In the HBO documentary series "Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley," Katie Morgan says that porn is easy for women. All it takes is a bottle of lube and you're ready to go. Guys, on the other hand, have to do the heavy lifting. They must stay hard, cum at a moment's notice and all while getting paid a lot less.

Devil's Films "Strap on Addicts 2" is a prime example of how switching roles doesn't always work. The men – none of whom are identified, either on the box or in the scenes – all fall short in making the sex believable.

Lesson: It's much easier to be on top.

Scene 1: Open on Sarah Twain, a statuesque brunette with what could only be described as Russian supermodel features. The camera pans up her kinky heels, up her stockinged legs and follows her to a pair of beds where the two nameless men lay, face down.

She feels them up briefly and then goes right to work fucking one of the guys in the ass with a red strap on. After a few shallow strokes, she switches to the man on the other bed and does the same. At this point, both men looked like they were serving a prison sentence. Their faces basically said, "What did I do to deserve this?" Verdict: Not sexy.

Sarah switches between the men, each getting a blow job at one point, but the clumsy nature of the sex seemed to keep anyone from enjoying the proceedings. The sex remains shallow throughout, which doesn't stop the dripping of Santorum – the only time in the entire DVD, Thank God.

When she's being fucked, Twain gets into it. Otherwise, the men are limp when being penetrated and one even goes soft while fucking her. There's plenty of ass-to-mouth shots and the pair end up shooting their loads onto her tits.

Scene 2: Daria Glower lays on her bed, feeling herself up before inviting a man with a Don Johnson beard in. He gives her vaginal and anal fellatio before she turns him around, spanks him and performs analingus on him. He is soft until the cutaway, when she is blowing him.

They end up in a 69 with him fucking her before she puts on a purple strap on and entering him. He's soft again during the sex, which goes through doggie style, cowgirl (boy?) and reverse cowgirl. Daria is doing a better job fucking the guy than Sarah, but it's still very shallow, almost sideways sex.

He does ass-to-mouth before he fucks her again, jacking her plastic phallus. What that does for her, God only knows, but she seems into it. He ends the scene cumming on her breasts.

Scene 3: Francesca Felucci, a stacked blonde with her chin and tongue pierced, gets it on with one of the men from the first scene. They trade analingus and she fingers his ass with two fingers while sucking his dick.

In a change up, she uses a dildo to fuck him while he's fucking her at an odd angle. She sucks the dildo after removing it from him, puts it back and he sucks it after it's taken out again.

Felucci switches to a red strap on and actually goes pretty deep into the guy before pulling back and fucking him shallowly for the rest of the scene. She seems very interested, both in giving and receiving and the scene wraps up with him shooting on her tits and her rubbing it in.

Scene 4: Layma, a blonde, and Courtney, an Asian, are kissing on a couch. Both wear stockings and take turns giving head and fingering each others pussy and ass. Their slave comes in, decked out in a collar, and helps Layma eat out Courtney.

This is the only scene where the man gets anything coming close to payback, fucking Layma in the ass after sitting on both the girls' dildos. He seems to take it deeper and more consistently than any other guy on the disc.

He finishes things by fucking Courtney missionary style, pulling out and cumming on her stomach and into Layma's mouth. Layma licks it off Courtney and shares. Aww...friends 4-ever.

Scene 5: Covergirl Julya, who looks a little like Gauge but a bit more voluptuous, starts off wearing nothing but a large, hollow strap on. She motions for her man to join her and begins by sucking his knobby, curved dick. He returns the favor while she moans, feels herself up and looks open-mouthed at the camera.

She takes him doggie style and hardly goes in at all. Julya looks uncomfortable and a little confused. Actually, that's plagued the whole disc. Whoever did the blocking for these scenes needs some work. Beyond that, Julya actually cringes a bit when entering her guy – again, it's just not sexy.

When he gets to fuck her, she seems into it, but as soon as he's sucking her dildo or she's inside him, she gives the camera this open-mouthed look that fails to excite. He goes soft when he rides the toy and ends the scene cumming on her breasts.

Video: Things were a bit uneven. While the entire disc was done in enhanced widescreen, the fourth scene seemed poorly lit and grainy. Overall, it looked good, even on the big screen.

Audio: The DVD gives you the choice of repetitive music – the same in every scene – or no sound. And while I'm usually a fan of hearing the people have sex, there's not much sound on the non-music track. Some scenes go by entirely without anybody saying anything, just repeating moans, which seem to fade in and out.

Extras: "Strap on Addicts 2" has a picture gallery which could have used a little Photoshop work to erase some glaring bits of fecal matter on the guys. There are four trailers for "Teen Tryouts 49," "MILF Squirters 3," "Squirt on My Black Cock 4" and "I Like Black Boys." The logos for the films show some pixelization, as if they were not meant to be expanded to fill the screen. There's also a pop shot shortcut, which lets you go straight to the cumming, which seems odd since none of it has anything to do with strap ons.

In Other Words...:

Maybe the makers of "Strap on Addicts 3" will have better luck finding men who enjoy being penetrated with rubber cocks, because these guys seemed less-than-enthused. A quick perusal on AdultDVDEmpire.com shows that only one of the men in the film has been in anything else. Perhaps the experience scared off the rest.

Regardless, if you want to see men fucked in the ass with toys, this has that kink covered. If you want to see it done well, you may have to look elsewhere.