THE SEX

Only The Best Of Seymore Butts 3 is a compilation of four scenes from the Seymore Butts' archives. None of the four segments really stand out as spectacular, although the volume is probably worth viewing for the Kylie Ireland scene – which is one of my personal favorites from early in her career.

First up is a foursome between Missy, Taren, Alex Sanders and Hakan from the title American Tushy that begins with Taren being blindfolded and led into Seymore's living room. There, she is teased by the other three, and eventually the blindfold comes off and a foursome ensues. During most of the action, Taren is teamed with Alex Sanders, while Missy gets it on with Hakan – but they do a little swapping back and for the before the action ends. Both girls get anal from Alex during the scene – which concludes with a facial from Alex for Taren; and a facial from Hakan for Missy.

Scene Two comes from Seymore & Shane Do Ireland, and features porn star Kylie Ireland in one of the early scenes in her career…all the way back to when she still dyed her hair blonde! She meets Shane and Seymore while they are munching on some pizza, and Seymore lures her back to his truck for a little action. Fortunately, Seymore has tinted windows in the truck, so he and Kylie make out inside while still parked in the parking lot. After some foreplay in which Kylie shows off her great oral skills, Seymore penetrates her in a position that is kind of half-way between reverse cowgirl and doggy (with Seymore sitting on the truck seat and Kylie backing up into him); and then in the missionary position. The action ends with Seymore pulling out and jerking onto Kylie's pussy.

Scene Three is from Backdoor To Buttsville and opens with Seymore trying to maneuver his way through rush hour traffic. When he gets home, he finds busty Italian Sophia sitting on his couch, along with Jake Steed and T.T. Boy (credited here as "Butch"). Seymore gets to watch along with Shane as the two guys have their way with Sophia – with T.T. handling most of the early penetration in the scene, but with Jake getting his share of fun when Sophia gets double penetrated during the second half of the action. The conclusion features two nice facials for Sophia that are the true highlight of the segment.

The final scene on this DVD is taken from Monkey Business and showcases black performer Teri Ellis, who performs her first-ever porn scene with Tom Byron. Teri has just recently read about Seymore in Detour magazine, and apparently has sent him a letter asking if he'll help break her into the industry. The scene between Teri and Tom is a decent one, and includes Teri getting anal in the missionary and cowgirl positions.

VIDEO/AUDIO

The transfer here isn't bad at all…but it's the source material that isn't in the greatest of shape. The result is a picture that is somewhat dark, somewhat grainy, and not the greatest for DVD viewing. The audio also suffers from the problems of being taken from poor source material, but it is clear enough and loud enough that viewers shouldn't have to crank up the audio to hear what is happening (a frequent problem with even the newest of adult releases).

THE EXTRAS

Most of the bonus material is merely advertisements for Seymore Butts product – including an 800 number ad, an ad for Seymore's new nationwide bachelor party business, and an ad for his Team Tushy website. Also included are a Slide Show and 6 Trailers for other Seymore Butts titles.

BRIAN'S BOTTOM LINE

If you haven't seen it before, this title is worth a look for Kylie Ireland's scene, which I really enjoyed watching even though I had seen it before. However, for a compilation title, only putting four scenes on one disc is kind of slim pickings for Seymore fans – who will probably get more entertainment by just picking up one of his new non-compilation releases.