison setting gives this a shadowy moodiness. Grade: B

Celeste does the nasty with Rocco in front of some large-screen porn. He eats from her colon for a while, then she goes to work on his superhuman member. Next, he really gives her some tongue, and soon they're enjoying a rather fast-paced missionary session. Sweating profusely, they move on to cowgirl. This scene has a nice energy, but we see a little too much of Rocco's asshole in the end. Grade: B+

A long-haired bearded fellow has his way with Celeste in a bedroom setting. We go from blow to cunt-tonguing. Then we get some pretty standard missionary and doggy-style. And that's it. Video quality is particularly good in this scene, though. Grade: B-

Here's a threesome (two gals and a guy), with Celeste looking vibrant and young and blonde. The girls start enjoying some cunny-spelunking, as one is blindfolded. Later, a blowjob commences, as the other girl photographs it. The scene has nice energy. Unfortunately, the image is washed out and hazy. Grade: B

Celeste enjoys a scene with Brad Armstrong. He bestows the gift of his tongue, and she returns the favor as he digs into her with his fingers. Then reverse-cowgirl and missionary. Not a bad scene, but nothing revolutionary. Grade: B

Cool, another lesbian scene. Woo hoo! Those were my thoughts as it began. But as much as I want to tell you that this scene is arousing as hell, it just doesn't quite do it for me. Celeste is looking particularly slutty, and the brunette she's with is sorta skanky. They trade cunny duties and that's about it. Grade: C

This one has the feel of a more "gentle" lovemaking scene. It's an older one, with a washed-out hazy feel, but it's not bad. It moves from blowjob to cunnilingus to doggy-style (with condom, unfortunately) to missionary on a couch. There's a nice energy, and Celeste looks young and fresh. Grade: B+

This three-way lesbian scene is terrific, full of tongues and giggles and playfulness. The Ellen Barkin look-alike has very small breasts, but I kinda fell in love with her, shaved nether regions and all. There's some asshole-tonguing here, so beware. There's also lots of cunny-slathering and toys. These girls really look like they love their job. This is the best scene on the DVD. It looks older though, and is somewhat washed out. Also, it ends just as it's getting great, for some reason. Grade: A-

Celeste, wearing sunglasses, gives an outdoor blowjob, gets licked a bit, then takes a large cock from behind. Then, we move to missionary on a bench. The scene ends with a pearl necklace. Grade: B-

The final scene is a living-room lesbian scene with Jenna Jameson. Lots of spit and moaning. Also, some ice-cube ministrations. Too short! Grade: B+

The 1.33:1 transfer is typical of porn: hard-edged video with above-average detail but a certain cheap flatness. Colors are generally rich, but several of the scenes are washed out. The 2-channel audio is also typical: brash but adequate for moaning and such. I've noted above the scenes that have below-average quality.

Under Bonus Rooms, you get two sections of bonus scenes. The first, Girls Only, starts with a scene from Last Chance that's actually better than any other scene on the entire disc. Two girls get hot for each other in a bar settings. They enthusiastically trade tit-sucks and then dive into their respective vaginas. There's a 69 that will make you stand up and salute. But then, right in the middle of all this greatness, the scene fades out to a scene from Pimp, another lesbian encounter between two, shall we say, experienced women. One has too much meat going on, as well as breasts that are so pumped with silicon that they look like hard rubber, and the other looks a bit long in the tooth. Plus, there's a fat guy watching them. The women play with toys on a desk. Next is an African American lesbian threesome from Miss Judge. The second section, Babes with Bib Boobs, starts with a scene from Innervision, in which a guy and gal get in on, through the usual positions. Nothing special. This one's got some anal play. Next is another scene from Last Chance, another hetero scene that runs through the motions then cuts off abruptly.

The next supplement is called Behind the Scenes of Thrills. It's a 16-minute featurette that provides vapid interviews and behind-the-scene sex footage of the making of the film Thrills.

None of these features has anything to do with Celeste.

You also get a Photo Gallery and Previews.