Often in porn, the blowjob has been reduced to mere foreplay. Every girl in porn sucks a little dick, but that's merely a prelude to fucking or taking it in the ass, or something you do after taking it in the ass.

Blowjob enthusiasts, despair not. Combat Zone has heard your cry. Destination Tonsils is the blowjob movie with everything – except for anything that meets Bill Clinton's definition of sex.

Thirteen sexy, sexy women – not a dog in the bunch – fill 11 scenes with sloppy sucking, ball licking and cum dribbling in what is surely a Happy Blowjob Day present to us all.

Because it's cock sucking and not a thing more, the scenes are abbreviated. The shortest clocks in at 9 minutes with the longest going 18.

If dick sucking is not your thing (and I don't mean you have to like sucking dick, just having it sucked or watching it get sucked), then Destination Tonsils is not your cup of tea.

But for even the casual fan of girls choking on fat cocks, this movie does it all admirably.

Shot point-of-view style, the formula is pretty simple. The girls generally strip a bit, but not always, play with themselves and then get down to swallowing meat swords.

Scene 1: August and Nikki Nievz

Possibly the most intense scene is the opener, in which dirty-talkers August and Nikki force each other's faces down on the dick, leaving trails of sloppy spit and choking on dick.

Nikki almost loses her lunch she's forcing that thing down her throat so hard. That's a bit gross, but the rest of the scene makes up for it in spades.

Scene 2: Alexa Von Tess

Alexa does less talking and lets her male companion comment on how good her mouth feels rolling up and down his shaft. She goes a bit slower and brings down the pace a bit. Still, this sexy black-haired thing keeps it fun and helps end things with a satisfying pop.

Scene 3: Kimberly Wood

With pouty lips, Kimberly doesn't say much, preferring to let her actions suck louder than her words. She likes to lick balls and leaves a very happy customer in the end.

Scene 4: Aaralyn Barra and Kissy Kapri

Two of the hottest girls on the tape, Kissy and Aaralyn do a good job, but without a lot of intensity. Things pick up as the scene moves forward and these blonde alt-rock beauties gladly share a load for their hard work.

Scene 5: Bree Olson

Kicking it up three notches is Bree, who puts on a "Blowjob Queen" bib – I think it was given to her by the Kiwanis club or something – and she proves she deserves the title.

Bree gets into it and combines dirty talk with even dirtier sucking to bring some much needed power to the proceedings. This is the best scene on the disc.

Scene 6: India Summer

This raven-haired beauty treats the dick in front of her like a cold beer on a hot day. She sucks it down fast and keeps it down for a slow and sexy scene.

She's oohs and aahs at it like it's fireworks, which, incidentally, explode in her mouth. Refreshing.

Scene 7: Savannah Stern

Savannah loves dick. How else can you explain this one girl shooting the longest scene on the disc?

Plenty of dirty talk sets the mood nicely, but it's those eyes, fixed on the camera, that makes it work. She is into the blowjob and it translates well. She chokes on it and then gets a creamy present on her tongue, which she promptly swallows.

Scene 8: Natasha Nice

From Stern to Nice, Natasha uses her curves to her advantage, tit-fucking her stunt cock in several positions. He blue-grey eyes lock onto the camera and it ratchets up the intensity of the scene nicely, ending with a big load down the gullet.

Scene 9: Kayla Sinz

This one, I just didn't get. Possibly the weakest of the bunch is Kayla who starts off rubbing the wall. Huh? There's a dick right there...stop messing with the wall.

Things pick up as the scene goes on and it's not bad in the end, but far from the best on this quality disc.

Scene 10: Holly Morgan

Covergirl Holly starts off crawling toward the camera. This blonde bombshell is sex incarnate and when she takes off her top, things get going.

She plays with herself, rubs the dick on her tits and rolls a slow blowjob that's nice to watch, but not as intense as others in the movie.

Scene 11: Renee Cruz

This Latina babe ruins her scene by looking off camera, breaking the connections. Thank goodness she's hot like a pocket and puts her head down for some face fucking.

She's quiet and when things aren't making noise, it gets a little old. Regardless, it ends well, with a not-milk moustache smeared on her lip.

Video:

A pretty good-looking film, presented in 4:3 fullscreen. Director Luke Warm only had a few lighting problems, often caused by girls letting their hair get in the way, but kept things pretty easy to see and very attractive.

Audio:

Nothing special. There's no music after the credits, which is detrimental when the girls don't talk, but you don't even notice it when they start making noise – on and off the dick.

Extras:

You must be looking at some other disc, because Destination Tonsils doesn't have any extras. There's scene selection and a pop shot gallery, but nothing to put it over the top.

In Other Words...:

This blowjob disc is a winner in almost every category. Extremely hot actresses, dick sucking that goes from pretty good to scorching hot and a lot of scenes to choose from give Destination Tonsils high marks. If there were any extras to speak of, or even more choices on the scene selection, this would go farther, but as it is, it's Highly Recommended for those who love blowjobs.