Analize This

Reviewed on: October 2, 2004
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Release date:
August 31, 2004
Runtime:
2h 4m
Cast:
Alex Sanders|Dick Nasty|Luccia|Julian St. Jox|Steve Holmes|Tony Michaels|Mr. Pete|Brian Surewood|Alicia Rhodes|Mika Tan|Selena Silver|Rio Mariah|Scott Justice

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Genre:

Anal

Director:

Mr. Pete

Cast:

Alicia Rhodes, Mika Tan, Selena Silver, Rio Mariah, Mellanie Sugarcube

Length:

2 Hours 4 Mins

Production Date:

Jan 27, 2004

Extras:

Trailers, Biographies, Interviews, Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Cum Shot Recap

Audio/Video:

The video is presented in full frame color. The picture quality is fairly good, with detail looking sharp. There's a slight grain in the picture, but nothing that would ruin viewing pleasure. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds very clear. There is no background music to interfere.

Body of Review:

Geez. This title sounds pretty familiar, perhaps Analyze This? Ya know the Hollywood flick with Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal. Well, Analize This has absolutely nothing to do with that movie. It's a porno that focuses on hardcore anal sex. This title takes five girls who are more than willing to let a guy or two stick it in their pooper and go to town. It's a decent title, with a few enjoyable scenes, but overall not a clear winner. If you enjoy anal sex, you might be interested in seeing what it's like through the eyes of Mr. Pete. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Mika Tan, Brian Surewood
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No

Mika

Mika is a really hot looking gal. She has a wonderful rack and a really great body. She's really easy on the eyes. The scene opens with a little pussy eating and fingering. It's really fun to watch Mika squirm with pleasure. However, they use a small dildo, which sort of killed it for me. The blow job is done very well in this scene. Mika puts her heart and soul into the act! The sex is continues with the same level of excitement. I found that watching this Asian beauty get violated hit the spot. The scene ends with ends a nice face covering facial.

Scene 2: Rio Mariah, Steve Holmes
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Internal Cum Shot
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No

Rio

Rio is a pretty attractive girl. Her nicest quality are her tits. The action opens with some uneventful oral sex and some toy usage. Next we have sex. It was decent, as the action failed to be really hot. The action was a bit too slow for my tastes. I was also disappointed that there wasn't more time spent with Rio sucking off Steve. They also continued to use a small dildo throughout the sex. I really didn't find that appealing. The scene ends with an internal cum shot.

Scene 3: Mellanie Sugarcube
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No

Mellanie

Mellanie is another fairly attractive girl. She has a decent body and a really nice set of big tits. Though I don't think she's a stunning beauty, she does look fairly exotic and sexy in this scene. The action opens with a nice blow job. I really enjoyed the camera work, which detailed her face getting stuffed very well. Then we have some pussy eating, which wasn't exciting. The sex is the big selling point in this scene. Watching the big breasted Mellanie get fucked was definitely exciting. The scene ends with a fairly weak facial.

Scene 4: Selena Silver
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No

Selena

Selena is a very attractive girl, with a great smile and a pretty set of eyes. She looks sexy in this scene, wearing a revealing red dress. The action begins with Selena giving Mr. Pete a great blow job. There's a few great opportunities to see her pretty eyes up close. The sex is also very exciting. It ends with a cum shot on her face. Once Mr. Pete is done, Selena heads off to take care of some other guy. She sucks him off and then there's more sex, which ends with another light facial. Next Selena has a solo bit, using a dildo. Then she goes and fucks another guy and takes another facial. I enjoyed the sex, there was plenty of it, but the toy usage wasn't my style.

Scene 5: Alicia Rhodes
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Pile Driver
Condoms: No

Alicia

Alicia is the busty blonde found on the DVD cover. In some respects she's attractive, but not a full blown hottie. Alicia opens with some solo play, sticking a dildo inside herself. Then she gets Alex Sanders and Mr. Pete, who fill both her holes. There's plenty of sex that I didn't find very exciting. The action was done well, but she just didn't appeal to me. I also found that the toy usage intermixed with the sex was a turn off. The scene ends with a double facial.

Concluding Words:

I wasn't really happy with this title. I really enjoyed watching Mika Tan in action, but that's mainly because I'm a fan of hers. There were two other scenes that I enjoyed, Mellanie and Selena, were only good scenes. The last two weren't that exciting at all. But considering the type of title this is, it was a fairly good anal release. Fans that like anal sex and don't mind the occasional toy should be pleased. It should make for a good rental.

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