Scene 1: Cindy Crawford, Dick Delaware, John West
Condoms: No

We start things off with a twofer, featuring this DVD's covergirl Cindy Crawford, a petite little blonde with great tits that unfortunately are going to be butchered by a plastic surgeon someday. She alternates between the two, giving each guy some truly slick blowjob action while jerking off the other at the same time. Later they move to a couch, and one of the guys goes down on her while she continues to please the other orally.

All of a sudden we cut to a shot of penetration, and already the 100% Blowjobs theme is blown, er, so to speak. At this point the whole rhythm of things gets out of whack, she takes the first guy missionary style until he shoots his load onto her stomach. Then the second guy fucks her doggy style and eventually unloads on her face.

Cindy's into the scene big time and tends to salivate quite a bit while she's sucking cock, and that's a plus for me. Good stuff, even if it wasn't 100% blowjob.

Scene 2: Tyler Faith, Talon
Condoms: No

This scene starts out in some sort of "boiler room". Tyler Faith, a sexy hottie with some nice big breasts, gets some oral satisfaction while pressed up against some wire grating. Not long after, she's got his cock in her mouth and does a great job of sucking him for about 90 seconds or so when we cut to the much later finale as he pops all over her face.

Tyler's not into things as much as Cindy was, but she still seems highly motivated. I wish this scene had been longer.

Scene 3: Alexis Amore, Anthony Hardwood
Condoms: No

Alexis Amore gets right to business in this scene. She has massively fake tits that are a slight distraction, but I can certainly think of worse things to complain about. We move to Hardwood going down on Alexis while she fingers her ass and then abruptly cut to the facial.

Again a potentially great scene cut much too short, and might have flowed better without the cunnilingus interlude.

Scene 4: Aria, Randy Spears
Condoms: No

The previous scene hadn't even faded out when suddenly we cut to Randy Spears licking and fingering Aria's pussy, scored to some kind of Middle Eastern techno. Not long after she squirts out an orgasm that Randy quickly cleans up with his tongue. She thanks him by licking her cum off his face, and (finally) deep throating his cock. After a few seconds of that we cut to the finale of the scene where Aria squirts again (!) and Spears shoots his load all over her face.

A fairly intense scene that, like the others, is probably dynamite in its original form.

Scene 5: TJ Hart, Trent Tesoro
Condoms: No

I won't even try to guess what the hell the set-up for this scene was, as the guy is wearing a trash bag as a shirt and a mask with alien antennae on his head. Anyway, the blowjob is already in progress as this scene starts. A short time later we cut to the alien-thing cumming all over TJ's ass.

This scene isn't filmed particularly well. It's very dark and the angles don't show much. Plus the dude's ridiculous costume keeps getting in the way.

Scene 6: Jezebelle Bond, Trevor Zen
Condoms: No

Despite the fact that Jezebelle Bond has both of her nipples pierced, she's incredibly compelling to watch here. She is absolutely into every second of this scene, which starts with the guy fingerbanging and licking her shaved pussy and concludes with some extremely hot cocksucking. A weak cumshot is the only downside to this scene.

Scene 7: Shelia, Hershel Savage
Condoms: No

This scene starts with Shelia getting some hot tongue action, until she acts like she has an orgasm. Then its time for the blowjob. A few seconds later it's time for the facial. This scene doesn't even last 2.5 minutes, and half that is Shelia getting her pussy licked.

But, this scene is letterboxed, so rejoice in all the brief widescreen mediocrity you're getting to see here.

Scene 8: Cindy Crawford, Alex Sanders
Condoms: No

Cindy's back for her second appearance here, getting oral from Alex Sanders before (finally) getting to the blowjob. I'm starting to feel cheated by this DVD's title.

Cindy gives another juicy blowjob, but it can't match the intensity of the first scene on the disc.

Scene 9: Cynara Fox, John West, Rafe
Condoms: Yes

Cynara's got the goth thing going on as she sucks and spits on one guy's cock while the other guy in the scene licks her shaved pussy. Unfortunately some of her sounds of pleasure sound like she's being tortured, which makes for an awkward scene.

At one point the scene cuts to a third guy, who is tied up and apparently being forced to watch the events as they unfold. I know it probably made sense in the actual movie. Also, Cynara says "Thank you, Uncle Vinny" for some reason while one of the guys is fucking her, and well, I don't even want to know how that's supposed to fit into the "plot".

This scene was just too all over the place to be watchable. The double facial finale isn't even worth it.

Scene 10: Alexis Amore, Billy Glide
Condoms: No

Alexis is back and she's soaking wet, as this scene is taking place in a fountain or an exploding swimming pool or something. Thankfully we waste no time getting right to the blowjob. The guy has a cock like a telephone pole (I have no idea why he'd name himself Billy Glide, since that massive thing isn't going to just glide into anything), so it's a little awkward for Alexis to do it justice. But she still gives it her all.

He then goes down on her in a big comfy chair by the pool, and then we jumpcut to the facial.

Alexis' fake tits no longer bother me in the slightest. She's fantastic.

Scene 11: Angelica Sin, Rich Handsome
Condoms: No

As this scene starts, Rich Handsome (*eyeroll*) is taking turns licking Angelica Sin's pussy and ass, which she seems to really be enjoying. She later seems to be enjoying the blowjob she gives him, so that's something. Otherwise, this is just an average scene that ends with Angelica riding his cock and he cums inside her.

Handsome looks like the guy from The Shawshank Redemption who keeps raping Tim Robbins, so that's a little distracting and unnerving.

Scene 12: Cindy Crawford, Tyce Bune
Condoms: No

As we start this epic, he unworthy guy in this scene bends Cindy in half while he goes down on her, and then we cut to the cumshot (wait, what?) which Cindy gobbles up.

This scene contains only 5% blowjob, and that's all after the orgasm.

Scene 13: Alana Evans, John West
Condoms: No

Alana Evans is a tiny little thing who still has some baby fat on her in good places. But dammit, this scene is just like the last one where the girl gets eaten out and then Wham! we cut to the facial. Again, the only cocksucking comes after the guy blows his load. Rip-off. Still, Alana Evans is a cutie.

Scene 14: April, Haven, Monica Mayhem, Tabitha Stevens, Joey Ray, Tommi Rose, Inari Vachs
Condoms: Some

Full blown group sex is already in progress as this scene starts up. Here and there you can see some blowjob action, but the editing is fast and furious, and no one shot lingers too long. It's an orgy scene... what do you want, play by play? There's sex everywhere. It does seem to be the full scene though, and there are three cumshots to end things.

Several performers are in this scene uncredited, including Gauge.

With the exception of Scene 5 (the alien guy scene), I'd be willing to seek out all the movies that this compilation was edited from. Unfortunately this DVD serves more as a DVD sampler of other Jill Kelly titles than as satisfaction for your blowjob fantasies.