The Feature:
Yeah baby, more porn to review! Today's review is for Simon Wolf's latest compilation titled, "Dripping Wet Sex vol. #5." I enjoyed the other Dripping Sex title, so lets see if I'll enjoy this one. Now, if you didn't already know it was coming (pun intended), it's Kleenex time!

The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 6 scenes with a total running time of around 130 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:

Scene #1 – Two girls and a guy
They blow the guy for a bit, until one girl does a 69 with him. Doggy for one girl while she gives oral to the other. Missionary for the other girl. Anal for one of the girls. Some good action here, as they get inventive.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #2 – Girl and guy
She gets oral, he gets a blowjob. She looks like she's 12. Doggy, blowjob, missionary, blowjob, reverse cowgirl, and a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #3 – Guy and girl
She blows him, and moves into 69 position. Reverse cowgirl, blowjob, missionary, blowjob, missionary, blowjob, anal, blowjob, anal, blowjob, missionary anal, and a facial (!??!?!?!?!??!). Wow, she better go to the clinic because all those anal/blowjob combos can't be healthy.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Scene #4 – Girl and a guy
She's dressed like a schoolgirl and smoking a cigarette (?!?!). She gets oral, and then blows him. Missionary, blowjob, cowgirl, blowjob, doggy, blowjob, reverse cowgirl anal, blowjob, reverse cowgirl anal, missionary anal, blowjob, missionary anal, and a facial (?!??!?!). Good god, this was disturbing.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Scene #5 – Guy and a girl
She strips and gets oral. She blows him. Doggy, blowjob, cowgirl, blowjob, cowgirl, missionary, cowgirl, blowjob, missionary, spoon, reverse cowgirl, blowjob… Man, all those "fluffing" scenes are distracting as hell!
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #6 – White girl, two black guys
This girl looks so nasty and slutty (bad thing). The guys work her over, and I'm not interested at all. Rest assured, they covered the all-important double penetration.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation looks fantastic. Unlike most porno DVDs, there is very little, if any grain and artifacting present. Colors are sharp and vivid, and there's no dirt on the print whatsoever. Overall, this could be the best transfer I've yet to see for a porn.

Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack sounds very clean. Bad dialogue, moans, thrusts, slaps, and background sound all sound very good. Though, like I always say, are you really buying the DVD for the audio?

Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again.

Extras:
A "Behind the Scenes" featurette that made me feel uncomfortable (the actors and directors come off as sleazebags). Also included are "Bios", "Previews", and "Stills".

Final Thoughts:
Avoid this trash. There are no well-known actresses on this DVD, and some of the scenes are downright disturbing (some of them border on kiddie porn). I guess if you're an anal freak, you make like this DVD; but otherwise, find something else. Seriously.