3 Into Blonde

Vivid Interactive

Genre: Compilation, Blondes

Director: varied by scene

Cast: Devon, Sydnee Steele, Evan Stone, Bridgette Kerkove, Lee Stone, Joel Lawrence, McKayla, Pat Myne, Eric Masterson, Dayton, TJ Cummings, Cricket, Dillion Day, Mark Davis, Kim Chambers, Joey Ray, Scott Styles, Cassandra, Chris Cannon, Adajja, Briana Banks, Dee, Anton Michael, TJ Hart, Taylor Hayes, Ian Daniels, Michael J. Cox, Mr. Marcus

Length: 121.5 minutes

Date of Production: 9/2003 (compilation only, the scenes were made between 1998 and 2002)

Extra's: 3 related bonus scenes, photogallery, trailers, double sided DVD cover, 17 minute long Behind the Scenes to Shy, forced spam

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the current industry standard. A lot of the scenes had too much grain and video noise but on average, they weren't the worst I've seen from an older compilation (older in terms of scenes at least). There were some compression artifacts and other flaws with the picture but nothing as bad as the stuff mentioned above. The audio was presented in stereo English with little, if any, separation between the channels. A few scenes had music set too loudly but otherwise the vocals were just a bit hollow to me.

Body of Review: If you asked a hundred men what is there favorite hair color on a woman, you'd probably get about 85% of them answering blonde. While many women in porn have bleached blonde hair, the reasoning has something to do with scarcity and the daily media barrage that blondes are more likely to have sex with you (either out of stupidity or sexual desire). Personally, I like blondes myself but you'll never catch me turning down a cute brunette or redhead in favor of one. In any case, the latest Vivid Interactive compilation focuses on Blondes and it's called, 3 Into Blondes. If you enjoy watching the light-haired women of Vivid, here's a breakdown of the scenes by movie, director, cast and action:

Scene One: Barfly: D-Michael Raven: Sydnee and Devon took on Evan on a staircase at a home. I didn't like the way their implants looked here but as a fan, I was pretty worked up at seeing them together with the legendary Evan. No anal was needed to make me happy here and the three-way was very warm.

Scene Two: John Friendly Big & Small 2: D-John Friendly: Bridgette took on the massive Lee and silly Joel on a couch. The scene was already underway when she had their members in her mouth. I've always preferred her natural breasts to the massive bolt-on's she sported here but the guys didn't mind this championship cocksucker blowing them. The sex was extreme for Vivid with her taking not only a DP but also a double anal as well. Yikes!

Scene Three: Watcher 13: D-Robby D.: McKayla, an attractive and lean gal, took on Pat and Eric on a bed. There were times during the scene when I thought she was very much into it and other times when I thought she was out of it but the sex wasn't bad overall. It had oral and straight only.

Scene Four: Fluff: D-Paul Thomas: Dayton, the busty blonde that so many guys (wet) dream of, took care of Pat and TJ on a bed. The sex was mostly oral although there was straight sex too with Pat plugging her pretty good. For me, it was a fair scene.

Scene Five: Sex Sells: D-Dyanna Lauren: Cricket, a curvy blonde with large implants, Dillion and Mark, had a scene on a large couch. Dillion did most of the boning and Mark received the most oral here although they swapped out at the end with Mark fingering her ass a bit. Both of the guys unloaded onto her chest.

Scene Six: Shy: D-Chi Chi LaRue: Kim, a busty blonde, Joey, and Scott, had a scene in a shower stall. Initially, she took turns taking them into her mouth until they decided to tap a little into the well of life. They each took turns and the emphasis remained on the oral, with Kim getting rimmed a bit too. This was a warm scene for me.

Scene Seven: John Friendly Big & Small 3: D-John Friendly: Cassandra, a gal with huge breasts, Chris and Joel had a scene on a small bed. She's never been a favorite of mine (personal taste mostly) but she seemed to enjoy the action here and they did a good job with her). Fans may appreciate that she took anal action like a champ.

Scene Eight: How To Marry A Millionaire: D-Paul Thomas: Dayton, Devon and Adajja, had a lesbian threesome on the set of a studio. The three were playful and used toys a bit, including anally, to get each other off. I liked it a lot this time and wished it were longer.

Scene Nine: Shape Of Sin: D-Chi Chi LaRue: Briana, the lean blonde, and Dee, everyone's favorite light skinned black gal, took care of Anton in a dinner. This was also a pretty good scene but oral and straight only.

Scene Ten: Creating Kate: D-Toni English: Taylor, looking very attractive-she's on the front cover if you have been living in a cave for the last 7 years, had sex with Mr. Marcus, a strong looking black guy known for his talents, at a bar. While they are going at it, TJ, an attractive blonde, took on Michael and Ian a few feet away. Watching this scene reminds me of how much eye contact and personality affect a scene. While Taylor is making great use of eye contact with her partner, TJ looked like she was distant and cold. Taylor smiled and TJ grimaced. You get the idea. In any case, both groups only had oral and then straight, vaginal sex. Taylor and Marcus seemed held back while their pals seemed to be doing all they could to keep up. For me, a fan of TJ and Taylor both, this was a shameful waste of talent.

Summary: The technical limitations here hurt it more than the content. If you've enjoyed the 3 Into… series over the years, you'll think this one was worth a rating of Recommended although many people don't like compilations of any sort so you'll want to adjust the rating accordingly. There were some real sweet looking gals and some solid action but it wasn't consistent so check it out before dropping your hard-earned dough.