Seymore Butts' I'll Toss Your Salad If You Butter My Buns

Seymore Butts

Genre: Straight Gonzo

Condoms: None

Length: 150 minutes

Date Of Production: 1/5/04 - 3/16/06

Cast: Mari Possa, Lauren Phoenix, Jessica Darling, Flower Tucci, Ava Vincent, Sinnamon Love, Alana Evans, & Michelle B.

Special Features: While most other Seymore Butts' titles include some decent extras, this DVD gives you lamost nothing. Just a measly photo gallery, trailers, and web links.

Audio/Video Quality: This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times when the camera shakes or is slightly out of focus. This in no way detracts from the action, and if anything truly gives the feeling that you are watching a private (yet wild) moment between two adults. The audio was in 2.0 stereo but the cast rarely did anything other than moan and whimper (except for a few lines during the action) so this isn't a major issue.

Scene 1: Ava & Jessica. As the first scene begins we see a these two blondes giving each other oral. The rest of their clothes quickly come off and the girls continue to lick each others pussies. Their male costar finally appears and the girls team up to give him the blowjob of a lifetime. The action is fairly standard, but still highly enjoyable. While one girl is getting fucked the other is licking any body part she can find. The scene ends with both girls, faces together, gulping down a load of nut juice. A solid opening scene.

Scene 2: Lauren & Mari. As the scene starts Mari (a brunette) and Lauren (a blonde) are already undressing. The girls lie down on a couch and dive into each other's pussies. The camerawork was excellent and really got some good shots of the oral. With the foreplay over the girls give their man a quick blowjob before the real action starts. The girls each take a vicious pounding in several positions. They frequently stop to perform more oral between positions. After nearly twenty minutes of fucking the girls lick up his man chowder.

Scene 3: Sinnamon & Flower. Inside a well lit room, these two young vixens are groping and kissing. They spend several minutes playing with their tits before giving one another some oral. Their man walks into view and the girls give him some head. They did a great job of sharing his cock and making it look like the enjoyed doing it. The girls' asses then get pummeled in a few different positions - mostly reverse cowgirl. Their hard work is rewarded with Flower receives a sloppy facial and Sinnamon is right there to lick it up. Good job girls.

Scene 4: Alana & Michelle. In my opinion, the girls in this scene are the best looking on the disc. They perform some incredibly seductive oral on each other as the scene begins. Once their man shows up the girls gives him some head with all the energy and enthusiasm you could hope for (including tons of ass play). The girls' asses each get nailed in three different positions. What made this scene so enjoyable was the chemistry between the girls - you can tell they felt really comfortable working together. As you might expect the scene ends with a messy facial followed by some cumswapping.

Final Thoughts: I'll be the first one to commend Seymore for this fabulous DVDs. This title, however, leaves much to be desired. With only four scenes, and hardly any extras, you don't get much fuck for your buck. Do yourself a favor and buy one of Seymore's other titles.