Genre: Straight

Director: Jill Kelly

Length: 1 hr 27 min

Production date: 2004

Cast: Ashton Moore • Cindy Crawford • Victoria Givens • Dani Woodward • Ashley Fires • Kai Wu • Sasha Swenson • Anthony Hardwood • Kurt Lockwood • Mario Rossi • Alex Rox • Tony Sexton

Audio & Video:

The audio sounds fine, but falls into the dreaded 'too loud a soundtrack' trap that too many good pornos are ruined by. Some scenes are completely drowned out by the annoying music sadly.

The video is generally of high quality, but there were a couple of glitches throughout the feature and a number of noticeable glitches during the Behind-the-scenes.

Extras: There is a forty five picture photo gallery with good, high quality pictures; three behind-the-scenes features, one from this movie, one from "Love Potion 69," and a third from "Jenna Stripped." Photo galleries from "Dark Intent," "Love Potion 69," "Off the Hook," and "Strays" were also included. This is not a bad haul for extras, although the lack of original content for this disc was mildly disappointing. The overall volume makes up for it though.

Body of Review:

Jill Kelly has established herself as one of the premiere directors in the business today. This film is an attempt by she and her company to poke some fun at the business, which seems to be all the rage with JKP. Jill has assembled a cast of some not-as-famous girls and some all stars like Cindy Crawford to put together this venture that she hoped would be another hit for her stable.

Scene 1 – Cindy Crawford, Dani Woodward

The girls are arrested and trapped in the nicest, best furnished prison cell I have ever seen. They'll do anything to get out they say. The girls do this scene in an incredibly bubbly mood, which may turn some people off, but I thought was cute, especially because they both look great. As pretty as Cindy is, Dani steals the show here, though she is rail thin, she looks incredible.

They offer to sleep with the cop to get out of jail, although their characters seem like they would do it anyway. The girls start taking turns sucking cock and then move into Dani sucking cock while Cindy gets her pussy eaten. All the action goes at a very high energy level. One of the best shots is Dani getting her pussy munched while she is hanging from the prison cell door and Cindy sucks the stud's cock. The girls take their turns getting nailed, although our stud has some troubles staying inside of Dani when fucking her. Both girls do PTM, which looks great and they finish with Dani taking the cumshot.

This scene had great sex, and some very good shots, but also some poor directorial choices. Some of the shots were done looking through the prison bars, which adds to the atmosphere, but detracts from quality. Still, an awesome scene. I look forward to seeing more of Dani in the future.

Scene 2 – Kai Wu

Kai Wu is a cute brunette with very long hair. She is a petite girl, with small but perky boobs. This is Kai's first boy-girl scene in the business. She is playing a masseuse who amazingly falls for her customer and starts playing with his wang after he volunteers to turn the tables and massage her. Kai starts sucking her stud's dong, meanwhile he fingers her pussy. They both hop on the table and Kai rides him in a very good looking reverse cowgirl sequence. The couple moves into doggy and Kai takes the big cumshot all over her face and chest, followed by a clean up BJ.

This scene had very good sex, whose heat was ruined by the overbearing soundtrack loop. Another downside was the stud wearing her masseuse dress throughout all the action. Kind of weird.

Scene 3 – Victoria Givens

Victoria is a gym employee that is the apple of two of her customers' eyes. The two customers start to fight over her and she has to play peacemaker by giving them both head in the middle of the reception area, which sounds exactly like my local gym.

The two European guys fighting in broken English is actually pretty funny. Victoria has a monster rack that is accentuated nicely by her sports bra/top. The blowjob she gives the two guys is wonderfully sloppy and she drools all over herself. One guy has trouble getting hard to start the scene. The trio moves into a fuck suck daisy chain doggy style followed by her riding one guy reverse cowgirl while sucking the other. The scene culminates in a dual cumshot on Victoria's face.

The one pitfall of this scene was the visibility of Victoria's implant scars. They were well hidden for most of the scene, but Jill Kelly chose a bad angle to film from during the blowjob.

Scene 4 – Ashley Fires, Ashton Moore, Sasha Swenson

"Who said we needed wood?" The girls coyly ask in the middle of the woods as they get down to their lesbian threesome. I am not a big lesbian movie fan, but these girls keep the action moving at a fast pace and avoid the repetitiveness that plagues many lesbian scenes. There is lots of making out and awesome close-ups of the action. The girls use a huge dildo, which looks great.

I really like Ashley Fires; she reminds me of the singer Vitamin C, and took a dildo to the bum.

Scene 5 – Cindy Crawford

This scene plays on the mad scientist cliché. Cindy is the result of an experiment (that already failed and created a dog among other things). Cindy materializes in a bondage looking chair, wearing a cute, shiny, silver bra and skirt combo. Her stud starts the scene by eating her out on the chair, which drags on for too long. Eventually they switch positions and Cindy sucks her man off in the sloppy style typical of the disc. This scene also features good close-ups of the action. The couple fucks missionary as Cindy asks if her stud "likes fucking her tight little hole." I couldn't see how he wouldn't. He then hops on the seat and Cindy hops on him to fuck cowgirl style as he fingers her ass. The scene ends with Cindy taking an unspectacular cumshot to the mouth and chin.

Cindy's excitement level brought a lot to the scene.

Concluding Words: I highly recommend this disc. Jill Kelly puts together yet another awesome feature. She seems to have mastered porn directing for the most part, the only thing left to learn is to turn down the volume button on the soundtrack. The cast was selected very well with a nice mix of body types and looks (if you think blonde, brunette, and redhead are the entire spectrum of diversity at least). The video glitches were annoying when spotted, but did not occur enough to really detract from the film as a whole.