Seymore Butts' Assgasms (Seymore Butts' 26)

Seymore Butts Home Movies/Pure Play Media

Genre: Anal, Gonzo

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Vanessa Chase, Seymore Butts, Taylor Hayes, Madeline Knight, Sophia Ferrari, Jake Steed, TT Boy, Shane, Chelle, Yvonne, Vince Vouyer, Nicci Sterling, Alex Sanders, Darlene, Tera Hart, Tom Byron, Cindy, Tyler Sweet, Shannon Flame, Mark Davis, Gerry Pike, Hakan

Length: 132.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/1/2004 (box), 10/22/1996 (credits)

Extra's: The only real extra was the bonus scene between Devin Deray and Seymore Butts. It amounted to a 23 minute long blowjob with lots of slobber and eye contact as well as rimming and teasing, and it wasn't bad at all. The other extras included a photogallery, some trailers and spam.

Condoms: Some

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 full frame color that most porn comes in these days. Like most older gonzo, it generally looked like crap with far too much grain and video noise. The lighting was generally poor and I'm glad Seymore learned an awful lot after he made the releases that comprised this compilation. The audio was also weak but you could generally hear the moaning and groaning pretty well so I won't kill the rating for that aspect.

Body of Review: In the last ten years, there have only been a handful of directors that were anal champions in terms of providing solid sex scenes that appealed to the biggest perverts of the world. Somewhere in the top five is a man known to the world as Seymore Butts. Seymore has made some pretty good porn, and it's only now, years later, when the crowd has caught up to him in terms of showing all the ATM (ass to mouth) and other circus act sex. The latest release by his new distributor is a movie originally released on tape by Ultimate Pictures (Adam & Eve), Seymore Butts' Assgasms. The movie was just a compilation of partial scenes from older Seymore Butts' movies and the editing bugged me, a lot. If that's what you want to see, here's a quick breakdown of the scenes by cast as provided on the scene section of the DVD:

Scene One: Vanessa, once a Seymore Butts' regular, had the tail end of a scene here. I hate it when compilations cut off the scene for stuff like this. Seymore's moderate sized penis was already inside her ass when the scene started.

Scene Two: Taylor, one of my favorite tushy girls of days gone by, was also already in play here with Madeline assisting the action. If you liked edited scenes, keep watching this one and vote for George Bush in November.

Scene Three: Sophia, not my favorite gal in Seymore's movies, took on both Jake and TT in this rectal stretching partial scene that included a DP. The loads flew and were huge.

Scene Four: Shane, a fan favorite from years gone by (and the original as well as best director of the Shane's World series), along with Chelle, had some lesbian action in a sex swing and a large vibrator.

Scene Five: Vanessa, a brunette with a meaty ass, took on a guy on a couch. It was a weak scene due to editing and ended with a facial.

Scene Six: Yvonne, a warm little vixen, and the legendary Shane, had scene with Vince that included anal with ass to mouth (ATM). I'd like to see the whole scene here since they looked to be having fun.

Scene Seven: Nicci, a vocal young thing, took on Alex on a couch by a pool. The lighting sucked for an outdoor scene but she did display some energy that a few of the others seemed to lack. Maybe it was because of her partner.

Scene Eight: Darlene, a blonde I'm not recalling off the top of my head, and some guy boned anally until he popped his load all over her face.

Scene Nine: Shane, Yvonne, and Tera, took on Tom, with Shane doing mostly licking duties this time. They used their tongues all over the place, tried some food tasting to go with the ATM action and some toys while waiting for Tom to slam their asses.

Scene Ten: Cindy, a gal I'm not overly familiar with, and Alex, had a partial sex here. It wasn't anything special and compared to the other scenes, tame.

Scene Eleven: Taylor, the robo-hotty, took TT and Alex inside her with a DP. Alex got the most of her but the sex made me want more of this one.

Scene Twelve: Shane, Yvonne, and Seymore had a scene together that included more than one facial. Alex gave her some penis too but the result wasn't all that special. This was followed by a goofy slow motion sequence called "slow jams" that made me wonder what drugs the editor was on when he messed this one up.

Scene Thirteen: Tyler, a gal that looked cute as could be, spoke with Seymore on the couch for what appeared like a long time before she was joined by TT. This was the first scene that didn't appear edited in some major way. It had a lot of oral and straight sex along with the anal. Yay!

Scene Fourteen: Shannon, a gal with a large mane of red hair, took on Tom by the pool. This also seemed like a full scene, something that was a lot better to watch than the crap before. They did just about everything and that made the replay value climb much higher than the other scenes. While she wasn't my favorite looking gal of the pack, she did seem to have fun with the action, making it a good scene.

Summary: I hate edited releases and having watched a great many compilations I can honestly say that this was not the way to provide scenes. I'm rating it as a Skip It since the low production quality plus the editing made me want to pick up almost any other Seymore release and watch it in stead. Do yourself a favor and get the original movies these came from instead of this one if you like and enjoy Seymore's releases.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.