Digital Playground's All Star is a gonzo film, which means it doesn't bother with the hassles of plot of character and instead dives headfirst into wet sex. Woo hoo! So in that spirit, let's get right to it.

SCENE ONE

A dude named Alex, with an extremely peculiar haircut, walks outside the house and starts using Jim Carrey schtick to come on to a pretty thang named Rocki. Amazingly, Alex's schtick and haircut work, and he ends up licking and sliding four fingers, simultaneously, into her anus. It's quite a sight. Before long, the two are engaging in vaginal and anal intercourse on an inflatable mattress. An extremely attractive girl named Envy—probably the hottest woman in the film—hangs out in the background and touches Alex and Rocki but, maddeningly, doesn't participate. At the end, Alex explodes voluminously onto Rocki's abdomen.

SCENE TWO

Sadie, a statuesque blonde with gigantic mammaries, poses for the camera for a while, then gets going with a smirking dude on a couch. This scene moves comparatively slowly, sensually, and runs the typical gamut from fellatio to cunnilingus to doggy-style to cowgirl to reverse-cowgirl to white jets of fluid painting Sadie's tummy. Sadie has a fabulous body, and the cunnilingus scene is particularly enticing—until you learn an appalling fact about it's filming in the commentary.

SCENE THREE

A lithe and wonderfully built lass named Bonita endures a chubby blond dude who can't get it up. He plays with her butt for long moments at the edge of a bathtub, apparently willing himself hard. No dice. Still, it's nice to watch her body. Damn. But once he removes his pants, you can feel the frustration involved with his non-performance. Amazingly, he does manage to slide himself inside both her vagina and anus and even squirt semen at the end of the scene.

SCENE FOUR

A man named Eric and a woman named Laurabelle do it on an outdoor tennis court. Laura wears an off-putting bitchy expression but has a fine body. They go quickly from blowjob to net-clutching cunnilingus to ass-crack licking to vaginal and anal sex. This is a good scene, made better by the location and the fine specimen of female flesh.

SCENE FIVE

Rocki and a fellow named Vince have sex in a blue-lighted aquarium. Although the sex is pretty hot in this scene, and varied in position, its fantasy is muted by the presence of a condom.

SCENE SIX

A raven-haired beauty named Rebecca and a gigantic (in more ways than one) black man named Mr. Marcus do the nasty on a deck. Under blue skies and terrific natural lighting, she takes a mouthful, he buries his face deeply into her fleshy nirvana, and then he places his monolith—wrapped in a big ugly white condom—into her warm orifice.

BONUS STUFF

The screen-specific audio commentary by Tabitha Stevens (not a participant in the film), the director, and a couple of the producers (Sam and Davy?) is quite informative, if you're interested in the behind-the-scenes machinations of a sex flick. You'll learn about how porn actresses deal with yeast infections ("making bread"), fellow "snotty-bitch" actresses, actors who can't get it up, the pleasures of ball-sucking, the practicalities of shooting with three cameras, and lots more fun.

A cool feature of this disc is the presence of true multiple angles. At any point during the presentation, you can access an alternative real-time angle shot from a separate camera.

The disc also includes a behind-the-scenes featurette. It starts with the limp-dick bathtub scene and shows Bonita and Rocky being hilariously bitchy. Meanwhile, the blond beefy dude goes soft inside Bonita. Then, there's a series of interviews that makes you wish these kinds of featurettes would avoid interviews. Still, there's some good footage here, giving you a nice glimpse of how these types of films are made.

The bloopers are terrific, highlighting the poor blond dude's plight with his prick. There are also many moments of laughter disrupting sex scenes. Funny stuff.

AUDIO/VIDEO QUALITY

Video quality is exceedingly fine. The full-frame digital presentation is pretty much flawless, crystal clear and amazingly detailed. I was highly impressed. Sound quality is also fine, although the levels are very loud. Careful when you plop this in the player in the middle of the night.